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{{spoiler|THE NEW SEQUEL WAS FUCKING LAME AND BORING!!!!1!}}
 
[[Image:Dineinhell.jpg|thumb|Zesty Eatz.]]
[[Image:SURPRISEBUTTSECKS300.jpg|thumb|SURPRISE [[Buttsecks|BUTTSECKS]]!!]]
[[Image:SURPRISEBUTTSECKS300.jpg|thumb|SURPRISE [[Buttsecks|BUTTSECKS]]!!]]
[[Image:Spartadancing.gif|thumb|Spartans during a [[sex|mating]] ritual.]]
<video type="youtube" id="HyDIbbbuS_U&autoplay=0" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="The author, '''Frank Miller''' supports a secret collective led by [[Neil Gaiman]] called the CBLDF."/>
[[Image:TONIGHT_WE_KILL_FURRIES.jpg|thumb|Super manic [[special forces]] types killing [[furries]] who are as gay as the movie's [[BDSM|Persian]] hordes.]]


Just like ''[[House]]'' is their favorite TV show, and ''[[Portal]]'' is their favorite game, '''''300''''' is one of /b/'s most beloved and cherished movies of all time. The movie itself is easily one of the campiest, unintentionally [[Lulz|lulziest]], eye-rollingest movies ever created. Adults who watch the movie are generally unimpressed; [[13 year old boys]] (and grown men with the brains of [[13 year old boys]]) think ''300'' is [[Teh|TEH]] AWESOMEST because of all the [[buttsex|BRUTAL FIGHTING]]. [[Fags]], on the other hand, think it is [[Teh|TEH]] AWESOMEST because of all the half-naked men drenched in sweat and engaging in man-touching. Also note all of the [[Cock|phallic]] spears thrusting deep into [[In the ass|tight, oozing wounds]] ... excuse me, I need to go [[fap]].
Just like ''[[House]]'' is their favorite TV show, and ''[[Portal]]'' is their favorite game, '''''300''''' is one of /b/'s most beloved and cherished movies of all time. The movie itself is easily one of the campiest, unintentionally [[Lulz|lulziest]], eye-rollingest movies ever created. Adults who watch the movie are generally unimpressed; [[13 year old boys]] (and [[Republicans|grown men with the brains]] of [[13 year old boys]]) think ''300'' is [[Teh|TEH]] AWESOMEST because of all the [[buttsex|WAR, BRUTAL FIGHTING AND KILLING SANDNIGGERS]]. [[Fags]], on the other hand, think it is [[Teh|TEH]] AWESOMEST because of all the half-naked men drenched in sweat and engaging in man-touching. Also note all of the [[Cock|phallic]] spears thrusting deep into [[In the ass|tight, oozing wounds]] ... excuse me, I need to go [[fap]].


The movie is based on a real life events reported by noted [[whore]] buyer and bush-licking quimhunter Frank Miller. [[Over 9,000]] movies (including Daredevil and Sin City) have been made from Frank Miller's nonfiction and all of them have been bad. This particular true story is about 300 [[gay|Spartans]] who jealously guard their massive [[shotacon|boy-stockpiles]] from the Persian [[pedophiles]], [[faggots]] who seek to invade. You can tell that the Spartans are good guys because they are white, half-naked and they talk about [[freedom]]. The Persians are bad because they are black person, are deformed, actually wear sensible armor but at the same time look gay, and talk about Jew. In that sense, the movie is utterly realistic. Adding to the movie's realism is a special guest appearance by [[shit nobody cares about|Detective Jimmy McNulty]] who also tried to catch Hannibal Lecter, thus bringing full circle the movie's themes of pedophilic authority figures.
The movie is based on a real life events reported by noted [[whore]] buyer and bush-licking quimhunter Frank Miller. [[Over 9,000]] movies (including Sin City) have been made from Frank Miller's nonfiction and all of them have been bad. This particular true story is about 300 [[gay|Spartans]] who jealously guard their massive [[shotacon|boy-stockpiles]] from the Persian [[pedophiles]], [[faggots]] who seek to invade. You can tell that the Spartans are good guys because they are white, half-naked and they talk about [[freedom]]. The Persians are bad because they are [[sand niggers]], are deformed, actually wear sensible armor but at the same time look gay, and talk about Jew. In that sense, the movie is utterly realistic. Adding to the movie's realism is a special guest appearance by [[shit nobody cares about|Detective Jimmy McNulty]] who also tried to catch Hannibal Lecter, thus bringing full circle the movie's themes of pedophilic authority figures.


Actually, the [[truth]] is more or less the opposite. The Persians had human rights, civilisation, arts and culture; the Spartans had war and boy-fucking. This is precisely why right-wing [[paedophilia|familiy-values]] republicans hate the persians and think spartans were teh awesome.
Actually, [[truth|Real Life]] is more or less the opposite. The Persians had human rights, civilisation, arts and culture; the Spartans were Ancient [[North Korea]] with extra [[priest|boy-fucking]]. But somehow, right-wing [[paedophilia|familiy-values]] republicans hate the persians and think spartans were teh awesome.


It should also be worth noting that all of the events in ''300'' have been proven to be 100% [[crap|true]].
It should also be worth noting that all of the events in ''300'' have been proven to be 100% [[crap|true]].
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==The Memes==
==The Memes==
After the first official trailer of ''300'' was released, it immediately caught the attention of [[4chan]]. The two memes that spawned from this are '''TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL''', and '''THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!'''
After the first official trailer of ''300'' was released, it immediately caught the attention of [[4chan]]. The two memes that spawned from this are '''TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL''', and '''THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!''' The original execution of the meme featured the movie's star either exclaiming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1KQtb6xuc] or "GUYS, I FORGOT WHERE WE ARE DINING TONIGHT". '''THIS IS SPARTA!!!!''', on the other hand, comes from a scene in the movie where King Leonidas bellows the phrase and then proceeds to [[Epic win|kick a Arab-looking Nigga and his homies down into a bottomless pit]]. This was because he asked for a raise in his measly [[Chikins|slave salary]], overestimating the value of a [[Nothing|hard day's work]] (which, as we all know, [[Fact|is 1/16 the value of a white man's hard day's work]]).
 
The original execution of the meme featured the movie's [[Gerard butler|star]] either exclaiming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1KQtb6xuc] or "GUYS, I FORGOT WHERE WE ARE DINING TONIGHT". Contrary to popular belief, the proper response is not Arby's.
 
'''THIS IS SPARTA!!!!''', on the other hand, comes from a scene in the movie where King Leonidas bellows the phrase and then proceeds to kick a Arab down into a bottomless pit. This was because he asked for a raise in his measly [[Chikins|slave salary]], overestimating the value of a [[Nothing|hard day's work]] (which, as we all know, [[Fact|is 1/5 the value of a white man's hard day's work]]).
 
MADNESS, WE SAY.
 
The latest incarnation of this meme comes from the socialist TV channel the [[BBC]] in the form of "This! Is! Michael McIntyre!" First said on the [[Fag |Jonathan Ross]] show.


==[[Butthurt|Controversy]]==
==[[Butthurt|Controversy]]==
Shortly after the movie's release many [[terrorists|Iranians]] got [[butthurt|upset]] over the movie's [[Gay|portrayal]] of the [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Persians]]. This eventually led them to troll theaters across [[fail|Europe]] eventually going as far as complaining to the [[UN]] about how [[Pool's Closed|racist]] it was against [[fag|them]].  
Shortly after the movie's release many [[terrorists|Iranians]] got [[butthurt|upset]] over the movie's [[Gay|portrayal]] of the [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Persians]]. This eventually led them to troll theaters across [[fail|Europe]] eventually going as far as complaining to the [[UN]] about how [[Pool's Closed|racist]] it was against [[fag|them]].  
It should be noted that Arabs are the world's worst fighters, as demonstrated in the Invasion of Iraq twice over, as well as Egypt, Jordan, and Syria getting their asses kicked hard during the 1967 ----->Six<----- Day War. Lets not forgot that the Taliban and Al Qaeda can only hide in their caves.
[[Butthurt|Persians, of course, are not Arabs. Different race altogether, although they all look the same to the pale tubs of lard in North America. But even the Arabs pwn the US ground forces, on account of the US soldier cannot actually fight worth a damn - his main (only) battle tactic is "Holy shit, we are being shot at! Pray to Jeebus and call in an airstrike!". It is slowly beginning to penetrate the play-dough that substitutes for brains in the pentagon that winning a war is not the same thing as bombing a city and pulling down a statue in a staged photo-op. The Israelis, BTW, having been trained and financed by americans for the past 50 years or so, also cannot fight worth a damn, although they are hot shit at dropping white phosphorous on defenseless and half-staved civilians held in the world's biggest concentration camp. They don't do nearly so well when up against people who - oooh - are equipped and willing to ''shhot back'' at 'em. That's why the Lebanese pwnd them recently. The six day's war was a generation ago.]]
==Horrible remix videos go here==
<youtube>DAWWQFpKxNo</youtube>
<youtube>tzTEGD2jOSw</youtube>
[[LOL WUT]]
==IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!==
For awhile, the 300's SPARTAAAAN [[Gerard butler|King Leonidas]]' head is being [[shopped|shooped]] everywhere from [[Caturday]] to [[Apples Bear]] and everything in between.
==[[Magic]] : The Gathering==
A duel between Leonidas and Xerxes leads to a scientific discovery
<youtube>xbw48HbSW0s</youtube>


==Prince of Sparta==
==Prince of Sparta==
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Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood<br>
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood<br>
I kicked his one little messenger and my wife got scared<br>
I kicked his one little messenger and my wife got scared<br>
She said "You're taking 300 <s>guys</s> bodyguards to you-know-where"<br>
She said "You're taking 300 bodyguards to you-know-where"<br>


I whistled for the Persians and when they came near<br>
I whistled for the Persians and when they came near<br>
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See how many shops of King Leonitis' head you can find on all of these gifs, then count how many of them were placed their unnecessarily on something that was already funny--bonus points if that thing is now <i>not</i> funny because of it, <i>then</i> count how many of them are actually pretty successful in providing lulz:
See how many shops of King Leonitis' head you can find on all of these gifs, then count how many of them were placed their unnecessarily on something that was already funny--bonus points if that thing is now <i>not</i> funny because of it, <i>then</i> count how many of them are actually pretty successful in providing lulz:


{{cg|A Gallery of SPARTAN Proportions|300gallery|center|<gallery>
==Gallery==
For awhile, the 300's SPARTAAAAN King Leonidas' head is being [[shopped|shooped]] everywhere from [[Caturday]] to [[Apples Bear]] and everything in between.
 
{{cg|A Gallery of SPARTAN Proportions|300gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Sparta Template.png|[[Oh exploitable]]
Image:Sparta Template.png|[[Oh exploitable]]
Image:Damme300.gif|Breakdance! for Sparta.
Image:Damme300.gif|Breakdance! for Sparta.
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Image:Tonightwedineinroxbury.gif
Image:Tonightwedineinroxbury.gif
Image:This_is_jenga!.gif|Not Sparta, ''Jenga''.
Image:This_is_jenga!.gif|Not Sparta, ''Jenga''.
 
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Gonna dineinhell.png
Image:Gonna dineinhell.png
Image:KUNGFUSPARTA.gif|REMASTERED KUNGFUU
Image:KUNGFUSPARTA.gif|REMASTERED KUNGFUU
Image:300_MUDKIPS.jpg|TONIGHT WE DINE ON [[Mudkip|MARSHSTOMP]]!!!
Image:300_MUDKIPS.jpg|TONIGHT WE DINE ON [[Mudkip|MARSHSTOMP]]!!!
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Image:Fifa.gif
Image:300coloring.jpg
Image:300coloring.jpg
Image:300.jpg|Did someone mention madness?
Image:300.jpg|Did someone mention madness?
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Image:Who-Will-You-Marry-300.jpg
Image:Who-Will-You-Marry-300.jpg
Image:Sparta1966.jpg|THIS IS ENGLAAAAAND!!!
Image:Sparta1966.jpg|THIS IS ENGLAAAAAND!!!
Image:300virgin.png|THE EPIC SEQUEL
Image:Cho300.jpg|THIS IS [[Virginia Tech]]!!!!1
Image:Pr0n.jpg|If you're wanking to this, go get help.
Image:Pr0n.jpg|If you're wanking to this, go get help.
Image:Bitches_dont_know_where_were_dining.jpg|Bitches won't remember.
Image:Bitches_dont_know_where_were_dining.jpg|Bitches won't remember.
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Image:Funkytown.jpg|Won't you take me to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Image:Funkytown.jpg|Won't you take me to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Image:Spartaguitarhero.jpg
Image:Spartaguitarhero.jpg
Image:Funk.jpg
Image:SPARTALOG.gif|He sees me rollin'
Image:SPARTALOG.gif|He sees me rollin'
Image:ownd.jpg|Want my Sparta?
Image:ownd.jpg|Want my Sparta?
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Image:This-is-Thrillah.JPG|Spartans Favorite Dance
Image:This-is-Thrillah.JPG|Spartans Favorite Dance
Image:Madness.jpg|Madness?
Image:Madness.jpg|Madness?
Image:Animatedsparta.gif|Animated spartan action!
Image:Forum.gif|Animated spartan action!
Image:Super Leonidas.gif|It’s a Bird! No, it’s a Plane! No, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
Image:Super Leonidas.gif|It’s a Bird! No, it’s a Plane! No, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
Image:Im-in-sparta.jpg|I LOVE THIS PLACE
Image:Im-in-sparta.jpg|I LOVE THIS PLACE
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Image:Dinedinhell.jpg
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Image:300_Leonidas.jpg
Image:TonightWeDineInHellsKitchen.jpg
Image:TonightWeDineInHellsKitchen.jpg
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Image:300yiff.jpg|YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
Image:300yiff.jpg|YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
Image:Yiff.jpg
Image:Titsordineinhell.jpg|Official
Image:Titsordineinhell.jpg|Official
Image:SPARTA KICK.gif|ANIMATION IS FINE TOO
Image:SPARTA KICK.gif|ANIMATION IS FINE TOO
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Image:Clown.jpg  
Image:Spartauhh.jpg
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Image:IForgotWhereWeAreDiningTonight.jpg
Image:Leonidas_doing_it_wrong.jpg|Even Leonidas makes mistakes sometimes.
Image:Leonidas_doing_it_wrong.jpg|Even Leonidas makes mistakes sometimes.
Image:HELLO HELL RESTAURANT.jpg|The King makes some dinner reservations.
Image:HELLO HELL RESTAURANT.jpg|The King makes some dinner reservations.
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Image:THIS IS MADNESS.png|THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
Image:THIS IS MADNESS.png|THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
Image:CheLeonidas.jpg|Viva la SPARTAAAAAAAA!
Image:Che.jpg|Viva la SPARTAAAAAAAA!
Image:Sandwichchef_sparta.gif|THIS SANDWICH IS MADE OF GHEY AND XERXES!
Image:Pwn.gif|THIS SANDWICH IS MADE OF GHEY AND XERXES!
Image:Leonidas_pwns_rummy.jpg|THIS BROKE MY GHEYDAR!
Image:Leonidas_pwns_rummy.jpg|THIS BROKE MY GHEYDAR!
Image:4chan_300_post.jpeg|TONIGHT WE POST ON /B/!!!1
Image:4chan_300_post.jpeg|TONIGHT WE POST ON /B/!!!1
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Image:Invisible-dogbone.jpg|TONIGHT WE DINE ON [[Invisible|INVISIBLE DOGBONE]]!!!
Image:Invisible-dogbone.jpg|TONIGHT WE DINE ON [[Invisible|INVISIBLE DOGBONE]]!!!
Image:300_caturday.jpeg|TODAY IS CATURDAAAY...WE WILL BEAT THIS MEME LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE!!!
Image:300_caturday.jpeg|TODAY IS CATURDAAAY...WE WILL BEAT THIS MEME LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE!!!
Image:300yiff2.jpg
Image:DEM21.jpg
Image:DEM21.jpg
Image:This_is_warhol.jpg|THIS IS WARHOL!
Image:This_is_warhol.jpg|THIS IS WARHOL!
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Image:Sparta Garfield.jpg|Garfield = unfunny<br/>Garfield + Sparta = LAWL
Image:Sparta Garfield.jpg|Garfield = unfunny<br/>Garfield + Sparta = LAWL
Image:300_Xerxes_They_See_Me_Rollin.jpg
Image:300_Xerxes_They_See_Me_Rollin.jpg
Image:40.jpg |Better late than never.
Image:The 40-Year-Old Spartan.jpg|Better late than never.
Image:SpartaPotter.jpg|Tonight we dine in the Great Hall!
Image:SpartaPotter.jpg|Tonight we dine in the Great Hall!
Image:300_zinadine.gif|THIS IS FIFAAAAAAAAAA!
Image:Fabulous.jpg|I love you mommy
Image:GerardButler300DineHellFabulous.jpg|I love you mommy
Image:Persians on my internets 300.png
Image:Persians on my internets 300.png
Image:What9000.jpg|This Is Over [[9000]]!!!
Image:What9000.jpg|This Is Over [[9000]]!!!
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Image:Oliver_300.jpg|[[Moar]] SPARTAAA!!!
Image:Oliver_300.jpg|[[Moar]] SPARTAAA!!!
Image:Surprise_anal_300.jpg|[[NO U|NO LUBE]]!!!
Image:Surprise_anal_300.jpg|[[NO U|NO LUBE]]!!!
Image:Star_trek_300.jpg|[[Star Trek|THIS IS DATAAA!!!]]
Image:Data.jpg|[[Star Trek|THIS IS DATAAA!!!]]
Image:Disney_300.jpg|[[Mapquest]]!!!
Image:Disney_300.jpg|[[Mapquest]]!!!
Image:GTFO_300.jpg|[[GTFO]] Madness!
Image:GTFO_300.jpg|[[GTFO]] Madness!
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Image:Not.jpg|It's that way!
Image:Not.jpg|It's that way!
Image:Pacman sparta.jpg
Image:Pacman sparta.jpg
Image:Spartanlulzarespartaaaaan.jpg|This is Sparta. It is made of blasphemy and madness.
Image:Police.jpg|This is Sparta. It is made of blasphemy and madness.
Image:Tonight.jpg|Today...I work in Hell.
Image:Jesus-cross.jpg|He dined in Hell for your sins.
Image:Jesus-cross.jpg|He dined in Hell for your sins.
Image:300_Sasuke.jpg|[[Narutard|This is Sasukeeee!]]
Image:300_Sasuke.jpg|[[Narutard|This is Sasukeeee!]]
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Image:300-seinfeld.gif
Image:300-seinfeld.gif
Image:Spartan_ass.jpg|got greek?
Image:Spartan_ass.jpg|got greek?
Image:THIS_IS_VTEEEC.jpg
Image:VTec.jpg
Image:This_is_visaaa.jpg
Image:This_is_visaaa.jpg
Image:THIS_IS_GANGSTAAAA.jpg
Image:THIS_IS_GANGSTAAAA.jpg
Image:300_Cereal.jpg
Image:Cereal.jpg
Image:Spartans in hell restaurant?.jpg
Image:Spartans in hell restaurant?.jpg
Image:SpartanHALO.PNG|So that's why they call them SPARTANs...
Image:Halo2.png|So that's why they call them SPARTANs...
Image:Cautionsparta.jpg
Image:Caution.jpg
Image:CHARTER.jpg
Image:CHARTER.jpg
Image:OLDMANLOL.png|Insurgents<SPARTA
Image:OLDMANLOL.png|Insurgents<SPARTA
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Image:4chan 300.jpg
Image:This is Politics!.jpg
Image:This is Politics!.jpg
Image: Gaysparta.jpg
<!>Image:Gaysparta.jpg</!>
Image:persians.jpg  
<!>Image:persians.jpg </!>
Image:Dollars.jpg
Image:Dollars.jpg
Image:Hell.jpg
Image:Mana.gif
Image:Persia.gif
File:Spartalol.gif
Image:Dineinhell.jpg|Zesty Eatz.
Image:Spartadancing.gif|Spartans during a [[sex|mating]] ritual.
Image:TONIGHT_WE_KILL_FURRIES.jpg|Super manic [[special forces]] types killing [[furries]] who are as gay as the movie's [[BDSM|Persian]] hordes.
File:Leonidaskicksniggaz.gif
File:Koolaid.jpg
File:Furries.jpg
</gallery>}}
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==Audio Clips==
[[Media:Dineinhell.mp3|TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!]]
[[Media:Sparta_Madness-Remix-.mp3|SPARTA REMIX]]


==YTMND Meme==
==YTMND Meme==
One of the [[13 year old boys]] at [[YTMND]] made a [http://this-is-sparta.ytmnd.com/ ''300''-themed site] in October of 2006, but it didn't get beat into [[old meme]] death until [http://thisisspartaaa.ytmnd.com/ February] [http://nessparta.ytmnd.com/ of] [http://madnessnotfound.ytmnd.com/ 2007].
One of the [[13 year old boys]] at [[YTMND]] made a [http://this-is-sparta.ytmnd.com/ ''300''-themed site] in October of 2006, but it didn't get beat into [[old meme]] death until [http://thisisspartaaa.ytmnd.com/ February] [http://nessparta.ytmnd.com/ of] [http://madnessnotfound.ytmnd.com/ 2007].


==Frank Miller==
==Videos==
The author, '''Frank Miller''' supports a secret collective led by [[Neil Gaiman]] called the CBLDF:
<youtube>HyDIbbbuS_U</youtube>


==YouTube==
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|<youtube>cY2dhZ30axY</youtube>
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|<youtube>Nixwr9WBDPM</youtube>
;It's muted, but in Tagalog. So tough shit either way.
|<youtube>NBgOZUEyun8</youtube>
;[[Rita]] sure likes Spartans
|<youtube>DAWWQFpKxNo</youtube><br>}}
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==See also==
 
* ''[[Beowulf]]''
* [[Homoerotic]]
* [[Gay]]
* [[Deadliest Warrior]]
* [[God of War]]
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1255093/Blood-orgies-nudity--The-Spartacus-epic-campaigners-battling-ban-British-screens.html Spartacus Blood and Tits - much more fun]


==See Also==
*''[[Beowulf]]''
*[[Homoerotic]]
*[[Gay]]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1255093/Blood-orgies-nudity--The-Spartacus-epic-campaigners-battling-ban-British-screens.html Spartacus Blood and Tits - much more fun]
*[[Deadliest Warrior]]


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Latest revision as of 02:46, 14 September 2021

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT THE NEW SEQUEL WAS FUCKING LAME AND BORING!!!!1!!!!1
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!

<video type="youtube" id="HyDIbbbuS_U&autoplay=0" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="The author, Frank Miller supports a secret collective led by Neil Gaiman called the CBLDF."/>

Just like House is their favorite TV show, and Portal is their favorite game, 300 is one of /b/'s most beloved and cherished movies of all time. The movie itself is easily one of the campiest, unintentionally lulziest, eye-rollingest movies ever created. Adults who watch the movie are generally unimpressed; 13 year old boys (and grown men with the brains of 13 year old boys) think 300 is TEH AWESOMEST because of all the WAR, BRUTAL FIGHTING AND KILLING SANDNIGGERS. Fags, on the other hand, think it is TEH AWESOMEST because of all the half-naked men drenched in sweat and engaging in man-touching. Also note all of the phallic spears thrusting deep into tight, oozing wounds ... excuse me, I need to go fap.

The movie is based on a real life events reported by noted whore buyer and bush-licking quimhunter Frank Miller. Over 9,000 movies (including Sin City) have been made from Frank Miller's nonfiction and all of them have been bad. This particular true story is about 300 Spartans who jealously guard their massive boy-stockpiles from the Persian pedophiles, faggots who seek to invade. You can tell that the Spartans are good guys because they are white, half-naked and they talk about freedom. The Persians are bad because they are sand niggers, are deformed, actually wear sensible armor but at the same time look gay, and talk about Jew. In that sense, the movie is utterly realistic. Adding to the movie's realism is a special guest appearance by Detective Jimmy McNulty who also tried to catch Hannibal Lecter, thus bringing full circle the movie's themes of pedophilic authority figures.

Actually, Real Life is more or less the opposite. The Persians had human rights, civilisation, arts and culture; the Spartans were Ancient North Korea with extra boy-fucking. But somehow, right-wing familiy-values republicans hate the persians and think spartans were teh awesome.

It should also be worth noting that all of the events in 300 have been proven to be 100% true.

Furthermore, the entirety of dialogue in the film is in ALL CAPS. THIS IS SPAAAAAARTA !

Fun fact: Sparta is probably an Aspie. Fun fact 2: If you like 300, you are retarded. And also gay. Fun Fact 3: While it makes more sense, the original war cry by the Spartans was "Tonight we dine in Taco Bell." Needless to say, the director thought it was a load of crap.

The Memes

After the first official trailer of 300 was released, it immediately caught the attention of 4chan. The two memes that spawned from this are TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, and THIS. IS. SPARTA!!! The original execution of the meme featured the movie's star either exclaiming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" [1] or "GUYS, I FORGOT WHERE WE ARE DINING TONIGHT". THIS IS SPARTA!!!!, on the other hand, comes from a scene in the movie where King Leonidas bellows the phrase and then proceeds to kick a Arab-looking Nigga and his homies down into a bottomless pit. This was because he asked for a raise in his measly slave salary, overestimating the value of a hard day's work (which, as we all know, is 1/16 the value of a white man's hard day's work).

Controversy

Shortly after the movie's release many Iranians got upset over the movie's portrayal of the Persians. This eventually led them to troll theaters across Europe eventually going as far as complaining to the UN about how racist it was against them.

Prince of Sparta

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit for a spell
I'll tell you why the fuck I am dining in hell

In polis of Sparta born and raised
Trainin' with weapons s'how I spent most of my days
'N being a king was really cool
But I still got cockblocked by some Ephori fool'
Then that guy called Xerxes
Who was up to no good
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I kicked his one little messenger and my wife got scared
She said "You're taking 300 bodyguards to you-know-where"

I whistled for the Persians and when they came near
They all said "run" and we stabbed them in rear
If anything I can say we fought real well
But then a retard betrayed us and we'd all go to Hell

They charged up the goat patch at about 7 or 8
I yelled to the Persians "Yo homes, kill ya later"
When I opened my eyes
I was finally there
To start dining in Hell with Hades the waiter

FUNFACT See how many shops of King Leonitis' head you can find on all of these gifs, then count how many of them were placed their unnecessarily on something that was already funny--bonus points if that thing is now not funny because of it, then count how many of them are actually pretty successful in providing lulz:

Gallery

For awhile, the 300's SPARTAAAAN King Leonidas' head is being shooped everywhere from Caturday to Apples Bear and everything in between.

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  • REMASTERED KUNGFUU
    REMASTERED KUNGFUU
  • TONIGHT WE DINE ON MARSHSTOMP!!!
    TONIGHT WE DINE ON MARSHSTOMP!!!
  • Did someone mention madness?
    Did someone mention madness?
  • THIS IS ENGLAAAAAND!!!
    THIS IS ENGLAAAAAND!!!
  • THIS IS Virginia Tech!!!!1
    THIS IS Virginia Tech!!!!1
  • If you're wanking to this, go get help.
    If you're wanking to this, go get help.
  • Bitches won't remember.
    Bitches won't remember.
  • This is Nutty.
    This is Nutty.
  • Operation Spartaaa
    Operation Spartaaa
  • Draaaaaaawn
    Draaaaaaawn
  • Won't you take me to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    Won't you take me to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • He sees me rollin'
    He sees me rollin'
  • Want my Sparta?
    Want my Sparta?
  • AYBABTS
    AYBABTS
  • WATCH OUT NIGGA
    WATCH OUT NIGGA
  • WHAT THE HELL?
    WHAT THE HELL?
  • Spartans Favorite Dance
    Spartans Favorite Dance
  • Madness?
    Madness?
  • Animated spartan action!
    Animated spartan action!
  • It’s a Bird! No, it’s a Plane! No, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
    It’s a Bird! No, it’s a Plane! No, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
  • I LOVE THIS PLACE
    I LOVE THIS PLACE
  • Oh Noes!
    Oh Noes!
  • JESUS!!
    JESUS!!
  • TONIGHT WE DINE ON ASS!!!
    TONIGHT WE DINE ON ASS!!!
  • Tonight we bow to Italianzzzzz !!!!
    Tonight we bow to Italianzzzzz !!!!
  • Some say Leonidas robbed the poor.
    Some say Leonidas robbed the poor.
  • SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
    SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
  • 100 DOLLA
    100 DOLLA
  • OH YEAH!
    OH YEAH!
  • :<
    :<
  • YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
    YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
  • Official
    Official
  • ANIMATION IS FINE TOO
    ANIMATION IS FINE TOO
  • "THIS IS SPICY!!!"
    "THIS IS SPICY!!!"
  • THIS IS SHOOPED
    THIS IS SHOOPED
  • FGSFDS!!!
    FGSFDS!!!
  • Even Leonidas makes mistakes sometimes.
    Even Leonidas makes mistakes sometimes.
  • The King makes some dinner reservations.
    The King makes some dinner reservations.
  • NOT BAT COUNTRY, SPARTAAAAA!
    NOT BAT COUNTRY, SPARTAAAAA!
  • THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
    THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
  • Viva la SPARTAAAAAAAA!
    Viva la SPARTAAAAAAAA!
  • THIS SANDWICH IS MADE OF GHEY AND XERXES!
    THIS SANDWICH IS MADE OF GHEY AND XERXES!
  • THIS BROKE MY GHEYDAR!
    THIS BROKE MY GHEYDAR!
  • TONIGHT WE POST ON /B/!!!1
    TONIGHT WE POST ON /B/!!!1
  • TONIGHT WE DINE ON APPLES!!!
    TONIGHT WE DINE ON APPLES!!!
  • TONIGHT WE DINE ON INVISIBLE DOGBONE!!!
    TONIGHT WE DINE ON INVISIBLE DOGBONE!!!
  • TODAY IS CATURDAAAY...WE WILL BEAT THIS MEME LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE!!!
    TODAY IS CATURDAAAY...WE WILL BEAT THIS MEME LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE!!!
  • THIS IS WARHOL!
    THIS IS WARHOL!
  • This is BANANAAA!!!
    This is BANANAAA!!!
  • TONIGHT WE DINE ON CYBERTRON!!!
    TONIGHT WE DINE ON CYBERTRON!!!
  • Uncle Leonidas wants YOU!
    Uncle Leonidas wants YOU!
  • Tonight we dine at the Shark Bar, yo
    Tonight we dine at the Shark Bar, yo
  • Persian King Xerxes, throws a hissyfit when -thousands of years after the Battle of Thermopylæ- he gets re-pwnt by SPARTAAA!!!
    Persian King Xerxes, throws a hissyfit when -thousands of years after the Battle of Thermopylæ- he gets re-pwnt by SPARTAAA!!!
  • Tonight we dine at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, whores.
    Tonight we dine at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, whores.
  • Garfield = unfunny Garfield + Sparta = LAWL
    Garfield = unfunny
    Garfield + Sparta = LAWL
  • Better late than never.
    Better late than never.
  • Tonight we dine in the Great Hall!
    Tonight we dine in the Great Hall!
  • I love you mommy
    I love you mommy
  • This Is Over 9000!!!
    This Is Over 9000!!!
  • Moar SPARTAAA!!!
    Moar SPARTAAA!!!
  • NO LUBE!!!
    NO LUBE!!!
  • THIS IS DATAAA!!!
    THIS IS DATAAA!!!
  • Mapquest!!!
    Mapquest!!!
  • GTFO Madness!
    GTFO Madness!
  • TONIGHT WE DINE ON BURGERS!
    TONIGHT WE DINE ON BURGERS!
  • TONIGHT WE DINE IN SPACE!!!
    TONIGHT WE DINE IN SPACE!!!
  • This thread delivers
    This thread delivers
  • As does THIS!!!
    As does THIS!!!
  • THIS IS OOOOOOOOOLD!!
    THIS IS OOOOOOOOOLD!!
  • THIS IS SPINAL TAAAP!!!
    THIS IS SPINAL TAAAP!!!
  • DO NOT WANT
    DO NOT WANT
  • Tonight we dine in ur hood!
    Tonight we dine in ur hood!
  • Is this Hell?
    Is this Hell?
  • What is THIS?
    What is THIS?
  • Easy one.
    Easy one.
  • ¡Pasapalabraaaaaaaaaa!
    ¡Pasapalabraaaaaaaaaa!
  • Objection!
    Objection!
  • It's that way!
    It's that way!
  • This is Sparta. It is made of blasphemy and madness.
    This is Sparta. It is made of blasphemy and madness.
  • He dined in Hell for your sins.
    He dined in Hell for your sins.
  • This is Sasukeeee!
    This is Sasukeeee!
  • THIS IS FOR OLD PEOPLES!
    THIS IS FOR OLD PEOPLES!
  • This is Longcat.
    This is Longcat.
  • Macgyvaaaaaaa
    Macgyvaaaaaaa
  • This is Mushroom Kingdoooooooooom!!!
    This is Mushroom Kingdoooooooooom!!!
  • got greek?
    got greek?
  • Error creating thumbnail: File missing
  • So that's why they call them SPARTANs...
    So that's why they call them SPARTANs...
  • Insurgents<SPARTA
    Insurgents<SPARTA
  • The Spartans did it for the lulz
    The Spartans did it for the lulz
  • TO HELL WE RIDE
    TO HELL WE RIDE
  • Apparently niggas DO know about my SPARTAAAAAA
    Apparently niggas DO know about my SPARTAAAAAA
  • "This is SUPPER!"
    "This is SUPPER!"
  • "In case you didn't know"
    "In case you didn't know"
  • "For the Deaf"
    "For the Deaf"
  • "The point goes to SPARTAAAAA!!!"
    "The point goes to SPARTAAAAA!!!"
  • "It truly is madness!!!"
    "It truly is madness!!!"
  • toonite we dine on fail!
    toonite we dine on fail!
  • "I AM SPARTAN!
    "I AM SPARTAN!
  • Everything's Un-spartan!
    Everything's Un-spartan!
  • THIS IS PARTA!
    THIS IS PARTA!
  • 300 + Snakes on a Plane = OH SHI--
    300 + Snakes on a Plane = OH SHI--
  • Doing it wrong/example of unfunny
    Doing it wrong/example of unfunny
  • Fucking Persians, thats RACIST
    Fucking Persians, thats RACIST
  • You heard 'em, this is SPARTAAAAAA!
    You heard 'em, this is SPARTAAAAAA!
  • Bob Ross
    Bob Ross
  • Nothing goes unshooped
    Nothing goes unshooped
  • Phantom of the Opera
    Phantom of the Opera
  • This is METALLICAAAAA!
    This is METALLICAAAAA!
  • Evolution of Greek Helmetsfile
    Evolution of Greek Helmetsfile
  • Zesty Eatz.
    Zesty Eatz.
  • Spartans during a mating ritual.
    Spartans during a mating ritual.
  • Super manic special forces types killing furries who are as gay as the movie's Persian hordes.
    Super manic special forces types killing furries who are as gay as the movie's Persian hordes.

YTMND Meme

One of the 13 year old boys at YTMND made a 300-themed site in October of 2006, but it didn't get beat into old meme death until February of 2007.

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It's muted, but in Tagalog. So tough shit either way.

Rita sure likes Spartans

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