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{{spoilers|Cancerous Faggots Can Get Laid}}
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{{FYI|this article is about cancer dating? For the original cancer, go here: http://boards.4chan.org/soc}}


[[File:Memedatefemalefat.png|thumb|right|An average [[Fat_fuck|User]]]]
[[File:Memedatefemalefat.png|thumb|right|An average [[Fat_fuck|User]]]]
[[Image:Fatjudememedate.png|thumb|right| [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|Kill it with fire]]]]
[[Image:Fatjudememedate.png|thumb|right| [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|Kill it with fire]]]]
'''[http://memedates.cheezburger.com/ Memedates]''' is the result of when the [[The_Cancer_That_Is_Killing_/b/|Cancer]] combines with a [[porn|dating site]].  The site is an offshoot of the jewish controled [[I_Can_Has_Cheezburger|cheezeburger.com]], was created entirely for the benefit of the [[Hambeast|single women who browse the internet]] and the [[brony|sick fucks who get off to ponies]].  It is a unique place full of the untermensch (e.g. people who read [[Reddit]] and [[ohinternet|ohinternet]]) The site is clearly intended to promote [[rape|internet dating]] among every [[brony]] and [[fat|landwhale]] that ever sprang forth from the [[internet|series of tubes]].  It's full of [[retards]] who will never get [[laid]], which is [[truth|pretty understandable]].
'''[http://memedates.cheezburger.com/ Memedates]''' is what happens when [[The_Cancer_That_Is_Killing_/b/|cancerous neckbeards]] create a [[porn|dating site]]. The [[retarded|idea]] that a site can be created to help [[you|fat unwanted neckbeards]] get laid has been attempted numerous [[Soc|times]].  The site is an offshoot of the Zionist occupied [[I_Can_Has_Cheezburger|cheezeburger.com]], and was created entirely for the benefit of the [[Hambeast|single women who browse the Internet]] and the [[brony|sick fucks who get off to ponies]].  It is a unique place full of the untermensch (e.g. people who read [[Reddit]] and [[ohinternet|ohinternet]]) The site is clearly intended to promote [[rape|Internet dating]] among every [[brony]] and [[fat|landwhale]] that ever sprang forth from the [[Internet|series of tubes]].  It's full of [[retards]] who will never get [[laid]], which is [[truth|pretty understandable]].


Users on the [[site|shit]] have displayed no shame when uploading photos of themselves that include captions such as "im hoping to use this site to find my derpina." This display of [[virginity|desperation]] is quite common on the internet. [[Jews|Web 2.0 Startups]] love to exploit internet culture they take no part in. These web 2.0 sites are now very [[lies|popular]]. However, memedates seeks to bring the [[aids]] to the next level by encouraging the [[propagation|sex]] of a newer generation of cancerous faggots. This encouragement is a plan concieved by the [[jews]] to disestablish western civilization through the breeding of more web 2.0 [[faggots|scum]]. The only [[Holocaust|solution]] is [[Eugenics]]. smarmy attitude first-hand from the odd [[mod]] or [[douchebag|site rep]] attempting to justify the site's existence with such disingenuous statements like "nobody owns a meme, we all do", which is fine, except [[irony|they are a fucking company that is making money off of them at the same time]].  If they could [[copyright]] every meme in existence, they would - a corporation's eternal mission is the divide and conquer mindset. It is basically [[I Can Has Cheezburger?]] raised to the tenth with 100 times the [[faggotry]]. The site survives largely off of retarded [[YouTube]] users, [[Gaia]]fags, unsatisfied [[Oh Internet]] users and legions of other [[you|12 year olds]].
Users on the [[site|shit]] have displayed no shame when uploading photos of themselves that include captions such as "im hoping to use this site to find my derpina." This display of [[virginity|desperation]] is quite common on the internets. [[Jews|Web 2.0 startups]] love to exploit Internet culture they take no part in. These Web 2.0 sites are now very [[lies|popular]]. However, memedates seeks to bring the [[aids]] to the next level by encouraging the [[sex|propagation]] of a newer generation of cancerous faggots. This encouragement is a plan conceived by the [[jews]] to disestablish Western civilization through the breeding of more Web 2.0 [[faggots|scum]] and bringing together laughably lonely autists who should have ''stayed'' lonely. The only [[Holocaust|solution]] is [[eugenics]]. It is basically [[EHarmony]] raised to the tenth with more virginity and terrible, terrible internets "humor." The site survives largely off of retarded [[virgins]].  


==History==
[[Image:Staff from know your meme.jpg|thumb|left|200px||We're in ur memes, fucking them up.]]
[[Image:Kym.png|thumb|1. Kill Your Meme<br> 2.[[????]]<br> 3.[[PROFIT!]]]]
[[Image:Memeprofit.JPG|thumb|You may ask "why don't my videos have ads on them?" Because they don't generate money like Rocketboom does!]]
Although the site has been up since December 18th, 2007, it's surprisingly small and lacks content.  /b/ on its worst day will never be as [[Rape|raeped]] by [[Newfags|newfaggotry]] and [[AIDS]].  They hired {{youtube2|mememolly|mememolly}} to anchor their "webshow" in July, 2009, who just happens to also be in the [[jewgold|YouTube Partner Program]]. 


What's worse is KYM signed a major distribution deal with [[Japs|Sony]] in [[2008]]. Now you can learn about memes while you're browsing on your fucking [[iPhone]] in class or playing [[Stoner|MW2]] on your [[PS3]]!  Soon enough, you'll see [[niggers]], [[kike]]s, and [[guido]]s walking down the street wearing XXXXL shirts stating that their [[penis]] size is [[over 9000]].  Supposedly this deal fell through not long after, but it will not be long before they're sucking more corporate [[cock]]. 


[[Image:Know_your_meme_smaller.jpg|frame|center|Typical search results for anything that matters.]]


{{cg|Fags|Users|center|<gallery>
<gallery widths="110px" heights="150" perrow="5">
File:Typicaluserofmemedate.png|Whale
File:Memedatehorny.png|Another fag
File:Sickfuckingmemebase.png| gross mexican brony
File:Memehorsewoman.png| MUH JAW
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:USMCBRONY.png |THE REASON WHY THE USMC IS GAY
File:Hipsterfagbrony.png |16 AND GAY
File:Memesandguns.png |memes and guns oh noes
File:Loolbatman.png | looks like a small dick
File:Bronymemebase.png |Autism Furfag and brony loool
File:Willrapeyou.png |1000% sure he will rape you
File:Fatbronymemecow.png|loooooooool cowww
File:Lolgookmemefag.png |Eugenics is the only way
File:Memedatele.jpg | [[Faggot|'I am le looking for le love xDDD']]
File:Memesatespecialsnowflake.jpg | A girl who likes video games...[[no|how unique]]!
File:Iddohermemedate.png | I would tap that
File:Pedomemedate.png | THOSE EYES
File:Afurfagandacancer.png | a furry and cancer oh noes
</gallery>}}


==The Videos==
[[Image:Rocketboom being featured YouTube.png|thumb|right|YouTube promoting KYM's faggotry on the front page.]]
[[Image:Knowyourmemecancer.jpg|thumb|right|KYM will deadpool any memes they can't profit from.]]
KYM/Rocketboom managed to multiply already unthinkable faggotry with their Jewtube "webshow".  The show consists of some hostess [[Whore|walking pair of tits]] or similarly clueless "[[dipshits|researchers]]" doing their best to read a fucking teleprompter or script to explain any given meme in the most [[unfunny|WACKY]] way possible. Soon everything you used to hold sacred will be able to be downloaded to some retards [[PSP]] for [[WTF|the low price of just $19.95]]...the days of reading through endless lines of boring [[text]] are over! Just watch a short YouTube video, and you'll be an instant oldfag.


You can now spout memes with the best of them: [[Faggot|'''LOL HAY U GUISE ITS A TRAP ALL YOUR BASE ARE AN HERO HNNNNNG OVER 9000 MILHOUSE MUDKIPZ XD AM I COOL YET? SO CASH I DONT EVEN DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS''']]<br>
{{Trolls}}
 
{{life}}
 
{{Web 2.0}}
 
{{Sites}}
<center>'''[[Typical]] Know Your Meme'''</center><br />
[[Category:Web 2.0]]
 
<center><youtube>NEMllEwHYmM</youtube></center><br />
 
<center>'''[[Typical]] day at Know Your Meme'''</center>
 
<video type="vimeo" id="6952858" width="540" height="406" desc="What KnowYourMeme thinks [[lulz]] are made of." frame="true" position="center"/>
 
 
==It actually got shittier!==
Sometime around 2011 KYM was sold to the cheezburger network. Nothing really changed except for the fact that the web videos are now made by a completely different set of people which are actually worse than the first set of people. Currently anything [[My Little Pony|pony]] related is dominating over every other article on KYM.
 
==The Fags Behind It==
{{needsmore|people behind the faggotry}}
<center><gallery>
Image:Know your meme chick.jpg|Key whore.
Image:Rocketboom KYM Mememolly.png|[[YouTube Nobodies|Mememolly]], just clueless.
Image:Cheese from know your meme.jpg|The token [[beaner|ethnic guy]] (is he a beaner or chink?), aka "Cheese".
Image:Jamie-headshot.jpg|Some [[faggot]] who thinks he's important because he has his own website.
</gallery></center>
<center>[[facefag|Go nuts]]. </center>
 
Behind the scenes are [[unfunny]] middle aged men shooting for [[Fail|humor]]. A [[Prostitute|female]] is often [[Raped|employed]] for the sole purpose of inciting [[Fap|rebellious boners]] and raking in the [[Cash|hits]].
 
==User Base==
Your probably thinking, "who the fuck enjoys this stuff?"
guess what? people actually do! here's a short list of people who Frequent Force your meme.
 
* [[12 year old]]: Constantly spamming forced memes in every comment such as "U MAD" or "ITS OVER 9000!". they are the bread and butter of this site.
* [[MLP|Ponyfags]]: Rejects of pretty much everywhere, they are welcome here at brony central known as KYM. they viciously defend the Friendship is Magic article. Beware, don't try to troll them! they will bury your comment like they did their virginity.
* [[whore|confirmers]]: if they see it once, they confirm it. if its on youtube, they confirm it. If its about their favorite game, they will confirm it.
* Elitists (aka [[internet toughguy|internet toughguy's]]: [[faggot|The badass mother fuckers]] of KYM. the'll comment on your profiles and tell you to fuck off and tell you that your mad. try and [[murder|deadpool]] a [[stupid|cool]] meme? They teach you otherwise with a thumbs down. you can tell who they are by their [[animu]] avatars.
* [[Furries]]: Yet another exiled race to be welcomed into KYM. They pal around with the Bronies and the Elitists.
* [[retards| intellectuals]]: people who see reason into everything and "secretly" make fun of the trolls with their "startling intellect". their favorite sayings are "well played, sir!" or "good fellow, i have to disagree!" or "gee, i could fancy a nice ass drilling right now!
 
==Trivia==
[[Image:Kymuser.jpg|thumb|right|KYM's thoughts on ED.]]
[[Image:Knowyournewfags.jpg|thumb|right|[[Cancer]] IRL.]]
[[Image:Knowyourgore.JPG|thumb|right|[http://partyvan.info/wiki/Stoptheirscheme Do your part]!]]
[[Image:KnowyourmemeED.png|thumb|right|Even KYM knows that ED is better than [[Uncyc]].]]
*Know Your Meme constantly get their facts wrong. In their video on [[Weegee]], they state that he simply originated as a creepy drawing that someone uploaded on the internet, completely glazing over the fact that Weegee is undeniably real, and will kill you. They also contend that [[Pedobear]] [[LOL|PROTECTS]] lolis.
 
''We all know how wrong that is.''
*Unsurprisingly, KnowYourMeme.com was named [[Time Magazine]]'s 50th best website of [[2009]], which is ironic because all of its content is derived from other websites. 
*It is also completely useless because you could just use [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to research any meme that's worth two shits, and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|many which aren't]]. Fortunately, every KYM page links to ED, so after reading their shit, you can just click on the link to know the truth.
 
{{quote|If you've ever been stung by the word newbie, then this is the vlog for you. Every other week or so, "[[Faggots|researchers]]" from the thoroughly [[Rimjob|tongue-in-cheek]] [[Wat?|Rocketboom Institute for Internet Studies]] explain what's funny on the Web and why — so you can be [[Gay|1337]] and [[Fail|have a life]] too. |Time Magazine|completely disregarding '''other websites''' ("wink wink") that did what they do about a decade earlier and much, much better.|color=silver|size=360%}}
 
==How to do research for a KYM article:==
 
*'''STEP 1:''' [[Lurk]] [[/b/]].
 
*'''STEP 2:''' See [[samefag|same thread pop up twice]].
 
*'''STEP 3:''' Go to KYM and open new article.
 
*'''STEP 4:''' [[Google]] search the meme.
 
*'''STEP 5:''' Copy all the information you find.
 
*'''STEP 6:''' Go to [[encyclopedia dramatica]].
 
*'''STEP 7:''' Copy the entire article bout the meme.
 
*'''STEP 8:''' [[NO|Remove]] [[LULZ]].
 
*'''STEP 9:''' Copy all the pics off [[encyclopedia dramatica]].
 
*'''STEP 10:''' ????????
 
*'''STEP 11:''' [[Jews]] at [[I Can Has Cheezburger?]] [[profit]] !
 
==External Links==
* {{Ytuser|ROCKETBOOM|Their Official JewTube Channel}}
* [http://www.knowyourmeme.com/ Know Your Meme]
* [http://rocketboom.wikia.com/wiki/Know_Your_Meme Alternate Link]
* [http://www.myspace.com/andrewbaron MySpazz of Andrew Baron, Owner of Rocketboom]
* [http://dembot.com KYM Owner's Jewblog.]
 
==Moar Info==
 
*'''[http://partyvan.info/wiki/Stoptheirscheme Insurgency wiki]'''
 
==See Also==
 
*[[eBaumsworld.com]]
*[[Todd Goldman]]
*[[Gimme Pizza]]
*[[Oh Internet]] - KYM 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]
*[[Operation: Stop Their Scheme]] - Anon failing it at taking down KYM
{{wikis}}
 
 
{{ytseries}}
[[Category:Sites]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
[[Category:2007]]

Latest revision as of 07:01, 11 February 2014

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Kill it with fire

Memedates is what happens when cancerous neckbeards create a dating site. The idea that a site can be created to help fat unwanted neckbeards get laid has been attempted numerous times. The site is an offshoot of the Zionist occupied cheezeburger.com, and was created entirely for the benefit of the single women who browse the Internet and the sick fucks who get off to ponies. It is a unique place full of the untermensch (e.g. people who read Reddit and ohinternet) The site is clearly intended to promote Internet dating among every brony and landwhale that ever sprang forth from the series of tubes. It's full of retards who will never get laid, which is pretty understandable.

Users on the shit have displayed no shame when uploading photos of themselves that include captions such as "im hoping to use this site to find my derpina." This display of desperation is quite common on the internets. Web 2.0 startups love to exploit Internet culture they take no part in. These Web 2.0 sites are now very popular. However, memedates seeks to bring the aids to the next level by encouraging the propagation of a newer generation of cancerous faggots. This encouragement is a plan conceived by the jews to disestablish Western civilization through the breeding of more Web 2.0 scum and bringing together laughably lonely autists who should have stayed lonely. The only solution is eugenics. It is basically EHarmony raised to the tenth with more virginity and terrible, terrible internets "humor." The site survives largely off of retarded virgins.



  • Whale
    Whale
  • Another fag
    Another fag
  • gross mexican brony
    gross mexican brony
  • MUH JAW
    MUH JAW
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  • THE REASON WHY THE USMC IS GAY
    THE REASON WHY THE USMC IS GAY
  • 16 AND GAY
    16 AND GAY
  • memes and guns oh noes
    memes and guns oh noes
  • looks like a small dick
    looks like a small dick
  • Autism Furfag and brony loool
    Autism Furfag and brony loool
  • 1000% sure he will rape you
    1000% sure he will rape you
  • loooooooool cowww
    loooooooool cowww
  • Eugenics is the only way
    Eugenics is the only way
  • 'I am le looking for le love xDDD'
    'I am le looking for le love xDDD'
  • A girl who likes video games...how unique!
    A girl who likes video games...how unique!
  • I would tap that
    I would tap that
  • THOSE EYES
    THOSE EYES
  • a furry and cancer oh noes
    a furry and cancer oh noes


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