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Basement-dweller

A commonly-used phrase that describes the socially inept: Atheists, love shys, losers, Fanboys, cosplayers, nerds, slashfic authors, gamers, weeaboos, libertarians, anarchists, SJWs, tumblr users, furfags, bronies, /b/tards, trekkies, WoW players, League of Legends players, Homestuck readers, Ediots, Wikipedia editors, Tropers, Goons, you, and most of all trolls. In other words, people who know that the light of day will expose them for the freaks they are; Thus,they go on ED or they dwell in their parents' basement, fapping while being ever so POLITICALLY INCORRECT :coolface: on the internet and live off pocky and KFC.

(( We Bet That You Made Your Mom Drag That Broke Ass Couch Down The Stairs All By Herself ))


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	“	i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.	„
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...The Pope needs to learn that Religion and Politics don't mix, that he needs to quit questioning our Great God Emperor Trump and an old man doing a 6-7 greeting ain't gonna score him any Little Boys when the Meme is Dead and buried?
...It's Faggot Month. Don't you feel better about coming out of the Closet?
...On May 3, 2026 a group of Christian Dwarves did a Speedrun on the $cientology L.A. headquarters looking for Tom Cruise?
...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch?
...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!

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