Armin Meiwes

The Voraphile, himself.

Armin Meiwes is an insane cannibalistic German internet hero who became known as the "Rotenburg Cannibal" or "Der Metzgermeister" (The Master Butcher or, more literally, The Generally Likable and Rather Quite Jovial Fellow if You Met Him Socially) after cutting off the penis of some guy he met online AND EATING IT.

YUMMY.

Delicious cock,I MUST EAT IT!!!!

IRL Vore

Armen's dinner plate.

Armin Meiwes posted an advertisement on the Internet, looking for a willing victim. Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes replied to his posting, and they arranged to meet so Meiwes could kill and eat Brandes. They both had a shitload of sick fuck sex. At the end, before killing Bernd, Armin cut off his penis and they ate it together. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis rare, but could not because it was too tough and as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper and garlic. The whole thing was video taped, and after many journalists saw it they took the pussy route out by whining like a baby to their psychiatrist. Armin Meiwes is now in jail, and the other dude is dead. Some believe he shouldn't be convicted at all since Brandes agreed to the act.

As of now, Armin Meiwes is no longer a cannibal. He no longer eats any form of meat for that matter. He now believes killing and eating people (even those who consent to the act) is morally wrong and he has since converted to vegetarianism because he thinks human flesh tastes far too similar to animal flesh. No, we're not kidding.

Fanbois

Famous homosexual band Rammstein learned of Meiwes in 2004 after reading a German news article about him in the midst of a circle jerk and mantrain session. Fantasizing and masturbating over thoughts of experiencing such acts themselves, they were inspired to write the song "Mein Teil" (German for "my thang"). They then put it on their album Reise Reise (German for "All aboard"), though not before also throwing in some lines evoking Nazi mysticism and other glorification of Hitler. This song is now Germany's national anthem, thereby proving that all Germans are Nazis and all Germans also love teh cock.

Chatlogs

>Cator99: Still, I would have rather met you yesterday and felt your teeth

Antrophagus: One can't have everything. There's still some time before you really feel my teeth

>Cator99: I hardly know what to expect. Have you slaughtered a man before?

Antrophagus: Unfortunately, only in my dreams, but in my thoughts I do it every night

>Cator99: So I'm the first? You have eaten human flesh before, or you haven't?

Antrophagus: No, you don't exactly find it in the supermarket, unfortunately

>Cator99: How do you know if it will taste good to you, or that the blood won't make you sick?

Antrophagus: I'm readying myself with my dreams. Once I was so excited I grabbed a needle and drew my own blood so I could drink it

>Cator99: And your blood, it tasted good to you?

Antrophagus: It was quite tasty. Once I was drilling some holes and the drill slipped right into my hand, that was a real treat. Blood is the juice of life. It contains everything a person needs for nutrition

>Cator99: Then I hope you won't wilt, that you can really see it through without a problem

Antrophagus: To bite into your penis will certainly not be easy—living flesh is somewhat more resistant than fried—but one thing is certain: our dream will be fulfilled

>Cator99: But there's not so much in it as there is in muscle

Antrophagus: Yeah, but the penis is principally a spongy material filled with blood

>Cator99: For both our sakes, I hope that's true. I hope you have also already thought about what's to be done with the rest. Fulfilling the dream shouldn't become a nightmare for you. No one will know where I've disappeared to

Antrophagus: After you're dead, I'll take you out and expertly carve you up. Except for a pair of knees and some fleshy trash (skin, cartilage, tendons), there won't be much of you left

Galley of Vore

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  He looks more like Gordon Ramsay. Still, that is as equally dangerous.
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  This man went great with salt, pepper, wine and garlic.

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  Looks fucking delicious.
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  Armin is a skilled butcher.
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  Yummy.
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  Happeh.
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See Also

• Sharon Lopatka
• Dicks Everywhere

External Links

• What, you thought we were making this shit up?
• Armin's chatlogs and moar pix at Watchpeopledie.tv (archive)
• August 2014: A CHALLENGER APPEARS

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