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*3rd - The [[Jewnited States]] [[Changed|pervertedly absorbs]] [[Venezuela]] after a series of airstrikes. [[Socialist|Nicolás Maduro]]{{Jew}} is {{Strike|illegally kidnapped}} [[v&]]. | *3rd - The [[Jewnited States]] [[Changed|pervertedly absorbs]] [[Venezuela]] after a series of airstrikes. [[Socialist|Nicolás Maduro]]{{Jew}} is {{Strike|illegally kidnapped}} [[v&]]. | ||
*7th - An [[ICE]] officer shoots some random white bitch ([[Lolwut|who was not an immigrant]]) in the face. | *7th - An [[ICE]] officer shoots some random white bitch ([[Lolwut|who was not an immigrant]]) in the face. | ||
*10th - Fredrick Brennan, a.k.a. [[Hotwheels]], founder of [[8chan]], dies. | |||
*13th - [[Scott Adams]] dies. | *13th - [[Scott Adams]] dies. | ||
*22nd - [[Danis Razov]] tries to outdo his idol [[Brenton Tarrant]] and fails miserably. | *22nd - [[Danis Razov]] tries to outdo his idol [[Brenton Tarrant]] and fails miserably. | ||
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2026 is the current year; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not MORE boring than 2025. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.
If you need a recap of that other one, click here.
January
- 1st - A fire in a Switzerland bar kills 47 people. Would be nice if we could leave New Year's disasters in 2025 but fuck it I guess.
- 3rd - The Jewnited States pervertedly absorbs Venezuela after a series of airstrikes. Nicolás Maduro✡ is illegally kidnapped v&.
- 7th - An ICE officer shoots some random white bitch (who was not an immigrant) in the face.
- 10th - Fredrick Brennan, a.k.a. Hotwheels, founder of 8chan, dies.
- 13th - Scott Adams dies.
- 22nd - Danis Razov tries to outdo his idol Brenton Tarrant and fails miserably.
- 23rd - Another man in Minnesota is killed by ICE. When will the murders stop?
February
- 10th - Another tranny shooter, this time in Canada. The school and town were named Tumbler Ridge, lol.
- 11th - Ilya Orda shoots up a school in Russia, but since he did worse than AlGore, nobody cares.
- 19th - Prince Andrew gets arrested because of his connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
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See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2025
- Previous year to the previous year
- Every other year available on ED.
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