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[[Image:Blackshatecats.gif|thumb|200px|'''Cat''': ''n''. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. -[[The Devil's Dictionary|Ambrose Bierce]]]]
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'''Cats''' are [[furry]] ornaments owned by people who fuck up in life and will [[dying alone|die alone]]. They serve as [[childfree|child-substitutes]] for lonely fags and dykes, many of which like to photograph their cats and post the pictures in whatever social networking site they drain their life at. Most internet users find it easy to relate to cats (as both are lazy, antisocial, egocentric, never-satisfied cynics that overreact to everything), which is why cats have become the official animal of the internet.
 
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[[File:Egyptian Pyramids.png|thumb|right|The Ancient [[Egypt]]ians worshiped cats, because they thought they were funny. These vast cat heads were built underground and seen by no one.]]
 
'''Cats''' are <del>[[furry]] ornaments</del> vermin owned by the godforsaken; those who are destined to [[dying alone|die alone]]. They serve as [[childfree|child substitutes]] for neglected pussies, fags and dykes, many of whom like to photograph their cats and post them for their own self-esteem on whatever [[social media]] site they drain their lives through. Most internet users find it easy to relate to cats (as both are [[lazy]], [[antisocial]], [[ego]]centric, never-satisfied [[depression|cynics]] that [[snowflake|overreact]] to everything), which is why cats have become the official animal of the internet. Baby cats are called [[Kittens]]
 
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==Hazards==
==Hazards==
Until recently, it was believed to be bad luck if a black cat crossed your path; however, recent research has consistently shown that it is only bad luck if a [[Nigger|black ''man'']] crosses your path, as cats are completely useless.
Until recently, it was believed to be bad luck if a black cat crossed your path; however, recent research has consistently shown that it is only bad luck if a [[nigger|black ''man'']] crosses your path, as cats are completely powerless.


Because their claws and teeth are just for show, cats' main weapon of attack is their anus, which looks like an asterisk. Pointing it at their target will cause most people to [[DO NOT WANT|weird out]]; ''most'', not [[furries|all]]. Once they turn away, the cat will be free to further his [[sleep|diabolical deeds]], the greatest of which are eating unwatched leftovers and causing irreversible damage to furniture. Recently, their tactics have evolved to include getting people arrested by [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/ downloading thousands of kiddie porn pics onto their hard drives] and eating their owners.
Because their claws and fangs are just camouflage for their warmth, cats' main weapon of attack is their anus, which looks like an asterisk (*). Aiming it at their target will cause most people [[DO NOT WANT|distress]] (''most'', [[furries|not all]]). But when they stand-down, the cat will be free to further his [[sleep|diabolical deeds]], the greatest of which are eating unwatched leftovers and causing irreversible damage to furniture. Recently, their tactics have evolved to include getting people arrested by [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/ downloading thousands of kiddie porn onto humans hard drives] and eating their owners.
[[Image:UnDrowned Cat1.gif|thumb|right|220px|Keep out of reach of children]]
[[Image:UnDrowned Cat1.gif|thumb|right|220px|Keep out of reach of children]]
[[Image:Siegfried roy tiger.jpg|thumb|left|220px|Montecore (center) took [[OM NOM NOM NOM|umbrage]] at two [[Nazi|German]] buttbuddies' making flamboyant coats from his [[Church of Fudge|Schwester]]]]
[[Image:Siegfried roy tiger.jpg|thumb|left|220px|Montecore (center) took [[OM NOM NOM NOM|umbrage]] at two [[Nazi|German]] buttbuddies' making flamboyant coats from his [[Church of Fudge|Schwester]]]]
[[Image:Tatiana emoticon.jpg|thumb|center|220px|[[Tatiana]]: Her penchant for [[Carlos Sousa Jr|SOUSAge]] was to be her ruin]]
[[Image:Tatiana emoticon.jpg|thumb|center|220px|[[Tatiana]]: Her penchant for [[Carlos Sousa Jr|SOUSAge]] was to be her ruin]]


=="Killing" Cats for Fun and Profit==
==Killing Cats for Fun and Profit==
[[File:Add_Cats.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Insert at your nearest river]]
[[File:Add_Cats.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Insert at your nearest river]]
As [[city_glitter]] has proven to us, cats are not entirely useless. You can pretend to people you know on [[LiveJournal]] that your cat has been set on fire and ask them to donate money to your [[PayPal]] to pay the vet's bill, even when this isn't true.  This is a good idea because it raises [[money]], creates [[internet drama]], and as long as you [http://www.livejournal.com/users/city_glitter/847289.html claim later] it's all a [[social experiment]], it's okay. Note: There are a variety of options for raising [[money]] on [[LiveJournal]] by saying your [[pussy]] is on fire.
As [[city glitter]] has proven to us, cats are not entirely useless. You can pretend to people you know on [[LiveJournal]] that your cat has been burned in fire and ask them to donate money to your [[PayPal]] to pay the vet's bill, even when this isn't true.  This is a good idea because it raises [[money]], creates [[internet drama]], and as long as you [http://www.livejournal.com/users/city_glitter/847289.html claim later] it's all a [[social experiment]], it's okay. Note: There are a variety of options for raising money on LiveJournal by saying your [[pussy]] is on fire.


But sometimes, simply pretending to kill cats is not enough. Kitty gore can be found on any [[Caturday]] thread on [[4chan]], and [[moralfag]]gotry and [[RAGE|rage]] typically follow. An especially effective tactic is to videotape the act and upload the video to the [[Internet]]. Among the people who have utilized this method to great effect are [[Kenny Glenn]], [[Luka Magnotta]], and [[Zippocat]].
But sometimes, simply pretending to kill cats is not enough. Kitty gore can be found on any [[Caturday]] thread on [[4chan]], and [[moralfag]]gotry and [[RAGE|rage]] typically follow. An especially effective tactic is to videotape the act and upload the video to the internet. Among the people who have utilized this method to great effect are [[Kenny Glenn]] and [[Luka Magnotta]].


==Excerpts From a Cat's Diary==
==Excerpts From a Cat's Diary==
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'''Day 765''': Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to [[strike]] fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. [[JUST AS PLANNED|Not working according to plan.]]
'''Day 765''': Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to [[strike]] fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. [[JUST AS PLANNED|Not working according to plan.]]


'''Day 768''': I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "[[Furshampoo|shampoo]]." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
'''Day 768''': I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "[[furshampoo|shampoo]]." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.


'''Day 771''': There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "[[beer]]". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
'''Day 771''': There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "[[beer]]". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.


'''Day 774''': I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The [[retard|dog]] is routinely released and seems more than [[happy]] to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured, alas. But... HAH! it is only a matter of time...
'''Day 774''': I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The [[retard|dog]] is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The [[bird]] on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured, alas. But... HAH! it is only a matter of time...


==Galleries==
==Galleries==
===Animated Cats===
===Animated===
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Image:Brushing the cat.gif|Aw yeah, bitch. Rub that shit in there nice and fast.
File:Brushing the cat.gif|Aw yeah, bitch. Rub that shit in there nice and fast.
File:Kitten burrito.gif
File:Kitten burrito.gif|Kitten being prepared for a good fucking.
Image:OMGItWasYou.gif
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Image:Pancake cat.gif|Fucking cats. Stealing your pancakes and shit.
Image:Hang in there kitty.gif
Image:Beetle cat.gif
Image:Smitten.gif|Chipcat likes chip.
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Image:Teacup cat.gif
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Image:ActionCat.gif|Diabolical, aren't they?
Image:CatPounce.gif|Beware their hypnotic powers.
Image:Go away.gif
Image:Iz safe.gif
Image:Cat Machine Gun.gif
Image:Pooping cat.gif
Image:Dancing cats.gif|Isn't it sad what people do in their spare time these days?
Image:Puss In Boots Shrek Cat IRL.gif
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Image:Slap a cat with a hat.gif
Image:Cougarversusbear.gif|[[Red Dead Redemption|Cougars gonna Coug...]]
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Image:Newspaper Cat.gif
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Image:Puppies Swarm Kitty.gif
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Image:Kitty rub.gif
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===Captioned Cats===
===Captioned===
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Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Scrabble_Kitteh.jpg
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Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Snake_Cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Soon.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Srsly_U_Guys.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Surprise_Buttsecks.jpg
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Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_Whoa_Damn.jpg
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Image:HOLY CRAP I LOOK FABULOUS.PNG
Image:Gonna get raped cat.PNG
Image:Cat Hat.jpg
Image:TAKETHISCAT.jpg|Comes in handy on road trips.
Image:ForeskinCats.jpg
Image:IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES CAT.jpg|[[IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES?]]
Image:Pokemans.jpg|He has [[Mudkip]] on his team.
Image:Zombiecat.jpg|Zombie Cat
Image:Wtfdoocat.jpg|Whoopdefuckingdoocat [[DO NOT WANT|DOES NOT CARE]]
Image:Burrito.jpg|Buritocat
Image:Coke_cat.jpg|[[cocaine|Deviatedseptum]]cat wants to party hard.
Image:Halp.jpg|Halp Meee!
Image:fuckthisshitcat.jpg|Fuck [[you]] too.
Image:I'm delish.jpg|Only in [[Asia]]
Image:INDIAN.jpg|HAY GUISE
Image:Submarinecat.gif|Submarinercat wants your [[cock|periscope]] up.
Image:QUESTIONCAT.JPG|QuestionCat
Image:What_has_been_seen.jpg|[[Pain series|Painseries]]cat is not amused
Image:KINGCAT.jpg|For your image macro needs
Image:Hardday-mike.jpg|One more for the road.
Image:OMFG.jpg|OMFGcat
Image:Aw man why did you do that cat.jpg|Aww maaaan
Image:Nuggetscy3.jpg|[[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|I can't believe you've done this]]
Image:Whoopdefuckingdoocat.jpg|WTFcat
Image:PicsPlzCat.jpg|He wants your n00dz.
Image:My Spider.jpg|[[Gentlemen]]
Image:Lenincat.jpg| [[Peter|Lenin Cat]]
Image:Hateseverythingcat.jpg
Image:Itaresnow.jpg|It are snow
Image:Notfurryfridaycat.jpg
Image:TL;DR.jpg|[[TLDR]]cat
Image:Lookatmyfuckinballs.jpg|Look, dammit!
Image:Stickitin cat.jpg
Image:Lionballs.jpg
Image:Whore.png|Pimpcat takes no shit from his [[your mom|bitches]]
Image:Nyooom.JPG|Nyooom cat
Image:I lol'd.jpg|OMG funnay.  Now put your cock away, fgt
Image:Tech support cat.jpg|[[Microsoft]] certified
Image:Cat-like typing.jpg|Spam machine!
Image:Maccat.jpg|[[Mac]]Cat is pwning Windows
Image:Wait ill fix it.jpg|It'll cost you, though
Image:Schrodinger.jpg|[[Schrödinger's cat]]
Image:Ascension.jpg
Image:Let me in.jpg|[[Crossmack|LOGGING IN WITH HIS MIND]]
Image:Mousepadcat.jpg|Don't be fooled!
Image:Startkeycat.jpg|Lol, pwned
Image:Do not worry.jpg|Kitty fixxes you up!
Image:Cat in tower.jpg|MOAR RAM
Image:Bluescreencat.jpg|MacCat is laughing at [[Windows|you]]
Image:Dr33mcat.jpg|1337 cat!
Image:Haxxor cat.jpg|Haxxorcat
Image:Woops.jpg|Eh, still better than AOL tech support.
Image:Anykeycat.jpg|Lol, n00b
Image:Internet sensibilities cat.JPG|This cat suffers from a [[victim complex]]. Take pity on the kitty.
Image:Don't copy that floppy.jpg|Piracy is bad
Image:Pwned_cat1.jpg|Felis Erectus.
Image:Kittens Kill Superman.jpg
Image:Rawrcat.jpg|[[Lion|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!  GET IN THE CAR!]]
Image:A most educated kitten.jpg|Fourth Year Theoretical Physics Degree Cat
Image:Domestic violence cat.jpg|But even after being subjected to [[animal abuse]], your pussy will still love you. heart*heart*
image:wetcat.jpg|wetcat [[do not want|does not want]]
Image:Anono cat.jpg|I is legion
Image:Upgraded cat.jpg|Cat 2.0
Image:InternetCat.jpg|Nobody Luvs Him, whaaa!
Image:O o-.jpg|o_O
Image:Seriosekitn.jpg|Seriose kitn
Image:Inmypooperkitten.jpg|[[put it in her pooper|Pooper]]kitten is not happy
Image:B00bzCat.jpg|b00bzCat wants UR n00dz.
Image:Kung fu cat.JPG|[[Kung fu]] cat will show you his moves!
Image:Supcat.jpg|Supcat wants to know, [[Sup]].
Image:CHARLESCAT.jpg|[[The Juggernaut|Juggercat]] wants you to stay out of his head.
Image:COPAFEEL.jpg
Image:Treachery29.jpg
Image:Helium.jpg|The floaty-light
Image:Yarrcat.jpg|Kitty's confused
Image:Spam cat.jpg|[[Spam]]cat got gipped!
Image:Lol internet cat.jpg|Lololol
Image:Hardworkkitty.jpg|Kitty works hard for her money
Image:Proceedcat.jpg|...proceed.
Image:Y_u_do_cat.jpg|Y U DO DAT?
Image:Just_a_cat.png|Eventually, cold hard reality sometimes sets in.
Image:Pussinboots.jpg|Cute incarnate in Shrek, to draw the ladies to a movie about a [[You|fat disgusting ogre]].
Image:CatTard.JPG|HURRRRR
Image:AnonCat.PNG|AnonCat
Image:asian_cat.jpg|Asian cat is asian
Image:freshbitch-1.jpg|[[Anonymous|Cavities]] don't fuck with cats.
Image:bambitch-1.jpg|Some cats are actually ninjas in disguise
Image:Isabelle.jpg|It Are Cat
Image:IRAprettycloud.jpg|
Image:That's nice.jpg
Image:Catclog.jpg|Call a Plumper!
Image:Fuck you i am cat.png
Image:ShoRyuKen_Cat.jpg|For Great Justice.
Image:Pew pew pew.jpg|[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|HESA FIRIN HIS LAZER]]
Image:Surrendercat.jpg
Image:Boo cat.jpg
Image:Haters-gonna-hate-cat.jpg
Image:So this is the form you choose for the destructor.PNG
Image:Hahacat.jpg
Image:Jazz Hands Kitten.jpg
Image:Snowned Cat.jpg
Image:Epicwinetch.jpg
Image:Keep Fork Theres Pie.jpg
Image:Draculacat.jpg
Image:Partyon.jpg
Image:SandcatNotamused.JPG|Sand cat is not amused, either.
Image:Chingchong cat.jpg
Image:Stfu cat.jpg|[[STFU]]cat says STFU
Image:Abandon ship!.png
Image:Catgasm.jpg|Dr. Kinsey-cat sees through your lies, [[woman]]
Image:Kitty Eat Internets.jpg|Nomnomnomnom
Image:Pissoffmoogle.PNG|Pissoffcat says "[[Piss]] Off [[Bitch]]!"
Image:Masterlock.jpg|Nobody escapes ethe masterlock!!
Image:RAGECAT.png|[[RAGE]] CAT hates you too.
Image:Butthurt delivery cat.jpg|OMG NO!
Image:Internet argument.jpg
Image:Vareareyourpapersjew.jpg
Image:JEW.jpg
Image:Missed me a bus cat.jpg
Image:Callous cat.jpg
Image:Wtfrudoin.jpg
Image:Sorrydave.jpg
Image:Emoticat.jpg|[[Emoticon|:)]]
Image:Mooncat brb.jpg
Image:Godspeedmooncatsm7.jpg|moar Mooncat
Image:Edumacation.jpg|Public education cat needs to learn more
Image:Yiffcat.jpg|[[Yiff]]cat is not amused!
Image:Vtec cat.jpg|[[VTEC Just Kicked In Yo]]
Image:Shamed cat.jpg|[[Sonic]] suicided with bricks and knives
Image:Nyu.jpg
Image:ICantHearYou.jpg
Image:Cat Fuck Off.jpg
Image:Cat bros.jpg
Image:You Make Kitty Scared.jpg
Image:Funny-pictures-gravity-cat.jpg
Image:Warcat2.jpg
Image:CATURDAY NeverforgetCaturday.JPG
Image:Arm-wrestle-cat.jpg
Image:Early lolcat.jpg|Historic LOL Cat
Image:Tldr1.jpg
Image:Tldr2.JPG
Image:Doomed.jpg
Image:94d2bd60-f343-463b-9a93-63872a89a751.jpg
Image:Pocat.jpg
Image:Antilolcat.jpg
Image:Pawnedchesscat.jpg
Image:ILalxd.jpg
Image:Psychiatrist Cat.png
Image:Supfagz.jpg
Image:Buddhacat.jpg
Image:Chriscat.jpg
Image:Imdeadinside.jpg
Image:Spartanstoni.jpg
Image:Madnessthisislaundry.jpg
Image:IRNOTKITTEH.jpg
Image:Takingmyspacepix.jpg
Image:Main orange-new.jpg
Image:Orly (1).jpg
Image:OMH meme 3.jpg
Image:Revolution.png
Image:Notshizue.jpg
Image:Angrycat.jpg
Image:Ewcat.jpg
Image:WisdomcatEDITLESSLURKMORE.jpg
Image:LURK MOAR.jpg
Image:Plansaftercollege.jpg
Image:A challenger.jpg
Image:We neeeeeeeeeed it 11.jpg
Image:Brains.jpg
Image:Cool story cat.jpeg
Image:Doont luk at meh.jpg
Image:Where is the funn.jpg
Image:Stfu plz thx cat.jpg
Image:I am full of the spirits of Christmas.PNG
Image:Big mistake.jpg
Image:IDISAGREE.jpg
Image:Gtfo-for-rapists.jpg
Image:Italicscat.jpg
Image:Lolcat2.png
Image:Uncloggedtubes.jpg
Image:Urkittehondrugs.jpg
Image:GOODAGAIN.jpg
Image:Overwaitcattakesclose-up.jpg
Image:That's right girl, chase that dot.jpeg
Image:GXOK7YHA3QB4E52KLUD2T6YDIXK7CNUK.jpeg
Image:Spoilerzcat.jpg
Image:Winkwinkharbls.jpg
Image:Warcat1.jpg
Image:Bysepcat.jpg
Image:DeerDiuryMood.jpg
Image:Good Bye.jpg
Image:Conductor cat2.jpg
Image:Scienceworks.jpg
Image:Nosir.jpg
Image:You-da-man.png
Image:Dogcat2.jpg
Image:Trashcancat.jpg
Image:CadnoFursona.jpg
Image:Diningroomcat.jpg
Image:Pumacat.jpg
Image:Pawstakecat.jpg
Image:Sad cat.jpg
Image:Helpful cat.jpg
Image:Does this face make me look flat.jpg
Image:Cyberdynecat.jpg
Image:We neeeeeeeeeed it 8.jpg
Image:Explaincat.jpg
Image:Whyyouhatezonme-1.jpg
Image:Nebris copy1.jpg
Image:And i are telling u i not going.jpg
Image:ForbiddenWant.jpg
Image:Actioncat.jpg
Image:Put on robe.jpg
Image:Wassup.gif
Image:WelcometotheRealWorldNeo.jpg
Image:Spoon kitty.jpg
Image:OutOfMyBase.jpg|Fuck off n00b.
Image:Finalboss3.jpg
Image:Dimenshuncat.jpg
Image:WWDC2008_SNOW-LEOPARD.jpg
Image:Clue phone.jpg
Image:Make fun of.jpg
Image:Urtubesrfilled.jpg
Image:Asiancatapproves.jpg|[[weeaboo|Asiancat]] approving
Image:DiabeetusCat.jpg|[[Diabeetus|Wilford Brimley]] cat
Image:Poofkins.jpg|Poofkins
Image:Unsee.jpg|A common reaction to [[/b/]]
Image:YogaCat.jpg
Image:Piratecat.jpg
Image:Rapecat.jpg|Rapecat's about to get imminent on that ass.
Image:EmoCat.jpg|The warning came a bit too late
Image:OMH meme 5.jpg
Image:Grandpacatlurvesbathtyme.jpg
Image:Internetlearn.jpg
Image:Nyoom cat.jpg
Image:Iamninja128562202794934691.jpg
Image:Messagiz.jpg
Image:ETHNICVIOLATION.png
Image:Come on u pussycat.jpg
Image:Iluvsucapslock.jpg
Image:Whore mouth cat.jpg
Image:Hillarycat.jpg
Image:Catgoturtongue.jpg
Image:JESUSTheCatYears.jpg
Image:Purplecat.jpg
Image:1157192722439.jpg
Image:No moar internets.jpg
Image:Lolcatpreserve.jpg
Image:Icanhassolo.jpg
Image:SurpriseCannibalsim.PNG
Image:Retardcatlol.jpg
Image:Hang in there.jpg
Image:Business cat1.jpg
Image:Atheist cat2.jpeg
Image:Testpic5.jpg
Image:Cats men stupid.png
Image:EvilCat.jpg
Image:LOL Cats - Baffroom.jpg
Image:LOL Cats - Needs Cigarette.jpg
Image:LOL Cats - Needs Hugs.jpg
Image:Omg negroes cat.jpg
Image:Racism cat.jpg|[[No niggers]]
Image:Nigro cat.jpg
Image:Is_it_cause_i_is_black.jpg
Image:Moarmoarmoar.jpg
Image:Moar.threadscat.jpg
Image:MoarCAT.jpg|Moarcat wants moar.
Image:Cat Moar Internets.jpg|Infant cats feed on [[internets]].  Only by providing internets can a cat-owner raise it to be worthy of [[Caturday]].
Image:Tubekitten.jpg
Image:Please me.jpg|Moar!
Image:Broccoli_cat.jpg|[[Moar]] [[Broccoli_dog|broccoli]]splz.
Image:Eatitbitch.jpg
Image:Censorship-1.jpg
Image:FaceBook_-_Satire_-_29.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Fart_Panic.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_You_May_Go.jpg
Image:Agressive_vs._defensive.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Suspect_Nothing_-_01.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Potato.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Hooman.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Art.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Matrix_Red_Dot.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Crocks.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Fuck_You_I'm_A_Cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Get_Off_The_Table.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Your_Shit.jpg
File:Hang in there you fat fuck.jpg
File:I'm a towel.jpg
File:Not drunk cat.jpg
File:Not a procrastinator.jpg
File:Stand Aside.jpg
File:I live in da hood.jpg
File:I'm gonna grow up and be a giant dickhead.png
File:Who the fuck takes these pictures.png
File:Cat Theft Auto.jpg
File:Now let me back in.jpg
File:Soon Now cat.jpg
File:Justin Bieber visits animal shelter.jpg
File:Your sole is mine cat.png
File:Curiosity killed the cat.jpg
File:Whut-ian.jpg
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===Edited Cats===
===Fauxpics===
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Image:Linkcat girl.jpg|Also Link
File:LOL Cats - Captions - Meowls.jpg|After the "Owl and the pussycat"
Image:Surrender_cat.jpg|I surrender!
File:Linkcat girl.jpg|Also Link
Image:Kittyaww.jpg
File:Surrender_cat.jpg|I surrender!
Image:KeyboardKat.jpg|Earth's [[God|greatest]] weapon
File:Kittyaww.jpg|bread
Image:Catbread.jpg|The [[Japanese]] eat all sorts of things.
File:Catbread.jpg|The [[Japanese]] eat all sorts of things.
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Image:Catbaguette.jpg|[[Moar]] catbread.
Image:VaginaCat.png|Vagina Cat Does Not Want
Image:snipercat.jpg|[[bitches don't know]] bout snipercat's magic bullitz.
Image:Caturdaynightfever.jpg|Travoltacat
Image:Cat catcher.jpg
Image:Giant Mutant Cat.jpg|Giant Mutant Cat
Image:Boozecat.JPG|Boozer cat needs his fix
Image:Dognightmare.jpg|Every dogs worst nightmare.
Image:Mapquest_cats.jpg|WTF!!! This are not Caturday!!!
Image:Douchecat.jpg|Sportycat knows you are holding the team back
Image:Spicecat.jpg
Image:Dune-cat.jpg
Image:Terrirst cat.jpg|[[Terror]]
Image:Kitty Sniper.jpg
Image:Kittycat.gif
Image:Baseball Kitten.jpg|They also make excellent projectiles
Image:Alpha Cat Beatdown.jpg
Image:KittyKermit.jpg
Image:Cat Rockout.jpg
Image:Methcat.gif
Image:Catzilla.jpg
Image:BigCat.jpg
Image:Happycaso.jpg
Image:Cat Scared.jpg
Image:Cat Gameboy.jpg
Image:Cat of Doom.jpg
Image:PovRayMan-Cat-2.jpg
Image:PovRayMan-Cat.jpg
Image:Kitty Shark.jpg
Image:Matrix Cat.jpg
Image:Retard Kitten.jpg
Image:CatFineTooJeopardy.jpg
Image:Epicwin!.jpg
Image:Catbikini.jpg
Image:300battlecats.jpg
Image:Raspberry userbox.jpg
Image:Raspberry-campaign-photo.jpg
Image:Raspberry.jpg
Image:A cat chupacabra is fine too.jpg
Image:Garfeild irl.png
Image:Hugecat.jpg
Image:Nazikitten.jpg
Image:Captaincat.jpg
Image:Batman - Joker Kitty.jpg
Image:Catgivesfinger.jpeg
Image:Default 1.jpg
Image:Rarcatisrar.jpg
Image:Darwinrawr.jpg
Image:Cot.jpg
Image:Punkcat.jpg
Image:PWNEDcatmouse.jpg
Image:Tjcat.jpg
Image:Tiny cat.jpg
Image:Catshit.jpg
Image:Cat-duck.jpg
Image:Oops.jpg
Image:PETAcat.jpg|PETA Cat
Image:Pervert_cat2.jpg|Just Watching... meaoooo
Image:Kittyporn.jpg
Image:Cat Monocle.JPG
Image:Bat country.jpg|[[Hunter S. Thompson|Huntercat]] knows the score.
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===Costumed Cats===
===Costumes===
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Image:.shadowcatbeing.jpg|[[Meanwhile]] in [[Japan]]...
File:.shadowcatbeing.jpg|[[Meanwhile]] in [[Japan]]...
Image:Linkcat sleepy.jpg|zzzzzzzzzzzzz
File:Linkcat sleepy.jpg|zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Image:Eltonjohncatnodirt.gif|[[Elton John]] cat is [[Gay|FABULOUS]]
File:Eltonjohncatnodirt.gif|[[Elton John]] cat is [[Gay|FABULOUS]]!!!
Image:Stylist-cat.jpg
File:Stylist-cat.jpg| [[Muslim]] cat...
Image:gaysaudicat.jpg|Fucking ghey saudi cats.
File:gaysaudicat.jpg|Fucking ghey saudi cats.
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Image:Nazicat.jpg|[[Kitler|Kaisercat]]
Image:Jihadcat.jpg|Typical Muslim cat.
Image:Gonna blow cat.jpg
Image:Typicalhillbillycat.jpg
Image:Cruelty.jpg
Image:Cowboycat.jpg
Image:White house cat.jpg
Image:Chikin cat.jpg|He's a chikin
Image:Imlink.jpg|He's Link.
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Costumes_-_Kimono_Kitty.jpg|Kimono Kitty
Image:Cat game.jpg
File:Batman cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Costumes_-_Royal_Cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Costumes_-_Lion_Kitty.jpg
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===General===
===General===
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Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Covert_Operation_Kitty.jpg
File:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Covert_Operation_Kitty.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Domestic_Abuse_Kitties.jpg
File:snuggles the cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Glove_Snatcher.jpg
File:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Domestic_Abuse_Kitties.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_I_Refuse_To_Come_Down.jpg
File:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Glove_Snatcher.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Lick_Lick.jpg
File:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_I_Refuse_To_Come_Down.jpg
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File:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Lick_Lick.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Melon_Molester.jpg
File:Mimsie.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Snow_Cone_Cat.jpg
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Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Trick_Ice_Cream.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Uncomfortable_Resting_Place.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Cat_Tree.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Leash_Cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Pelican_Eats_Kitty.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Video_Chat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_General_-_Exposed.jpg
Image:Dot porn cats.jpg
Image:Cat tongue.jpg
Image:Sleeping cat.jpg
Image:Sock cat.jpg
Image:ShavedPussy.jpg
Image:YourCatIsTryingToKillYou.jpg
Image:Odd-eyed-cat.jpg
Image:BatCat.jpg|Taunt your cat enough and he may go [[Batman|vigilante]]
Image:Edu temp small.jpg
Image:Shower cat.jpg
Image:Catday.jpg
Image:Cats pic 5.jpg
Image:Itch-cat-scratch-pad.jpg
Image:Sad kitteh.jpg
Image:Lonelyjoe-cat-1.jpg
Image:Toxorat.jpg
Image:Cat mama.jpg
Image:Save the cat.jpg
Image:A MAN AND HIS CAT.jpg
Image:Catfight-box.jpg
Image:Tigermama.jpg
Image:Skicat.jpg
Image:IWuvU cat.jpg
Image:1203095768110.jpg
Image:Cats_-_Funny_-_Bunny_Cat.jpg|The longer you stare, the funnier it gets!
Image:Bambitch.jpg
Image:Fat Cat.jpg
Image:Mc-nyan.png
Image:Scared kitteh.jpg
Image:Grassderpcat.jpg
Image:Bird and a cat daw.gif
Image:OICCAT.gif|O I C wut u did thar
Image:Raepcat.jpg|[[Rape|Raep]]cat
Image:Placecathere.jpg|Follow instructions, plzkthx
Image:Subcat.jpg|Submarinercat and his blueprints.
Image:PedoCat.jpg|PedoCat
Image:Gambling Cat.jpg|Some cats have gambling problems.
Image:Cat_sandwich.jpg|Cat sandwich
Image:Japancat.jpg|Japancat is stuck in a tree :-(
Image:Unhappycat.jpg|=(
Image:Catsex.jpg|Inly an [[Azn|Osia]]
Image:catjesus.jpg|BEHOLD I AM CAT JESUS
Image:Exploitable cats.jpg|Reaction cats
Image:Pocketkitteh.jpg|Pocket kitty
Image:33lb_Cat.jpg|"Hurro...I'm 33 PoundCat and here is the news."
Image:SawsidgeNOMNOM.jpg|delishuss sawsidge
‎Image:Futurecats2.jpg
Image:Fur wearing asshole cat.jpg|He's an asshole, he wears fur.
Image:Cat Shower.jpg
Image:Kitty Baby Crotch.jpg
Image:Cat Cold.jpg
Image:Cat in Cage.jpg
Image:Cat Stalking.jpg
Image:Kitten Pile.jpg
Image:Kitty Gift.jpg
Image:Catface.jpg
Image:Kitty Fort.jpg
Image:Kitty Ponder.jpg
Image:Betterraspberry.jpg
Image:COMINT_cat.jpg|miauu..2U understand?
Image:Cat Wow.jpg
Image:Stripey Computer Cat.jpg
Image:Computer cat.jpg
Image:Cat Badass.jpg
Image:Cat Crosseyes.jpg
Image:Cat Couch.jpg
Image:Photobomb Peeping Kitty.jpg
Image:Photobomb Waving Cat.jpg
Image:Cat treat.jpg
Image:Kitten1.jpg
Image:Kitten.jpg
Image:Kitty banjoe.jpg
Image:Uglycat.jpg
Image:Cat linux.jpg
Image:Dog-Cat-Rat.jpg
Image:Cat-wetkitty.jpg
Image:67042633 kitten.jpg
Image:Sonichu cat.jpg
Image:Aoly0.jpg
Image:Cat Karate.jpg
Image:Puss Shrek.jpg
Image:Manul 10.jpg
Image:Manul 04.jpg
Image:Manul 03.jpg
Image:Manul 09.jpg
Image:Cat vs eagle.jpg
Image:Lucky cat.jpg
Image:Logokitty.jpg
Image:Angry-cat-01.jpg
Image:Christmas cat.PNG
Image:Ear fetish.jpg
Image:DesignMyCard 009.png
Image:Swallowing-cat.jpg
Image:Highcat.jpeg
Image:Acatisfinetoo.jpg
Image:Hamster - next to cat.jpg
Image:Toxodog.jpg
Image:Eagle kitty.jpg
Image:Cell fantasy.JPG|He's got a bird on his mind.
Image:Kittybunny.jpg
Image:Cute kitten eyes.jpg
Image:Cat with Japanimation eyes.png
Image:Funny_Animals_-_Cats_-_01.jpg
Image:Funny_Animals_-_Cats_-_02.jpg|Hop on baby!
Image:Funny_Animals_-_Cats_-_03.jpg
Image:Funny_Animals_-_Cats_-_04.jpg
Image:Funny_Animals_-_Cats_-_06.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Hissing_Booth.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Snowball_Fight.jpg
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===Drawings, Art & Cartoons===
===Drawings, Art, Comics & Cartoons===
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File:LOL Cats - Art - Avenger Cats.jpg|Ladies and [[The_Incredible_Hulk|Gentlecats]], [[Iron Man|The Avengers]]!
File:LOL Cats - Art - Avenger Cats.jpg|Ladies and [[The_Incredible_Hulk|Gentlecats]], [[Iron Man|The Avengers]]!
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Apptils_And_Gravy.gif|Littil Newtin Is Lully
File:LOL_Cats_-_Apptils_And_Gravy.gif|Littil Newtin Is Lully
Image:Gamer cat.PNG
File:Gamer cat.PNG
File:Asian cats.jpg
File:Asian cats.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Best_Friend.png
File:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Best_Friend.png
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Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_7_Differences.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Cat_Dick.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Cuddwy.jpg
Image:Luigi Cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Epiphany.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Family_Circus.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_No_Bad_Thoughts.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Party_Cat_-_01.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Party_Cat_-_02.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Party_Cat_-_03.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Party_Cat_-_04.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Real_Love.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Speak_Cat.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Treadmills.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_When_You_Were_Sleeping.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_You_Tube.jpg
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Comics_-_Cat_In_The_Hat.jpg
Image:WTFcat.jpg|WTF cat is WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
Image:Catbus.jpg|Catbus is everybody's favorite mode of transport.
Image:Samurai Pizza Cats.gif|Cats deliver pizza
Image:The macro maker.png|The guy that makes all these horrible macros
Image:Edman.jpg
Image:One Eyed Cy.jpg
Image:1281328168675.jpg
Image:Keyboard-cats-moon.jpg
Image:Snorlax.png
Image:Mewl by zeriara.jpg
Image:Gipdac.jpg
Image:It's-party-time.gif
Image:Kittytoast.jpg
Image:Enayla14.jpg
Image:Hatecat.jpg
Image:Blinding Realism.PNG
Image:Catssuck.jpg
Image:Catling Gun.jpg
Image:Xboxboot.jpg
Image:Shii.gif
Image:ILOL.jpg
Image:Jdire2.jpg
Image:Badtrip.jpg
Image:Yawncatsmall.gif
Image:Wattagecat.PNG
File:Cats and red dot.png
File:Mermaid cat.jpg
File:Cat Self-Portrait.jpg
File:Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.jpg
File:Justice League America Online Cat.jpg
File:Blind cat.jpg
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===Disgusting & Disturbing===
===Disgusting & Disturbing===
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Image:Killthatcat.jpg|Don't make me kill it.
File:Killthatcat.jpg|Don't make me kill it.
Image:Free Cat.jpg|A free cat
File:Meowschwitz.jpg|Jew
Image:Meowschwitz.jpg|Jew
File:Fagcat.jpeg|Fagcat is a [[faggot]]
Image:Ice_kitten.jpg|An easy way to transport your pet
File:Cat52.jpg|A Barrel Of Dead Cats
Image:Fagcat.jpeg|Fagcat is a [[faggot]]
File:Kittypaint.jpg
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Image:CyclopsKitten.jpg|Cyclops cat is watching you.
Image:Domestic house cat.jpg|A domestic house cat
Image:Thawing Cat.jpg|Cats hate water for a reason
Image:Cat Owned.jpg
Image:CANCEL CATERDAY.jpg
Image:Cat48.jpg
Image:OHAICAT.jpg
Image:Ballscat.jpg
Image:Zombie cat 2.jpg
Image:Cat12.jpg
Image:Cat40.jpg
Image:Drownedcat.jpg
Image:Zippo-cat.JPG
Image:Cat35.jpg
Image:Cat43.jpg
Image:Cat52.jpg|A Barrel Of Dead Cats
Image:Ugliestcat.jpg
Image:Dustysad.png
Image:DUSTY GOT OWNED.jpg
Image:Dusty.jpg
Image:Cat64.gif
Image:Cat32.jpg
Image:Cat30.jpg
Image:Cat39.jpg
Image:Willitblend cat.jpg|[[Will it blend?|Nutritious and delicious!]]
Image:Blender Kitten.jpg
Image:Halpmeh.jpg|halp meh
Image:Cat6.jpg
Image:Cat5.gif
Image:Cat72.jpg
Image:Snake Eating a Cat.JPG
Image:Cat27.jpg
Image:Cancer Cat.jpg
Image:Kittypaint.jpg
Image:Lulz-kitty.jpg
Image:Chinakitty.jpg
Image:CatFace.jpg
Image:Cat23.jpg
Image:Arrow cat.JPG
Image:Cat57.jpg
Image:Cat44.jpg
Image:Butchyjene_in_action.JPG
Image:Shatcat.jpg
Image:Decapitated cat.jpg
File:Attached to my cat.png
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Disturbing_-_Dust_Buster_Torture.gif
Image:Niggers_crucifying_cat.jpg
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===Memes===
===Memes===
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Image:Longcat.jpg|[[Longcat]]
File:Longcat.jpg|[[Longcat]]
Image:Ceilingcat.jpg|[[Ceiling cat]]
File:Ceilingcat.jpg|[[Ceiling cat]]
Image:Limecat2.jpg|[[Limecat]]
File:Limecat2.jpg|[[Limecat]]
Image:Arguecat.PNG|[[This is why we can't have nice things|Arguecat]]
File:Arguecat.PNG|[[This is why we can't have nice things|Arguecat]]
Image:Cover-tom2.jpg|[[That Fucking Cat]]
File:Cover-tom2.jpg|[[That Fucking Cat]]
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Image:Garfield_fgsfds.jpg|[[Garfield]]
File:Garfield_fgsfds.jpg|[[Garfield]]
Image:SeriousCat_nocaption.jpg|[[Serious Cat]]
File:SeriousCat_nocaption.jpg|[[Serious Cat]]
Image:Trashcat.jpg|Trashcat
File:Trashcat.jpg|Trashcat
File:Bincat.JPG|[[Bincat]]
File:Bincat.JPG|[[Bincat]]
Image:Speedycat.gif|[[Speedycat]]
File:Speedycat.gif|[[Speedycat]]
Image:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
File:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
Image:Kitler.jpg|[[Kitler]]
File:Kitler.jpg|[[Kitler]]
Image:Heil kitler.JPG|Heil [[Kitler]]
File:Heil kitler.JPG|Heil [[Kitler]]
Image:Jewcat.jpg|[[User:Zionistacat|Zionistacat]]
File:Jewcat.jpg|[[User:Zionistacat|Zionistacat]]
Image:Happycat.jpg|[[NEDM|Happycat]]
File:Happycat.jpg|[[NEDM|Happycat]]
File:CovercatVoyeurweb.png|[[Covercat]].
File:CovercatVoyeurweb.png|[[Covercat]].
Image:BIKECAT.jpg|[[BIKECAT]]
File:BIKECAT.jpg|[[BIKECAT]]
Image:FishingcatFTW.jpg|[[Fishing Cat]]
File:FishingcatFTW.jpg|[[Fishing Cat]]
Image:FactCat.png|Factcat
File:FactCat.png|Factcat
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|[[TOW]] cat has replaced Fact cat.
File:Wikipedia cat.jpg|[[TOW]] cat has replaced Fact cat.
Image:Tankcat.jpg|Tankcat
File:Tankcat.jpg|Tankcat
Image:Monorail cat.jpg|Monorailcat
File:Monorail cat.jpg|Monorailcat
Image:Frinkle_cat.jpg|[[Frinkle]]cat
File:Frinkle_cat.jpg|[[Frinkle]]cat
Image:Tulip.jpg|[[Tulip]]
File:Tulip.jpg|[[Tulip]]
Image:Gravitycat.jpg|Gravitycat
File:Gravitycat.jpg|Gravitycat
Image:Octocat scream.PNG|[[Octocat]]
File:Octocat scream.PNG|[[Octocat]]
Image:Hovercat.jpg|Hovercat
File:Hovercat.jpg|Hovercat
Image:OscarDeathCat.jpg|[[Death Cat]]
File:OscarDeathCat.jpg|[[Death Cat]]
Image:Awe cat.jpg|Awecat
File:Awe cat.jpg|Awecat
Image:Burgertheangrycat.jpg|[[Burger the Angry Cat]]
File:Burgertheangrycat.jpg|[[Burger the Angry Cat]]
Image:Basementcat.jpg|[[Basement Cat]]
File:Basementcat.jpg|[[Basement Cat]]
Image:Abusedcat.jpg|[[Kenny Glenn|Dusty]]
File:Abusedcat.jpg|[[Kenny Glenn|Dusty]]
Image:Peter.jpg|[[Peter]]
File:Peter.jpg|[[Peter]]
Image:Keyboard_cat.jpg|[[Keyboard Cat]]
File:Keyboard_cat.jpg|[[Keyboard Cat]]
Image:Grammar_nazi_cat.jpg|[[Grammar Nazi]] Cat
File:Grammar_nazi_cat.jpg|[[Grammar Nazi]] Cat
Image:Party cat.gif|[[Party Cat]]
File:Party cat.gif|[[Party Cat]]
Image:HipsterKitty1.jpg|[[Hipster Kitty]]
File:HipsterKitty1.jpg|[[Hipster Kitty]]
Image:1285096582633.jpg|[[Stare cat]]
File:1285096582633.jpg|[[Stare cat]]
Image:Maru4.jpg|[[Maru]]
File:Maru4.jpg|[[Maru]]
Image:Grumpy Cat had fun once - it was horrible.jpg|[[Grumpy Cat]]
File:Grumpy Cat had fun once - it was horrible.jpg|[[Grumpy Cat]]
File:Friday_the_13th_business_cat.png |[[Business Cat]]
File:Friday_the_13th_business_cat.png |[[Business Cat]]
File:Admiral Cat.jpg|Lenin cat
File:Hypnocat.jpg|All glory to the Hypnocat!
File:Kitty merchant.jpg|[[Happy Merchant|Merchant]]
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==Cat Videos==
==Cat Videos==
===General===
===General===
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===Sunflower Noms===
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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[image:Cool4Cats.png|250px|right|:3]]
[[image:Cool4Cats.png|250px|right|:3]]
*[[A cat is fine too]]
 
*[[Amber Baird]]
*[[Badmachine]] - An ED user who has a notable love of cats.
*[[Badmachine]] - An ED user who has a notable love of cats.
*[[Bincat]]
*[[Bonsai Kitten]]
*[[Business Cat]]
*[[Business Cat]]
*[[Camrose Cat Killers]]
*[[California Pet Laws 1/1/19]]
*[[Cat fight]]
*[[Cat fight]]
*[[Catnarok]]
*[[Catnarok]]
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*[[Crusadercat]]
*[[Crusadercat]]
*[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!]]
*[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!]]
*[[Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser]]
*[[Kittens]]
*[[Kittens]]
*[[LaraTheDarkAngel]]
*[[Meow Wars]]
*[[Meow Wars]]
*[[NEDM]]
*[[OMGWTFBBQCATS]]
*[[OMGWTFBBQCATS]]
*[[Schrödinger's cat]]
*[[Sea Kittens]]
*[[Sea Kittens]]
*[[Sean Lynde]]
*[[Sean Lynde]]
*[[Tyler Weinman]]
*[[Urlesque]]
*[[Urlesque]]
*[[Wang Jeu]]
 
===Things That Make Kitty Sad===
*[[A cat is fine too]]
*[[BlueCatRiolu]]
*[[Bonsai Kitten]]
*[[Chase 'No Face']]
*[[Snake|Cucumber]]
*[[Dog]]s
*[[Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser]]
*[[NEDM]]
*[[Rorschach#Co.24_killed_Rorschach.27s_cat_Mudkips_NEVAR_4GET|Mudkips the Cat]]
*[[Schrödinger's cat]]
* [[Zippocat]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
*[http://current.com/community/90633834_bad-kitty-fla-man-blames-cat-paws-for-child-porn-downloads.htm Man blames his cat for CP downloads.]
*[http://current.com/community/90633834_bad-kitty-fla-man-blames-cat-paws-for-child-porn-downloads.htm Man blames his cat for CP downloads.]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110221140620/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cat ED's old Cat article]


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Latest revision as of 19:54, 9 April 2025

The Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, because they thought they were funny. These vast cat heads were built underground and seen by no one.

Cats are furry ornaments vermin owned by the godforsaken; those who are destined to die alone. They serve as child substitutes for neglected pussies, fags and dykes, many of whom like to photograph their cats and post them for their own self-esteem on whatever social media site they drain their lives through. Most internet users find it easy to relate to cats (as both are lazy, antisocial, egocentric, never-satisfied cynics that overreact to everything), which is why cats have become the official animal of the internet. Baby cats are called Kittens

Hazards

Until recently, it was believed to be bad luck if a black cat crossed your path; however, recent research has consistently shown that it is only bad luck if a black man crosses your path, as cats are completely powerless.

Because their claws and fangs are just camouflage for their warmth, cats' main weapon of attack is their anus, which looks like an asterisk (*). Aiming it at their target will cause most people distress (most, not all). But when they stand-down, the cat will be free to further his diabolical deeds, the greatest of which are eating unwatched leftovers and causing irreversible damage to furniture. Recently, their tactics have evolved to include getting people arrested by downloading thousands of kiddie porn onto humans hard drives and eating their owners.

Keep out of reach of children
Montecore (center) took umbrage at two German buttbuddies' making flamboyant coats from his Schwester
Tatiana: Her penchant for SOUSAge was to be her ruin

Killing Cats for Fun and Profit

Insert at your nearest river

As city glitter has proven to us, cats are not entirely useless. You can pretend to people you know on LiveJournal that your cat has been burned in fire and ask them to donate money to your PayPal to pay the vet's bill, even when this isn't true. This is a good idea because it raises money, creates internet drama, and as long as you claim later it's all a social experiment, it's okay. Note: There are a variety of options for raising money on LiveJournal by saying your pussy is on fire.

But sometimes, simply pretending to kill cats is not enough. Kitty gore can be found on any Caturday thread on 4chan, and moralfaggotry and rage typically follow. An especially effective tactic is to videotape the act and upload the video to the internet. Among the people who have utilized this method to great effect are Kenny Glenn and Luka Magnotta.

Excerpts From a Cat's Diary

The following journal was recovered from a safehouse in the Republic of Catagonia (formerly Topeka, KS, following a brief clash with occupying rebel forces on the fourth of May, 2038. The information contained herein is to be used strictly as (fictional) satire, written by an overweight, micropenile weeaboo, deep in the hazy convulsions of a permanent jenkem diet.

Day 752: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day 761: Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their pillow.

Day 765: Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

Day 768: I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

Day 771: There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 774: I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured, alas. But... HAH! it is only a matter of time...

Galleries

Animated

  • Aw yeah, bitch. Rub that shit in there nice and fast.
    Aw yeah, bitch. Rub that shit in there nice and fast.
  • Kitten being prepared for a good fucking.
    Kitten being prepared for a good fucking.
  • Cat fights are often amusing to watch!
    Cat fights are often amusing to watch!
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Fauxpics

  • After the "Owl and the pussycat"
    After the "Owl and the pussycat"
  • Also Link
    Also Link
  • I surrender!
    I surrender!
  • bread
    bread
  • The Japanese eat all sorts of things.
    The Japanese eat all sorts of things.
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General

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Drawings, Art, Comics & Cartoons

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Disgusting & Disturbing

  • Don't make me kill it.
    Don't make me kill it.
  • Jew
    Jew
  • Fagcat is a faggot
    Fagcat is a faggot
  • A Barrel Of Dead Cats
    A Barrel Of Dead Cats
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Memes

Cat Videos

General

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Watermelon Noms

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Sunflower Noms

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Cat video series

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Cats Getting Bathed

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They love it!

See Also

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Things That Make Kitty Sad

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