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==Classes==
==Classes==
When Maple came out, there were only four main classes; Thief, Bowman, Warrior, and Mage. These branched out to two or three offshoots, with only one or two of the three being good. However, as the game developed, NEXON flooded the game with dozens of new classes that vastly outperformed the core classes. Generally like any MMO, any class can absolutely rape 90% of the others if you waste $500 on godlike gear. Otherwise, you'll get fucked up the ass by the community's elite.


===Admin===
===Admin===
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'''Gunslinger'''
'''Gunslinger'''
[[File:Clearcho.png|thumb|The "Gunslinger" class]]
*[[nigger|Shoots a gun]].
*[[nigger|Shoots a gun]].
*Throws grenades.
*Throws grenades.
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===[[:File:DualBlade.jpg|DualBlade]]===
===[[:File:DualBlade.jpg|DualBlade]]===


A LIMITED EDITION class being tested by the [[gooks]] on the Korean server. A complete copy of the bandit class with [[faggot|flashier]] looking animations. Made entirely so Nexon can get more money since all the 4th Job skillbooks need to be bought in the cash shop.
<s> A LIMITED EDITION class being tested by the [[gooks]] on the Korean server.</s> Dualblades are now available for everyone, at anytime. A complete copy of the bandit class with [[faggot|flashier]] looking animations. Made entirely so Nexon can get more money since all the 4th Job skillbooks used to need to be bought in the cash shop. After much complaining, you can now just use the same skill books that use in game currency like every other class.


===[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] Classes===
===[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] Classes===
The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] are the [[master race|ultimate class]] consisting of three [[jews|jobs]] located in some town in [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. You start off as a Jew but are quickly recruited by the [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] to help rid Germany of all the Nazis and prevent the [[Erection|resurrection]] of the [[Hitler|Black Magician]]. (Only available in Korea right now).
The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] are the [[master race|ultimate class]] consisting of three [[jews|jobs]] located in some town in [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. You start off as a Jew but are quickly recruited by the [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] to help rid Germany of all the Nazis and prevent the [[Erection|resurrection]] of the [[Hitler|Black Magician]].  




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===Tempest===
===Tempest===
People have been bitching about Phantom's assraping them in popular training spots, instead of solving the problem nexon released 3 new classes of pure faggotry.
People have been bitching about Phantoms ass raping them in popular training spots. Instead of solving the problem, NEXON released 3 new classes of pure faggotry.


'''Luminous'''
'''Luminous'''


Yet ANOTHER rehash of the oh so popular magican class, with 2 diffrent eye colors and the option to go fuck yourself with a new weapon called "Rod" what more do you want?
Yet another fucking rehash of the mage class, luminous spams emo darkness attacks or gay rays of light until his orb is fully purple or blue in which case he fires his lazars. Slow as fuck to play, but has godlike mobbing skills later on.


'''Kaiser'''
'''Kaiser'''


What would you get if you could combine the Emoness of the Demon Slayer and Aang? Well I got the answer, Kaiser...the rehashed warrior class thats every furry's dream! He has wings and a tail and can transform into this dragon thingy....an electricbuggaloo indeed, furrys can fap to this guy as he has the "best of both worlds"
What would you get if you could combine the emoness of the Demon Slayer and Aran class? Well, I got the answer: Kaiser- the rehashed warrior class that's every furfags wet dream! This lame ass class has wings and a tail and can transform into a dragon, allowing sexually confused furfags to fap extra hard to their character as the characters design has the "best of both worlds".


'''Angelic Burster'''
'''Angelic Buster'''


Yet again Nexon just proves how much of a faggot and weeaboo they are. They created a rehash of the [[nigger|gunslinger]] but not only that! The made this bitch have sailor moon powers and there's also this whole transforming montage, the fuck? Weeaboos of all ages will enjoy fapping to this bitch...the only thing she's missing now is Rule 34... Strike that, [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/MapleStory/1 even that exists now].
Yet again NEXON just proves how queer they are. They created yet another rehash of the [[nigger|gunslinger]] class, but not only that- they made this slut have flashy girly sailor moon powers. Weeaboos of all ages will enjoy fapping to this bitch...the only thing she's missing now is Rule 34... Strike that, [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/MapleStory/1 even that exists now].


===Sengoku===
===Sengoku===
Surprisingly this stupid ass game still exists and poor excuse of a company Nexon exists as well. Probably cause weeaboo faggots won't stop jerking off the angelic buster porn but whatever.
Surprisingly, this stupid ass game still going strong, as poor excuse of a company NEXON is drawing in 60 million bucks a year off this game. Probably because weeaboo faggots won't stop jerking off to angelic buster porn and their uber-kawaii :3 characters but whatever.
And so the Japanese pedo masses begged and circle jerked on their lame excuse of a forums until Nexon finally unleashed from the depths of their asshole  
And so the Japanese pedo masses begged and jerked in a massive circle for months on their lame excuse of a forum until NEXON finally unleashed from the depths of their asshole  
a horrible once Japanese Maplestory "exclusive" to the masses. (Ironic right?)
a horrible once-region locked "exclusive" class series to the masses. (Ironic right?)


'''Kanna'''
'''Kanna'''


A half assed class that has a loli running around and summoning trolls and fur fags to fight for her, she would've been a lulz worthy class but failed cause she's rule 34 material, and a fur-faggot.
A half assed class that has a loli running around and summoning trolls and fur fags to fight for her. She would've been a lulz worthy class but failed cause she's rule 34 material, and a furfag. She has the special ability to rapidly increase spawn rates of mobs, making players of her highly sought out. The major downside is that you'll almost always die in one or two hits and you look like a faggot or slut.


'''Hayato'''
'''Hayato'''


The final and most pathetic excuse of a class Nexon shat out into the public restroom at Ikea last Thursday.  
The second Jap class NEXON shat out into the public restroom at IKEA, last thursday. Its pretty much another gay love child of Demon Slayer and Aran that should've been aborted along with Kaiser. Has shit damage in late-game so don't waste your time on this character.
Its pretty much another gay love child of Demon Slayer and Aang that should've been aborted along with Kaiser.


==[[Sonic|Unlimited/Sonicfags Unleashed]]==
===[[Sonic|Unlimited/Sonicfags Unleashed]]===
Due to the overload of furfags and weeaboos from the previous classes, Nexon attempted to get the Emo and Star Trek losers back into their shitty ass game. But failed
Due to the overload of furfags and weeaboos from the previous classes, NEXON attempted to get the Emo and Star Trek losers back into their shitty ass game. However, they failed
horribly as they just brought more furfags with the misleading title "Unleashed" where Sonic fags would think of their stupid ass game "Sonic Unleashed" and fap to the idea of it while  
horribly as they just brought more furfags with the misleading title "Unleashed" where Sonic fags would think of their stupid ass game "Sonic Unleashed" and fap to the idea of it while giving more money to the gooks at NEXON. Nevertheless NEXON will continue to fail no matter how many electric boggaloos they create.
giving more money to the gooks at Nexon. Nevertheless Nexon will continue to fail no matter how many electricbuggaloos they create.


'''[[Hitler|Xenon]]'''
'''[[Hitler|Xenon]]'''
The failed attempt of trying to reclaim the Star Trek fags into Nexon's shitty game. He has a bowl cut and uses a tazer whip used by Hitler, suggesting gook supremacy to the White man and jews,
The failed attempt of trying to reclaim the Star Trek fags into Nexon's shitty game. He has a [[Adam Lanza|bowl cut]] and uses a taser whip used by Hitler, suggesting gook supremacy to the White man and jews, but they fail to realize how small they are. He rehashes the Pirate and Thief class, both at once! They sure aren't running out of ideas. /sarcasm  
but they fail to realize how small they are. He rehashes the Pirate and Thief class, both at once! They sure aren't running out of ideas. /sarcasm  


'''[[Cutting|Demon Avenger]]'''
'''[[Cutting|Demon Avenger]]'''
The sexually conflicted Emo faggot that was suppose to rake in tons of dough for North Korea is back! And with more daddy issues than ever! This time, he uses HP to attack rather  
The sexually conflicted Emo faggot that was supposed to rake in tons of dough for North Korea is back! And with more daddy issues than ever! This time, he uses HP to attack rather  
than his nonexistent penis. Meaning he cuts himself to hurt others, but fails miserably like every Emo faggot who thinks people give a fuck about their cuts.
than his nonexistent penis. Meaning he cuts himself to hurt others, but fails miserably like every Emo faggot who thinks people give a fuck about their cuts. He'll have a fuckload of HP to utilize, and does godlike damage at all level ranges, funded or unfunded, making this similar to the Hunter class in WoW in that every fucking newfag will start with one due to the absence of difficulty or strategy.


===[[period|R.E.D]]===
====[[period|R.E.D]]====
Just when Nexon was going to [[an hero]] themselves with the amount of shitty content and [[truth|fuck ups]] they decided to  
Just when NEXON was going to [[an hero]] themselves with the amount of shitty content and [[truth|fuck ups]], they decided to release one more [[nail in the coffin|update]] called [[period|RED]]. This, of course, created even more classes since obviously 500 unoriginal classes aren't enough for people.
release one more [[nail in the coffin|update]] called [[period|RED]] the color of a woman's tampon. I am honestly not
kidding that's the exact name the gooks gave their shitty update, a color!!!1!!2111! This of course...created even more
classes since obviously over 9000 classes aren't enough for the gooks.


'''[[jesus|Zero]]'''  
'''[[jesus|Zero]]'''  
Literally Jesus of the game, not kidding. The cocksuckers back at North Korea literally imported Jesus into the game.
Literally Jesus of the game- not kidding. The cocksuckers back at North Korea literally imported Jesus into the game. You have the option of switching between regular Jesus and Jesus with boobs which seems to be some kind of shitty fan fiction you can find on a 16 year old girls tumblr blog. Zero starts at Lv100 and you can do the local quests up until 180 if you waste $ for the 2x quest coupons. However, the class is a pain in the ass to figure out and is time restricted.
You have the option of switching between regular Jesus and Jesus with boobs which seems to be some kind of
shitty fan fiction you can find on a 16 year old girls tumblr blog.  


'''[[furry|Beast Tamer]]'''
'''[[furry|Beast Tamer]]'''
Just when you though the last updates misleading title of "Unleashed" that drew in all of the sonic fur fags wasn't enough,  
Just when you though the last updates misleading title of "Unleashed" that drew in all of the sonic fur fags wasn't enough, you would be glad to know that there is an actual furry class that you can play as. And you thought Kaiser was ridiculous. She's another rehash of the Mage and can summon a Bear that fucks up a table, a nigger, [[ugly|a super kawaii desuuu]] cat and Nicki Minaj.  
you would be glad to know that there is an actual furry class that you can play as. And you thought Kaiser was ridiculous.  
She's another rehash of the Mage and can summon a Bear that fucks up a table, a nigga, [[ugly|a super kawaii desuuu]] cat and  
nicki minaj.  


'''[[nigga|Eunwol/Shade]]'''
'''[[nigga|Eunwol/Shade]]'''
The class that really doesn't exist and nobody actually gave a fuck about.  
The class that really doesn't exist and nobody actually gave a fuck about. No, really. That's his story line.


No really that's his story line.
====[[Death|Reboot]]====


===[[Death|Reboot]]===
After the gooks saw their profits go down by over [[9000|9 trillion percent]], they finally decided to stop being such a kikey company and created a new world called Reboot, where all the [[faggots|old maplers]] and people who hate jews go to play. But before the server went up, they made a [[lol|lulzy]] attempt at trying to steal weeaboo money by making meso sacks that can be bought with their jew gold. The weeaboo's on the forum obviously cried like a  
 
spoiled 16 year old girl without her IPhone and Jewxon removed the ball sack. After that Nexon became a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy]], But quickly became jewish again by releasing another stupid ass class.
After the gooks saw their profits go down by over [[9000|9 trillion percent]] they finally decided to stop being such a  
Jew ass company and created a new world called Reboot, where all the [[faggots|old maplers]] and people who hate  
Jews go to play. But before the server went up they made a [[lol|lulzy]] attempt at trying to steal weeaboo money
by making meso sacks that can be bought with their jew gold. The weeaboo's on the forum obviously cried like a  
spoiled 16 year old girl without her IPhone and Jewxon removed the ball sack. After that Nexon became a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy.]]
But quickly became a gook again by releasing another stupid ass class.


'''[[Physics|Kinesis]]'''
'''[[Physics|Kinesis]]'''
Another stupid ass rehash of the mage since 500 rehashes of a class that dies in one hit clearly isn't enough. To appeal
Another stupid ass rehash of the mage since 500 rehashes of a class that dies in one hit clearly isn't enough. To appeal to the weeaboos, the gooks made a cliche [[ugly|bishounen]] but with superpowers!1!111111111! He can chuck a train with his mind or some shit, his main weapon is a gay ass bracelet that limits his powers which makes as much sense as fighting with a gun with its safety on. Currently godlike, but will likely get nerfed hard.
to the weeaboo's the gooks made a cliche [[ugly|bishounen]] but with superpowers!1!111111111! He can chuck a train  
with his mind or some shit, his main weapon is a gay ass bracelet that limits his powers which makes as much  
sense as fighting with a gun with its safety on.


==Nexon==
==Nexon==
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*GMship. Kill every [[Fag]] for no reason at all.
*GMship. Kill every [[Fag]] for no reason at all.
*UFJ. [[YOU'RE A BIRD!|Fly]] around a map because apparently, to Private Server players, that's fun.
*UFJ. [[YOU'RE A BIRD!|Fly]] around a map because apparently, to Private Server players, that's fun.
*Stable server. Disconnect every 5 minutes.
*Stable server. Disconnect every 5 minutes instaed of the usual 3.
*Custom .wz files. So the perverted server owners can [[shoop]] tits and [[Dicks Everywhere|dicks onto everything]]. Then make you redownload the entire game before you can [[fap|play]].
*Custom .wz files. So the perverted server owners can [[shoop]] tits and [[Dicks Everywhere|dicks onto everything]]. Then make you redownload the entire game before you can [[fap|play]].
*[[AIDS|Lag]].
*[[AIDS|Lag]].
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[[File:Maplestory - Package Grabber Donald.png|center|600px]]
[[File:Maplestory - Package Grabber Donald.png|center|600px]]
<br><br>
==August 13th, 2017 - Nexon Destroys Their Own Game==
[[Image:Maplestory_-_Nexon_Destroys_Their_Own_Game.png|thumb|Boy they really didn't think this through too well, did they?]]
Nexon got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to have an event where you simply log in, do absolutely nothing continuously for hours on end and in return you're magically gifted with a chance of racking up Cash Shop currency.  Essentially no different than giving players actual money.  Yes, you heard that right, Nexon created an event where they basically gave their players FREE MONEY simply for STAYING LOGGED IN!
Doesn't take a Nexon rocket scientist to figure out what happened next as people started flooding the game with thousands of new accounts to continually rape the system for free money.  This bogged down the entire system to the point where the game became literally unplayable, to the point where servers like Reboot wouldn't even let you log in!  And even on the lesser populated servers the system became so overwhelmed that simply moving from one map to another would result in the entire game crashing.
In true Nexon fashion though, the stupidity didn't end there, oh no, not by a long shot!  Many players, obviously frustrated began contacting Nexon for "support", by which I mean the support staff brazenly claimed that the problem was entirely on the players end and that the servers were, quite literally, infallible.  This of course infuriated players even further who then attempted to argue with Nexon "support" staff, which in turn led to entire swaths of players being perma-banned from using their "support" system.
And nothing of value was lost...
[[Image:Maplestory_-_Nexon_Destroys_Their_Own_Game_Blames_Players.png|center]]
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==Maple Memes==
==Maple Memes==
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File:Maplestory_-_Dildo_Batteries.png
File:Maplestory_-_Dildo_Batteries.png
File:Maplestory_-_Buying_Friends.png|How to buy friends.
File:Maplestory_-_Buying_Friends.png|How to buy friends.
File:Maplestory Old Screenshot.jpg|Old ass screenshot
File:Maplestory_-_Pay_To_Win.png|Rule Number One:<br>Nexon lies.
File:Maplestory_-_Pay_To_Win.png|Rule Number One:<br>Nexon lies.
File:Maplestory_-_SRS_GAWD_DAMN_BUSINESS.png|Maplestory is srs gawd damn business!
File:Maplestory_-_SRS_GAWD_DAMN_BUSINESS.png|Maplestory is srs gawd damn business!
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*[http://www.ms4mesos.com/ MS4 Mesos]
*[http://www.ms4mesos.com/ MS4 Mesos]
*[http://www.ogpal.com/Maple-Story-US-Mesos OG Pal]
*[http://www.ogpal.com/Maple-Story-US-Mesos OG Pal]
 
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