Abu Hajaar

BREAKING NEWS!! Abu's squad is most likely dead.

Abu Hajaar is an ISIS militant who recently became a meme due to his hilariously poor fighting skills as seen in the following video:

Recovered Information

Gameplay footage

At first I was like B)

But then I was like X.x

During a patrol in a heavily armored vehicle, Abu Hajaar and his squad staged an assault on Kurdish troops (Peshmerga), but their plan failed and they were quickly suppressed by enemy fire. During the battle, Abu Hajaar is constantly fucking up; notably by accidentally firing near the allies, not leaning his head down, refusing to assist a squad mate with supressive fire, general recklessness, not angling his weapon properly (so the cases rain down on his teammates), fucking around with a rocket, etc. He also fucked up one of the rockets when another incompetent teammate was aiming it at the enemy.

Eventually, the fun comes to an end when the vehicle is hit by a rocket fired by the enemy team. Fortunately, most of these hilarious ISIS comedians survived the initial hit, except for the driver, Khattab, Allah guide him.

During their retreat from the partyvan, one of them rolls across the ground like an idiot. The cameraman gets shot, which prompts another teammate to retaliate by using the training he got playing Counter Strike. The brave soldier gets up and fires his machine gun at the enemy like a madman.

Rediscovered Video Logs

Street Fighter 6 - ISIS edition Original Leak Detailed Footage Abu: The game Autobiography Lulzy tribute weeb fgt's tribute Peshmerga POV Previous Video | Next Video

Retrieved Photographs

Gallery of Lulz About missing Pics

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  Truth
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  His Reincarnation
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  An Hero Abu Hajaar
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  Arabic Leeroy Jenkins

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See Also

• Heaven - where they think they're going
• Hell - where they will end up. Scratch that, there is no god. You're Worm Food!
• Abu Ghraib - No relation.
• Islam - The religion of peace that they followed.
• Muhammed Sex Simulator 2015 - Show mudslimes this and expect more Hajaars.
• San Bernardino Shooting - When mudslimes really rack up some kills.
• ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 - A challenger appears.

External Links

• News Article
• Another news site trying to be funny, but failing miserably.
• his totally legit twitter account
• AK fags weigh in
• Buzzfeed faggots weigh in

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Featured article May 4 & May 5, 2016
Preceded by Ntokozo Qwabe	Abu Hajaar	Succeeded by DJ KEEMSTAR