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'''MAGABomber''' (not to be confused with the '''[[Unabomber|Unabrowmer]]''') is the [[Fanon|unofficial pseudonym]] that has been given to an [[anonymous|unknown individual]] or [[GNAA|group of individuals]] who, starting in late October of [[2018]], began attempting to [[assassinate]] [[Nobodies|prominent members]] of an obscure, [[WalkAway|quickly dying]] [[American]] political party known as the [[Democrats]] by [[duct tape|duct taping]] a bunch of wires and [[plastic crap]] onto pieces of pipe and then hoping that all of their intended targets end up dying of [[heart attack]]s upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are [[At least 100 years|older than slavery]] and have a tendency to [[Butthurt|completely freak out]] over the [[SJW|absolute dumbest shit imaginable]]. | '''MAGABomber''' (not to be confused with the '''[[Unabomber|Unabrowmer]]''') is the [[Fanon|unofficial pseudonym]] that has been given to an [[anonymous|unknown individual]] or [[GNAA|group of individuals]] who, starting in late October of [[2018]], began attempting to [[assassinate]] [[Nobodies|prominent members]] of an obscure, [[WalkAway|quickly dying]] [[American]] political party known as the [[Democrats]] by [[duct tape|duct taping]] a bunch of wires and [[plastic crap]] onto pieces of pipe and then hoping that all of their intended targets end up dying of [[heart attack]]s upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are [[At least 100 years|older than slavery]] and have a tendency to [[Butthurt|completely freak out]] over the [[SJW|absolute dumbest shit imaginable]]. | ||
On October 22, [[2018]], the first "''bomb''" was received by Sith Lord '''[[George Soros]]'''. This was quickly followed up by [[moar]] "''bombs''" that were sent to former Secretary of State '''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' and [[Bill Clinton|her wife]]; former [[President|God-Emperor of]] [[Black People]], '''[[Barack Hussein Obama]]''' and [[Michelle Obama|his husband]]; former [[Mexican]] gun-runner, '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Eric Holder]]'''; [[batshit insane]] old person, '''[[Maxine Waters]]'''; former Vice President, '''[[Joe Biden]]'''; | On October 22, [[2018]], the first "''bomb''" was received by Sith Lord '''[[George Soros]]'''. This was quickly followed up by [[moar]] "''bombs''" that were sent to former Secretary of State '''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' and [[Bill Clinton|her wife]]; former [[President|God-Emperor of]] [[Black People]], '''[[Barack Hussein Obama]]''' and [[Michelle Obama|his husband]]; former [[Mexican]] gun-runner, '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Eric Holder]]'''; [[batshit insane]] old person, '''[[Maxine Waters]]'''; former Vice President and notorious [[Lolicon]], '''[[Joe Biden]]'''; former [[CIA]] Director turned [[traitor]] to the [[United States]], '''[[Shit nobody cares about|John Brennan]]'''; [[unfunny]] [[ginger]] prop comic, '''[[Carrot Top|Debbie Wasserman Schultz]]'''; washed up [[Hollywood]] [[actor]], '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Robert De Niro]]'''; and [[science fiction]] [[television]] network, '''[[CNN]]'''. | ||
Despite being christened as "''The MAGABomber''" by [[Fake News|die lügenpresse]] and a bunch of [[liberal]] [[retards]] on [[Twitter]], the name is [[Wrong|a clear misnomer]] when you realize that the MAGABomber is neither an actual [[bomb]]er nor is there a single shred of [[evidence]] that [[Pronouns|he/she/xe]] actually supports [[Donald J. Trump|Making America Great Again]]. In [[IRL|reality]], it is far more likely that the so-called MAGABomber is a [[liberal]] [[false flag]] operation designed to influence the [[2018]] mid-term elections. | Despite being christened as "''The MAGABomber''" by [[Fake News|die lügenpresse]] and a bunch of [[liberal]] [[retards]] on [[Twitter]], the name is [[Wrong|a clear misnomer]] when you realize that the MAGABomber is neither an actual [[bomb]]er nor is there a single shred of [[evidence]] that [[Pronouns|he/she/xe]] actually supports [[Donald J. Trump|Making America Great Again]]. In [[IRL|reality]], it is far more likely that the so-called MAGABomber is a [[liberal]] [[false flag]] operation designed to influence the [[2018]] mid-term elections. | ||
Revision as of 22:01, 25 October 2018
MAGABomber (not to be confused with the Unabrowmer) is the unofficial pseudonym that has been given to an unknown individual or group of individuals who, starting in late October of 2018, began attempting to assassinate prominent members of an obscure, quickly dying American political party known as the Democrats by duct taping a bunch of wires and plastic crap onto pieces of pipe and then hoping that all of their intended targets end up dying of heart attacks upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are older than slavery and have a tendency to completely freak out over the absolute dumbest shit imaginable.
On October 22, 2018, the first "bomb" was received by Sith Lord George Soros. This was quickly followed up by moar "bombs" that were sent to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her wife; former God-Emperor of Black People, Barack Hussein Obama and his husband; former Mexican gun-runner, Eric Holder; batshit insane old person, Maxine Waters; former Vice President and notorious Lolicon, Joe Biden; former CIA Director turned traitor to the United States, John Brennan; unfunny ginger prop comic, Debbie Wasserman Schultz; washed up Hollywood actor, Robert De Niro; and science fiction television network, CNN.
Despite being christened as "The MAGABomber" by die lügenpresse and a bunch of liberal retards on Twitter, the name is a clear misnomer when you realize that the MAGABomber is neither an actual bomber nor is there a single shred of evidence that he/she/xe actually supports Making America Great Again. In reality, it is far more likely that the so-called MAGABomber is a liberal false flag operation designed to influence the 2018 mid-term elections.
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