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Getting away with it

Getting away with it is the ultimate dream of most criminals who aren't driven by a desire for attention or the High Score. Ever since O.J. Simpson became the first person to ever get away with it in 1995, many other murderers have also attempted to get away with it – although very few have actually succeeded, even the white ones. When black people fail to get away with it (i.e. every single fucking time excluding O.J.), they have been known to emit a sound that has often been transliterated into actual people language as "I dindu nuffin!"


It's Only A Crime If You're Found Guilty

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