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'''MapleStory''' is a [[shitty]] 2D [[anime]]-style [[MMORPG]] originally developed by the [[Good Korea|South Korean]] company [[shit nobody cares about|Wizet]]. Eventually, Nexon, another South Korean company, merged with Wizet, and their American branch took control of Global MapleStory (a.k.a. Maple Story for [[Americunts]]). Think of an unholy cross between [[Gaia Online|Gaia Online]], [[Mario]], [[You|everything evil ever to be included on the internets]], and any other color- and anime-overdosed game. | [[File:Maplestory Youtube 2017.png|thumb|right|:^)]] | ||
[[File:Maplestory 2017 April Fools.png|thumb|right|Nexon likes to make fun of its butthurt community.]] | |||
'''MapleStory''' is a [[shitty]] 2D [[anime]]-style [[MMORPG]] originally developed by the [[Good Korea|South Korean]] company [[shit nobody cares about|Wizet]]. Eventually, Nexon, another South Korean company, merged with Wizet, and their American branch took control of Global MapleStory (a.k.a. Maple Story for [[Americunts]]). Think of an unholy cross between [[Gaia Online|Gaia Online]], [[Mario]], [[You|everything evil ever to be included on the internets]], and any other color- and anime-overdosed game. Maple was arguably the most popular [[Team Fortress 2|F2P]] game in the world in the [[2000s]], and as such the player base constantly argued with the [[Ragnarok Online]] fans over which [[The Game|game is better]], which is complete [[bullshit]] because [[Truth|we all know every MMO game sucks.]] | |||
MapleStory is infamous for a wide variety of reasons, but to sum it up in a sentence, it would be "the same problem Wikis suffer from, in that ''anyone'' can be a contributing member." As MS was arguably the pioneering free-to-play MMO, it soon became the staple argument for "why free things in life suck, particularly free MMO games." With [[AOL|access given to any moron with a computer and a working Internet connection]], [[No|was it any surprise?]] | MapleStory is infamous for a wide variety of reasons, but to sum it up in a sentence, it would be "the same problem Wikis suffer from, in that ''anyone'' can be a contributing member." As MS was arguably the pioneering free-to-play MMO, it soon became the staple argument for "why free things in life suck, particularly free MMO games." With [[AOL|access given to any moron with a computer and a working Internet connection]], [[No|was it any surprise?]] | ||
The gameplay is much superior to many other MMOs such as [[World of Warcraft]] as you don't just click an enemy and spam your same shitty macros over and over; you actually have to put in a bit of effort. After 5 minutes though, it becomes a tenuous grindfest spamming the same 2-3 techniques over and over for hours on end just to rack up 5% exp towards your next level while you develop carpal tunnel. The financial aspect of the game is even worse. In the original maple era, you would grind for several hours to make enough money to get the items and weapons you need. Nowadays, equips you need automatically drop for you on occasion. However, like every MMO, unless you shed some of your wallet for in-game cash to buy l33t gear, you will be outclassed by every other player. | |||
Community wise, the game is made up mostly by underage weeaboo trash who drain even more of daddy's money so they can spend $30 to make their characters (under 300 pixels) look so kawaii~ (◕‿◕✿) through the Pay-to-win system known as the Cash Shop. In the first few years, Maple had an awesome laid back community. Sure, there were dickheads, as there are everywhere in this fucked up world. But in the [[lie|good old days]], people were pretty cool. That has entirely changed a decade later- most of the players are trolls, egotistical weeaboos, or fags from reddit. Like most MMOs, the community aspect of the game is garbage now, defeating the entire purpose of playing the genre. | |||
Maplestory is like your first girlfriend you made in Middle School that you really loved and got attached to. But she became a weeaboo feminist freak and you quickly lost interest in. She became nicer to you in order to suck you back in for your money, resulting in you binge-dating her for the next decade, never truly committing to her. | |||
In recent years, the game has been drastically reshaped, removing most of the original content and items, although said items still remain in oldfags inventories. We suggest you sell your OG gear for a fuckload of cash on the free market. | |||
In essence, MapleStory is an endless grind for damage numbers while you hear the same headache-inducing 2 minute song loop continuously for hours. | |||
==Community== | ==Community== | ||
[[File:Maplestorygameplay.gif|thumb|right|Gameplay sample]] | |||
To begin with, one of the worst parts of MapleStory is undoubtedly the community. MS holds (or rather, held, in a sense) the honor of being the only F2P game whose influence reaches across the world, and thus has <s>what [[some argue]] is</s> proven to be the worst MMORPG community ever, even worse than that of [[EVE Online]], [[World of Warcraft]] and [[RuneScape]] which are all inhabited by the lowest forms of life in the universe anyway. | To begin with, one of the worst parts of MapleStory is undoubtedly the community. MS holds (or rather, held, in a sense) the honor of being the only F2P game whose influence reaches across the world, and thus has <s>what [[some argue]] is</s> proven to be the worst MMORPG community ever, even worse than that of [[EVE Online]], [[World of Warcraft]] and [[RuneScape]] which are all inhabited by the lowest forms of life in the universe anyway. | ||
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The best case scenario for these gelatinous whiny fucktards is making <s>themselves</s> their [[Whore|parents]] bankrupt from spending their hard earned cash on absolutely fucking useless [[shit]]. The worst case scenario for them is to gracefully commit [[An_hero|hara-kiri]] in order to restore hope back to the human race. They slowly and monotonously click away at monsters gaining minuscule points wasting their life away like the scum they are. Anyone with a properly functioning brain knows not to play this game. | The best case scenario for these gelatinous whiny fucktards is making <s>themselves</s> their [[Whore|parents]] bankrupt from spending their hard earned cash on absolutely fucking useless [[shit]]. The worst case scenario for them is to gracefully commit [[An_hero|hara-kiri]] in order to restore hope back to the human race. They slowly and monotonously click away at monsters gaining minuscule points wasting their life away like the scum they are. Anyone with a properly functioning brain knows not to play this game. | ||
Not a day goes by on MapleStory where there isn't a microphone spammer making his brainlessness obvious to mankind (Let's face it. Most are just as stupid as him/her), or [[drama]] in between guilds, or even [[lulz|guild infighting]]. This carries over to the equally stupid forums and fansites that have sprung up from this beast. | |||
And worst of all, ''MapleStory undoubtedly holds the highest concentration of [[Wapanese]] of any MMO in the world''. Yes, moreso than [[Ragnarok Online]], [[World of Warcraft]], [[Everquest]], or any of those other piles of [[Bullshit|crap]]. | And worst of all, ''MapleStory undoubtedly holds the highest concentration of [[Wapanese]] of any MMO in the world''. Yes, moreso than [[Ragnarok Online]], [[World of Warcraft]], [[Everquest]], or any of those other piles of [[Bullshit|crap]]. | ||
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# You are now a piece of shit. | # You are now a piece of shit. | ||
[[Srsly]], [[Truth|that's what you'll be doing the majority of the time]]. Being 2D, the only thing you'll ever be able to do is stand next to a monster, hold whatever the fuck key your attack is on, and watch the screen like a [[retard]]. And stare at the screen at the screen you will, because it takes a long fucking time to level up. The highest level is | [[Srsly]], [[Truth|that's what you'll be doing the majority of the time]]. Being 2D, the only thing you'll ever be able to do is stand next to a monster, hold whatever the fuck key your attack is on, and watch the screen like a [[retard]]. And stare at the screen at the screen you will, because it takes a long fucking time to level up. The highest level is 250, but [[Ragequit|almost nobody reaches it]] because it takes [[over nine thousand]] hours to reach that. No, [[seriously]], [[Loser|10,000 hours is a generous estimate]]. | ||
[[Billy mays|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR]]!!1 | [[Billy mays|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR]]!!1 | ||
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Let's all take a look at the comments of the video. | Let's all take a look at the comments of the video. | ||
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<center>'''Real comment examples''' | <center>'''Real comment examples''' | ||
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==Classes== | ==Classes== | ||
When Maple came out, there were only four main classes; Thief, Bowman, Warrior, and Mage. These branched out to two or three offshoots, with only one or two of the three being good. However, as the game developed, NEXON flooded the game with dozens of new classes that vastly outperformed the core classes. Generally like any MMO, any class can absolutely rape 90% of the others if you waste $500 on godlike gear. Otherwise, you'll get fucked up the ass by the community's elite. | |||
===Admin=== | ===Admin=== | ||
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===Beginner=== | ===Beginner=== | ||
Now here is a class that truly deserves getting raped in the ass (Yes, all of them deserve this but this one really needs a good buttfuck). The worst class of all; even worse than a fucking bowman. You start on the noob island with weak-ass weapons, such as knives, clubs, and purses (further proof of faggotry: male characters can equip purses as weapons). You use them to attack beginner mobs like snails and [[drugs|mushrooms]]. Beginners get 3 shitty skills: speed boost for 10 seconds, health recovery for 10 seconds, or throw some snail shells for damage. People who are a beginner and are over lv20+ are either mules, or idiots who think they're cool for leveling up with no skills or good weapons/armor. They are known as [[retards|super-beginners]] or [[basement dweller|maple islanders]] (the beginning map's name). People even waste enough time to get to about level 120 or so with this class. They are known as [[fucktards|idiots]]. | Now here is a class that truly deserves getting raped in the ass (Yes, all of them deserve this but this one really needs a good buttfuck). The worst class of all; even worse than a fucking bowman. You start on the noob island with weak-ass weapons, such as knives, clubs, and purses (further proof of faggotry: male characters can equip purses as weapons). You use them to attack beginner mobs like snails and [[drugs|mushrooms]]. Beginners get 3 shitty skills: speed boost for 10 seconds, health recovery for 10 seconds, or throw some snail shells for damage. People who are a beginner and are over lv20+ are either mules, or idiots who think they're cool for leveling up with no skills or good weapons/armor. They are known as [[retards|super-beginners]] or [[basement dweller|maple islanders]] (the beginning map's name). People even waste enough time to get to about level 120 or so with this class. They are known as [[fucktards|idiots]]. Even as early as 2008, some autists from Taiwan managed to get to Lv 200 using only a beginner. | ||
Generally, the population of permaginners remains under [[9000]]. In the original days of Gayple, a subculture called "Islanders" existed where the goal was to never leave the noob island. The highest leveled mobs around were Mushrooms that granted only 15 xp. Somehow, people have managed to max their level using this setback, proving just how fucking autistic this game's community is. Get a life you crazy sod. | |||
As the game has evolved, so too have the amount of classes available. Thus, several different ways of being a beginner exist: | |||
*Explorer- the original 4/5 classes all start out as beginners until level 8/10. Choosing a beginner this way results in having no speed bonuses or multi-attack ability. Only [[hardcore]] autists choose this path anymore. | |||
*Aran- if you refuse to advance to your job when you create an Aran, you'll be able to strike multiple mobs, making your leveling a fuckload faster. | |||
KoC- Choose to be a Knight of Cygnus or whatever the fuck, and you'll be able to jolt around the map for low MP costs. | |||
Resistance- Choosing a beginner this way gives you some other bonus nobody gives a fuck about. | |||
===Warrior=== | ===Warrior=== | ||
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*You fuck shit up with your [[dick|long sword.]] | *You fuck shit up with your [[dick|long sword.]] | ||
*Advance to [[gay|SUPER FIGHTER]]! | *Advance to [[gay|SUPER FIGHTER]]! | ||
* | *Can't even count to 5. | ||
'''Spearman''' | '''Spearman''' | ||
*You stab things with [[penis|long pointy objects]]. | *You stab things with [[penis|long pointy objects]]. | ||
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*Able to throw shit (no srsly) but its a cash item so noone buys it. | *Able to throw shit (no srsly) but its a cash item so noone buys it. | ||
'''Bandit''' | '''Bandit''' | ||
*Gets to stab innocent woodland creatures with ancient, mystical, [[weeaboo|ninja]] powers. | *Gets to stab innocent woodland creatures with ancient, mystical, [[weeaboo|ninja]] powers,but fails ultimately cause they can't beat the warriors above, its like comparing the jocks to the wannabees. | ||
*Advances to guy who gets to blow shit up and [[rape|STAB]] | *Advances to guy who gets to blow shit up and [[rape|STAB]] some more, suggesting the al queda are weeaboos too. | ||
*Have incredible evasion at high levels, but still can't avoid the [[AIDS]]. | *Have incredible evasion at high levels, but still can't avoid the [[AIDS]]. | ||
* | *If you're playing this class, may god help you.... | ||
===Mage=== | ===Mage=== | ||
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*Advances to having a huge fucking ice attack that fucks the entire map up. These are the [[assholes|people]] that come into your map and [[rape|kill everything in a single blow]]. | *Advances to having a huge fucking ice attack that fucks the entire map up. These are the [[assholes|people]] that come into your map and [[rape|kill everything in a single blow]]. | ||
'''Fire/Poison Mage''' | '''Fire/Poison Mage''' | ||
*10 year old pyromaniacs and gothic assholes. | *10 year old pyromaniacs and gothic assholes. | ||
*The shittiest of the three mage classes. Telling them this will cause them to simultaneously [[shit bricks]] and start a massive [[lulz]]fest of flames. It is also the most annoying mage class due to their ability to [[eproctophilia|spread a large green cloud of gas and block everyone's vision]] in 3rd job. | *The shittiest of the three mage classes. Telling them this will cause them to simultaneously [[shit bricks]] and start a massive [[lulz]]fest of flames. It is also the most annoying mage class due to their ability to [[eproctophilia|spread a large green cloud of gas and block everyone's vision]] in 3rd job. This inevitably leads to [[13 year old boy]]s asking "WHO FARTED?1!" | ||
*Advances to [[shit_nobody_cares_about|Fire/Poison Arch mage]]. | *Advances to [[shit_nobody_cares_about|Fire/Poison Arch mage]] with even crappier skills that nobody but [[you]] should experience. | ||
'''Cleric''' | '''Cleric''' | ||
*One of the most useful [[whore|classes]] in the game. Every [[orgy|party]] needs a [[slut|healer]]. All clerics have to do is sit there and [[blow|heal]] all the other players. 90% of clerics are [[men|cute azn gurls]] that <b>are</b> <s>probably</s> [[truth|40 year old hairy men in real life.]] | *One of the most useful [[whore|classes]] in the game. Every [[orgy|party]] needs a [[slut|healer]]. All clerics have to do is sit there and [[blow|heal]] all the other players. 90% of clerics are [[men|cute azn gurls]] that <b>are</b> <s>probably</s> [[truth|40 year old hairy men in real life.]] | ||
*At their 3rd job advancement, they turn into [[rapist|Catholic Priests]] and use holy magicz from their [[satan|Maple God]] | *At their 3rd job advancement, they turn into [[rapist|Catholic Priests]] and use holy magicz from their [[satan|Maple God]]. | ||
*Has an ability that allows them to increase the experience gained in a party. This has caused many priests to stand in a safe spot (Nexon gave a big fuck you to these assholes by limiting the number of times you can spam a skill while hanging on a rope) and spam this move by holding down the button with a quarter or other weight. They can go [[afk]] like lazy | *Has an ability that allows them to increase the experience gained in a party. This has caused many priests to stand in a safe spot (Nexon gave a big fuck you to these assholes by limiting the number of times you can spam a skill while hanging on a rope) and spam this move by holding down the button with a quarter or other weight. They can go [[afk]] like the lazy sluts they are while the rest of the party actually plays [[the game]] in order to level. | ||
*Advances to <s>[[whore|super magic priest]]</s> the Pope!!1! | *Advances to <s>[[whore|super magic priest]]</s> the Pope, proving that it was a 40 year old man that you were talking dirty to at the age of 13!!1!!111 | ||
*40 year old hairy men choose this profession to flirt with other guys in Maple, especially while pretending to be a [[16 year old girl|16 year old]] [[azn]] chick. | *40 year old hairy men choose this profession to flirt with other guys in Maple, especially while pretending to be a [[16 year old girl|16 year old]] [[azn]] chick. | ||
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[[Image:Bowman.png|right|thumb|Typical [[emo|bowman]] crying because [[Pools closed|he couldn't close the pool]].]] | [[Image:Bowman.png|right|thumb|Typical [[emo|bowman]] crying because [[Pools closed|he couldn't close the pool]].]] | ||
'''Bowman''' | '''Bowman''' | ||
*Shittiest class in the game, excluding super-beginners, until level 120, not that they count anyways. [[Faggots|People]] say that they are the best class when high [[over_9000|level]] but by the time [[failure|you]] get there you've lost all your friends | *Shittiest class in the game, excluding super-beginners, until level 120, not that they count anyways. [[Faggots|People]] say that they are the best class when high [[over_9000|level]] but by the time [[failure|you]] get there you've lost all your friends,your family hates you and you're still living in your mom's basement at 40. There was a time that you could exploit the bows range to kill enemies far over your level, but they nerfed that because fuck you. | ||
*Advances to [[shit|nothing]]. | *Advances to [[shit|nothing]]. | ||
'''Crossbowman''' | '''Crossbowman''' | ||
*Slightly less shitty than bowman | *Slightly less shitty than bowman. | ||
* | *Slow as fuck, and will never improve. | ||
*Fags are often seen wishing they had picked a better job and begging for arrows. Poor maplefags. | *Fags are often seen wishing they had picked a better job and begging for arrows. Poor maplefags. | ||
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'''Gunslinger''' | '''Gunslinger''' | ||
* | [[File:Clearcho.png|thumb|The "Gunslinger" class]] | ||
*[[nigger|Shoots a gun]]. | |||
*Throws grenades. | *Throws grenades. | ||
*[[lol wut|Flys?]] | *[[lol wut|Flys?]] | ||
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*[[Eproctophilia|Wind archer]] | *[[Eproctophilia|Wind archer]] | ||
* | *[[nigger|Night Walker]], | ||
*or [[The Game|Thunder Breaker]]. | *or [[The Game|Thunder Breaker]]. | ||
These characters once turned out to be a huge waste of time and money, as KoCs maxed out at level 120. This means that they were utterly [[shit|worthless]] at any of the end-game [[Final Boss of the Internet|bosses]]. The only benefit is that your main character is stronger a little bit and your [[e-peen]] is slightly larger. [[Last Thursday|Recently]], the lv120 cap was removed, but KoCs and all other characters are vastly outpwn'd by any new classes. | |||
===[[Metroid|Aran]]=== | ===[[Metroid|Aran]]=== | ||
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===[[:File:DualBlade.jpg|DualBlade]]=== | ===[[:File:DualBlade.jpg|DualBlade]]=== | ||
A LIMITED EDITION class being tested by the [[gooks]] on the Korean server. A complete copy of the bandit class with [[faggot|flashier]] looking animations. Made entirely so Nexon can get more money since all the 4th Job skillbooks need to be bought in the cash shop. | <s> A LIMITED EDITION class being tested by the [[gooks]] on the Korean server.</s> Dualblades are now available for everyone, at anytime. A complete copy of the bandit class with [[faggot|flashier]] looking animations. Made entirely so Nexon can get more money since all the 4th Job skillbooks used to need to be bought in the cash shop. After much complaining, you can now just use the same skill books that use in game currency like every other class. | ||
===[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] Classes=== | ===[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] Classes=== | ||
The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] are the [[master race|ultimate class]] consisting of three [[jews|jobs]] located in some town in [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. You start off as a Jew but are quickly recruited by the [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] to help rid Germany of all the Nazis and prevent the [[Erection|resurrection]] of the [[Hitler|Black Magician]] | The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] are the [[master race|ultimate class]] consisting of three [[jews|jobs]] located in some town in [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. You start off as a Jew but are quickly recruited by the [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] to help rid Germany of all the Nazis and prevent the [[Erection|resurrection]] of the [[Hitler|Black Magician]]. | ||
'''Battle Mage''' | '''Battle Mage''' | ||
This job uses black [[magick|magic]] and shit. | This job uses black [[magick|magic]] and shit. Unusual as a mage class as they use STR as their primary stat. Nerfed HARD after a year of introduction to the point where it is one of the worst classes around. All that extra HP doesn't mean shit when you deal jack shit in damage. | ||
'''Wild Hunter''' | '''Wild Hunter''' | ||
Furfag job. You [[Fuck|ride]] a Jaguar the entire time while firing off [[cum|arrows]] at your enemies. | Furfag job. You [[Fuck|ride]] a Jaguar the entire time while firing off [[cum|arrows]] at your enemies. Fund them to deal overpowered game-breaking levels of damage endgame. | ||
'''[[Gurren Lagann|Mechanic]]''' | '''[[Gurren Lagann|Mechanic]]''' | ||
Extremely overpowered job that rides a MOTHER FUCKING MECH. [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|This job is all about doing the impossible and touching the untouchable. One of the first skills you get goddamn drill attack.]] Fuck. The best of the resistance classes because their instructor is Pedobear. | Extremely overpowered job that rides a MOTHER FUCKING MECH. [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|This job is all about doing the impossible and touching the untouchable. One of the first skills you get goddamn drill attack.]] Fuck. The best of the resistance classes because their instructor is Pedobear. | ||
===Legends Update=== | |||
In an effort for Nexon to pocket more money like the jews they are, in 2012, they released 3 new classes that have the weeaboo meter hit the fucking ceiling. Fortunately for [[You|You]], this little shits will get their cum-filled anuses [[Never|nerfed]]. | |||
'''[[Vampire|Demon slayer]]''' | |||
A shitty reskin of the warrior class with daddy issues and sexually conflicted. Used by [[Emo]] [[Faggots]] because the flashy [[Weeaboo|dark]] effects are just compensation for no penis. Provides up to 20% bonus damage for all characters once it hits lv210 making this character played not just by newfags and edgy weeaboo gits. | |||
'''[[Slavery|Canonneer]]''' | |||
As if the Mech didn't satisfy these greedy faggots enough, the jews at nexon introduced this shitpile of gunpowder and fail. It uses its [[dick|hand cannon]] to fire shit at enemies. Overpowered as hell in the early levels, but useless like a box of blondes in the end. Comes with a flying [[Nigger|chimp]] slave. At 5th job level, allows you to fire your lazars, calling in ICBM strikes, and summoning extremely giant bullets to trigger leftists. | |||
'''[[Benz|Mercedes]]''' | |||
Still has the same kind of fail as bowmen but named after a car, except they use [[MLP|Fucking unicorns]] in their skills. Only [[You|You]] would play this class. She starts off with a boyfriend, but loses his D when her MLP obsession got out of hand. Tales have been told that people who played this class would remain a virgin, but you will always be a virgin so you don't have to worry. Grants a permanent 5~20% exp bonus to all your characters- the only reason anyone plays this class. Male characters of this class are infamous for looking almost exactly same as the cocksucker aryan girl variant. | |||
===Renegades=== | |||
Since the Legends classes got [[Hipster|out of style]] Nexon made two new classes even | |||
shittier than ever. And as always, the newfags bandwagon this shit like wildfire. | |||
'''Jett''' | |||
Re-skinned [[nigger|gunslinger]] while adding a dash of star trek faggotry. The skillset of this pile of fail was supposed to be planned to balance the | |||
already shitty pirate class, but Nexon trolled everyone by making a new class. It's basically the same fucking thing. | |||
'''Phantom''' | |||
The only lulz-worthy class to play with. Uses a fucking pimp-cane and cards to attack, [[lulz|but has the ability of stealing other people's skills, rendering parties useless.]] Starts weak in the first job, but the second job onward will prison rape you like mad. One of the 5 Legendary hero classes. | |||
===Tempest=== | |||
People have been bitching about Phantoms ass raping them in popular training spots. Instead of solving the problem, NEXON released 3 new classes of pure faggotry. | |||
'''Luminous''' | |||
Yet another fucking rehash of the mage class, luminous spams emo darkness attacks or gay rays of light until his orb is fully purple or blue in which case he fires his lazars. Slow as fuck to play, but has godlike mobbing skills later on. | |||
'''Kaiser''' | |||
What would you get if you could combine the emoness of the Demon Slayer and Aran class? Well, I got the answer: Kaiser- the rehashed warrior class that's every furfags wet dream! This lame ass class has wings and a tail and can transform into a dragon, allowing sexually confused furfags to fap extra hard to their character as the characters design has the "best of both worlds". | |||
'''Angelic Buster''' | |||
Yet again NEXON just proves how queer they are. They created yet another rehash of the [[nigger|gunslinger]] class, but not only that- they made this slut have flashy girly sailor moon powers. Weeaboos of all ages will enjoy fapping to this bitch...the only thing she's missing now is Rule 34... Strike that, [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/MapleStory/1 even that exists now]. | |||
===Sengoku=== | |||
Surprisingly, this stupid ass game still going strong, as poor excuse of a company NEXON is drawing in 60 million bucks a year off this game. Probably because weeaboo faggots won't stop jerking off to angelic buster porn and their uber-kawaii :3 characters but whatever. | |||
And so the Japanese pedo masses begged and jerked in a massive circle for months on their lame excuse of a forum until NEXON finally unleashed from the depths of their asshole | |||
a horrible once-region locked "exclusive" class series to the masses. (Ironic right?) | |||
'''Kanna''' | |||
A half assed class that has a loli running around and summoning trolls and fur fags to fight for her. She would've been a lulz worthy class but failed cause she's rule 34 material, and a furfag. She has the special ability to rapidly increase spawn rates of mobs, making players of her highly sought out. The major downside is that you'll almost always die in one or two hits and you look like a faggot or slut. | |||
'''Hayato''' | |||
The second Jap class NEXON shat out into the public restroom at IKEA, last thursday. Its pretty much another gay love child of Demon Slayer and Aran that should've been aborted along with Kaiser. Has shit damage in late-game so don't waste your time on this character. | |||
===[[Sonic|Unlimited/Sonicfags Unleashed]]=== | |||
Due to the overload of furfags and weeaboos from the previous classes, NEXON attempted to get the Emo and Star Trek losers back into their shitty ass game. However, they failed | |||
horribly as they just brought more furfags with the misleading title "Unleashed" where Sonic fags would think of their stupid ass game "Sonic Unleashed" and fap to the idea of it while giving more money to the gooks at NEXON. Nevertheless NEXON will continue to fail no matter how many electric boggaloos they create. | |||
'''[[Hitler|Xenon]]''' | |||
The failed attempt of trying to reclaim the Star Trek fags into Nexon's shitty game. He has a [[Adam Lanza|bowl cut]] and uses a taser whip used by Hitler, suggesting gook supremacy to the White man and jews, but they fail to realize how small they are. He rehashes the Pirate and Thief class, both at once! They sure aren't running out of ideas. /sarcasm | |||
'''[[Cutting|Demon Avenger]]''' | |||
The sexually conflicted Emo faggot that was supposed to rake in tons of dough for North Korea is back! And with more daddy issues than ever! This time, he uses HP to attack rather | |||
than his nonexistent penis. Meaning he cuts himself to hurt others, but fails miserably like every Emo faggot who thinks people give a fuck about their cuts. He'll have a fuckload of HP to utilize, and does godlike damage at all level ranges, funded or unfunded, making this similar to the Hunter class in WoW in that every fucking newfag will start with one due to the absence of difficulty or strategy. | |||
====[[period|R.E.D]]==== | |||
Just when NEXON was going to [[an hero]] themselves with the amount of shitty content and [[truth|fuck ups]], they decided to release one more [[nail in the coffin|update]] called [[period|RED]]. This, of course, created even more classes since obviously 500 unoriginal classes aren't enough for people. | |||
'''[[jesus|Zero]]''' | |||
Literally Jesus of the game- not kidding. The cocksuckers back at North Korea literally imported Jesus into the game. You have the option of switching between regular Jesus and Jesus with boobs which seems to be some kind of shitty fan fiction you can find on a 16 year old girls tumblr blog. Zero starts at Lv100 and you can do the local quests up until 180 if you waste $ for the 2x quest coupons. However, the class is a pain in the ass to figure out and is time restricted. | |||
'''[[furry|Beast Tamer]]''' | |||
Just when you though the last updates misleading title of "Unleashed" that drew in all of the sonic fur fags wasn't enough, you would be glad to know that there is an actual furry class that you can play as. And you thought Kaiser was ridiculous. She's another rehash of the Mage and can summon a Bear that fucks up a table, a nigger, [[ugly|a super kawaii desuuu]] cat and Nicki Minaj. | |||
'''[[nigga|Eunwol/Shade]]''' | |||
The class that really doesn't exist and nobody actually gave a fuck about. No, really. That's his story line. | |||
====[[Death|Reboot]]==== | |||
After the gooks saw their profits go down by over [[9000|9 trillion percent]], they finally decided to stop being such a kikey company and created a new world called Reboot, where all the [[faggots|old maplers]] and people who hate jews go to play. But before the server went up, they made a [[lol|lulzy]] attempt at trying to steal weeaboo money by making meso sacks that can be bought with their jew gold. The weeaboo's on the forum obviously cried like a | |||
spoiled 16 year old girl without her IPhone and Jewxon removed the ball sack. After that Nexon became a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy]], But quickly became jewish again by releasing another stupid ass class. | |||
'''[[Physics|Kinesis]]''' | |||
Another stupid ass rehash of the mage since 500 rehashes of a class that dies in one hit clearly isn't enough. To appeal to the weeaboos, the gooks made a cliche [[ugly|bishounen]] but with superpowers!1!111111111! He can chuck a train with his mind or some shit, his main weapon is a gay ass bracelet that limits his powers which makes as much sense as fighting with a gun with its safety on. Currently godlike, but will likely get nerfed hard. | |||
==Nexon== | ==Nexon== | ||
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[[Image:Cashshop.jpg|right|thumb|Waste your money here!]] | [[Image:Cashshop.jpg|right|thumb|Waste your money here!]] | ||
NX Cash, or [[shit nobody cares about|Nexon Cash]], is what you get when you spend IRL money [[Dumbass|on a free game]]. All [[Fucktard|spoiled]], MapleStory-addicted children who are lucky enough to get ahold of their mommy's or daddy's credit cards/PayPal information, will blow [[at least 100|hundreds]] of dollars per month on NX. This is used to buy worthless [[shit]] in MapleStory's Cash Shop system. The only purpose of these items is to make their character look [[Homosexual|super spechul]], and disappear after 90 days so as to get you to spend more. One thousand NX is one U.S. [[Lioncash|dollar]], meaning you are wasting five dollars just to change the color of your eyes, which are actually made up of 3 pixels. | NX Cash, or [[shit nobody cares about|Nexon Cash]], is what you get when you spend IRL money [[Dumbass|on a free game]]. All [[Fucktard|spoiled]], MapleStory-addicted children who are lucky enough to get ahold of their mommy's or daddy's credit cards/PayPal information, will blow [[at least 100|hundreds]] of dollars per month on NX. This is used to buy worthless [[shit]] in MapleStory's Cash Shop system. The only purpose of these items is to make their character look [[Homosexual|super spechul]], and disappear after 90 days so as to get you to spend more. One thousand NX is one U.S. [[Lioncash|dollar]], meaning you are wasting five dollars just to change the color of your eyes, which are actually made up of 3 pixels. If it wasn't bad enough, your twelve dollar shit goes away within three months. Permanent NX items exist, which people sell on the marketplace for over 200 million mesos- which is the equivalent to 100k meso back in the old days. | ||
Such items include: | Such items include: | ||
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[[Image:Kiaylowhore03.jpg|left|thumb|[[Asking for it|Typical whore asking for it]]]] | [[Image:Kiaylowhore03.jpg|left|thumb|[[Asking for it|Typical whore asking for it]]]] | ||
Like [[Gaia online|Gaia Online]] - there are many [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] that buy [[drugs|crack and teh meth]] that can't afford their own Neckson Kash! OH NOEZ!!! WHAT WILL I DO 4 SUM NX??? [[Loser|When even attempts at stealing mommy and daddy's credit card fails ...]] they turn to [[whore|whoring]] themselves out for [[rape|NX]]. Don't even think about getting a [[tits or gtfo|titty shot]], since [[Rules of the Internet|Rule 32 of the Internets]] is [[Fact|factual]] in stating that there are no girls online so any female wanting NX is actually a [[pedophile|13 yr old boy wanting some surprise buttsecks]]! | Like [[Gaia online|Gaia Online]] - there are many [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] that buy [[drugs|crack and teh meth]] that can't afford their own Neckson Kash! OH NOEZ!!! WHAT WILL I DO 4 SUM NX??? [[Loser|When even attempts at stealing mommy and daddy's credit card fails ...]] they turn to [[whore|whoring]] themselves out for [[rape|NX]]. Don't even think about getting a [[tits or gtfo|titty shot]], since [[Rules of the Internet|Rule 32 of the Internets]] is [[Fact|factual]] in stating that there are no girls online so any female wanting NX is actually a [[pedophile|13 yr old boy wanting some surprise buttsecks]]! | ||
{{Clear}} | |||
==Common phrases in MapleStory== | ==Common phrases in MapleStory== | ||
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[[Image:Racist maple.JPG|right|thumb|[[Niggers]] are a popular target for ridicule in Maple Story.]] | [[Image:Racist maple.JPG|right|thumb|[[Niggers]] are a popular target for ridicule in Maple Story.]] | ||
[[Image:Racist maple2.JPG|right|thumb|Even moar evidence of [[racism]].]] | [[Image:Racist maple2.JPG|right|thumb|Even moar evidence of [[racism]].]] | ||
*[[Fag|Gay]] | *[[Fag|Gay]] | ||
*[[Bitch]] | *[[Bitch]] | ||
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*[[rape|Grape]] | *[[rape|Grape]] | ||
*[[sperm|Whisper me]] | *[[sperm|Whisper me]] | ||
*[[butt]] | |||
*[[ass]] - Any word with 'ass' in it, such as Class, Bass, Glass, Brass, etc | |||
*[[weeaboo|Japan]] | *[[weeaboo|Japan]] | ||
*[[Hitler]] (What was WW2, anyway?) | *[[Hitler]] (What was WW2, anyway?) | ||
*[[Cock|C8]] | *[[Cock|C8]] | ||
*[[Pedobear]] | *[[Pedobear]] | ||
* | *[[Nigger]] | ||
*Fish Tank | *Fish Tank | ||
*Pigs | *Pigs | ||
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*Often players will drop rare items by themselves so they can show off and be [[faggots]]. While they are doing this, snatch their crap, and when they ask,"GIVE BACK!", tell them they are stupid faggots and deserve to get their items snatched. | *Often players will drop rare items by themselves so they can show off and be [[faggots]]. While they are doing this, snatch their crap, and when they ask,"GIVE BACK!", tell them they are stupid faggots and deserve to get their items snatched. | ||
*Go into the wedding area, Amoria, and spam "LOOKING FOR PQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" repeatedly. | *Go into the wedding area, Amoria, and spam "LOOKING FOR PQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" repeatedly. | ||
*Go into the [[Lies|Free]] Market, and spam "B> Fame | *Go into the [[Lies|Free]] Market, and spam "B> Fame 1mill fame then trade me@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@". Then, go into Menu > Game Options and turn off trade requests. Continue spamming. Butthurt noobs will stand on you and claim that you scam. When that happens, change channels and continue spamming. | ||
*Spam trade/party invites as much as possible. | *Spam trade/party invites as much as possible. | ||
*Make fun of asians, this will result in the [[300|thousand nations of the asian empire descending upon you]], [[Srsly]]. | *Make fun of asians, this will result in the [[300|thousand nations of the asian empire descending upon you]], [[Srsly]]. | ||
*Spam on megaphones (or anywhere near a crowd of people, word spreads quickly amongst the [[nazi|maplers]]) how much you dislike anime, preferably Naruto or any anime on adult swim. | *Spam on megaphones (or anywhere near a crowd of people, word spreads quickly amongst the [[nazi|maplers]]) how much you dislike anime, preferably Naruto or any anime on adult swim. | ||
*Call someone a [[n00b]] despite the fact you might be 20-30 levels lower than that person. Also, calling someone with a srsly high level a [[hacker]] generally leads to their [[orgy|guild]] threatening to kill you irl. [http:// | *Call someone a [[n00b]] despite the fact you might be 20-30 levels lower than that person. Also, calling someone with a srsly high level a [[hacker]] generally leads to their [[orgy|guild]] threatening to kill you irl. [http://archive.fo/5nomC Bonus points for doing it on a shitty fan-forum]. | ||
*Repeatedly ask "MESAR PL0X?!?!" to anyone that walks by, and don't stop until that person [[An hero|logs off]]. | *Repeatedly ask "MESAR PL0X?!?!" to anyone that walks by, and don't stop until that person [[An hero|logs off]]. | ||
*B>(buy) all the shit you can see and destroy it all, inflating the e-conomy. | *B>(buy) all the shit you can see and destroy it all, inflating the e-conomy. | ||
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*Take off all your gear and [[Whore|beg]] for mesos/[[Sandwich|gear]]/[[Lmaonade|potions]]--proceed to play like this until someone [[Gullible|generous]] comes along. | *Take off all your gear and [[Whore|beg]] for mesos/[[Sandwich|gear]]/[[Lmaonade|potions]]--proceed to play like this until someone [[Gullible|generous]] comes along. | ||
*Make up sentences which includes Nexon, Wizet, GM's etc. For example, azn chinks eats dogs! Niggers stinks of shit, you cant tell the difference! | *Make up sentences which includes Nexon, Wizet, GM's etc. For example, azn chinks eats dogs! Niggers stinks of shit, you cant tell the difference! | ||
*Diss every popular anime you can think of, especially Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, and Sword Art Online. Most maplers are oversensitive entry-level weeaboos. | |||
*[[????]] | *[[????]] | ||
*[[PROFIT!]] | *[[PROFIT!]] | ||
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===[[Teabagging|Use Your Sack]]=== | ===[[Teabagging|Use Your Sack]]=== | ||
One of the gloriously [[fail|undocumented]] features in this game | One of the gloriously [[fail|undocumented]] features in this game long ago was the random appearance of items with names like '''[[nigger|Black Sack]]''', '''[[Aspergers|Different Sack]]''', and '''[[Tentacle rape|Monster Sack]]'''. As it turns out, their only purpose is to spontaneously spawn a certain type and number of deadly creatures wherever the sack master is standing. You could dress up your character to look like the other [[n00bs]], stand in a crowd of 20 people, and [[for the lulz|unleash monsters]] on them while they are AFK or trying to heal. Either that, or use it on one AFK pro, and when he comes back, get your popcorn ready for the butthurt. Sadly, these items along with most of the OG maple data was removed from the game long, long ago. | ||
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==A regular mapler== | ==A regular mapler== | ||
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<youtube>nKydGUYWf6U</youtube> | <youtube>nKydGUYWf6U</youtube> | ||
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==What Maplers boner to== | ==What Maplers boner to== | ||
A lot of | A lot of research shows that maplers are immature freaks that boner over pixels and lost audio(look at the comments). And they somehow find this funny. | ||
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|<youtube>3ePfJfvgyqk</youtube><br>Behold porn to all of the weeaboos and faggots on their game}} | |||
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==MapleStory 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]?== | ==MapleStory 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]?== | ||
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*GMship. Kill every [[Fag]] for no reason at all. | *GMship. Kill every [[Fag]] for no reason at all. | ||
*UFJ. [[YOU'RE A BIRD!|Fly]] around a map because apparently, to Private Server players, that's fun. | *UFJ. [[YOU'RE A BIRD!|Fly]] around a map because apparently, to Private Server players, that's fun. | ||
*Stable server. Disconnect every 5 minutes. | *Stable server. Disconnect every 5 minutes instaed of the usual 3. | ||
*Custom .wz files. So the perverted server owners can [[shoop]] tits and [[Dicks Everywhere|dicks onto everything]]. Then make you redownload the entire game before you can [[fap|play]]. | *Custom .wz files. So the perverted server owners can [[shoop]] tits and [[Dicks Everywhere|dicks onto everything]]. Then make you redownload the entire game before you can [[fap|play]]. | ||
*[[AIDS|Lag]]. | *[[AIDS|Lag]]. | ||
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===Jamie J. Fitzgerald=== | ===Jamie J. Fitzgerald=== | ||
Lloyd Korn's [[waifu]]. Another one of Nexon's legal pigs. [[Dox]] can be found [http://forum.ragezone.com/f425/jamie-j-fitzgerald-doxd-610145/ here.] | Lloyd Korn's [[waifu]]. Another one of Nexon's legal pigs. [[Dox]] can be found [http://forum.ragezone.com/f425/jamie-j-fitzgerald-doxd-610145/ here.] | ||
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==Donald Trump== | |||
[[File:MapleStory Donald Trump.png|thumb|right|Liberal gets triggered by the sight of our god emperor]] | |||
Gayplestory's world is often directly influenced by the IRL, featuring stylized variants of places like [[Singapore]] and [[Japan]]. Similarly, they feature characters that often directly replicate real people. One of the characters was "Donald", who replaced the original package deliverer. Donald was obviously a homage to [[Donald Trump]], a douchebag real estate mogul who managed to become the president of the United States, polarizing and dividing the world in the process. Maplestory bitched out and removed the character from their game around the [[2016 Election]]s. They did this to avoid liberal whores thinking they side with Trump and potentially neglecting the greedy gooks of thousands of little kids' parents shekels. | |||
Back in 2012 around the [[2012 Election]], MapleStory featured an in-game election pitting Obongo against [[Mitt Romney]]. You could gain a gay little balloon with the symbol of each party on them. Obviously this caused the 20% of the community that weren't liberal fags to initiate a civil war in game, causing the autism of thousands of little azn nerds. | |||
[[File:Maplestory - Package Grabber Donald.png|center|600px]] | |||
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==August 13th, 2017 - Nexon Destroys Their Own Game== | |||
[[Image:Maplestory_-_Nexon_Destroys_Their_Own_Game.png|thumb|Boy they really didn't think this through too well, did they?]] | |||
Nexon got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to have an event where you simply log in, do absolutely nothing continuously for hours on end and in return you're magically gifted with a chance of racking up Cash Shop currency. Essentially no different than giving players actual money. Yes, you heard that right, Nexon created an event where they basically gave their players FREE MONEY simply for STAYING LOGGED IN! | |||
Doesn't take a Nexon rocket scientist to figure out what happened next as people started flooding the game with thousands of new accounts to continually rape the system for free money. This bogged down the entire system to the point where the game became literally unplayable, to the point where servers like Reboot wouldn't even let you log in! And even on the lesser populated servers the system became so overwhelmed that simply moving from one map to another would result in the entire game crashing. | |||
In true Nexon fashion though, the stupidity didn't end there, oh no, not by a long shot! Many players, obviously frustrated began contacting Nexon for "support", by which I mean the support staff brazenly claimed that the problem was entirely on the players end and that the servers were, quite literally, infallible. This of course infuriated players even further who then attempted to argue with Nexon "support" staff, which in turn led to entire swaths of players being perma-banned from using their "support" system. | |||
And nothing of value was lost... | |||
[[Image:Maplestory_-_Nexon_Destroys_Their_Own_Game_Blames_Players.png|center]] | |||
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==Maple Memes== | |||
Probably the only real entertaining part of the game is playing "Spot The Meme". The crazy Koreans who make the game pretty well don't give one rats ass about copyrights and as such run around ripping off EVERYTHING imaginable and using it in the game as a means of compensating for their incredible lack of good story telling. You literally cannot move in this game without tripping over some randomly integrated bit of mainstream and non-mainstream media. From memes to media references this game gropes the grundies of popular culture whilst poppin a chubby in the cherry of any chaste media property they can legally pork under the pretense of performing a pathetic parody. | |||
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Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Koopa.png | |||
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Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Forever_Alone_-_01.png | |||
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File:Maplestory Troll Character.jpg|Typical reddit fag | |||
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Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Les_Mis.png | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Ponies.png | |||
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{{cg| | ==Galleries== | ||
===General=== | |||
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Image:MapleStoryGraffiti.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Typical graffiti]] | Image:MapleStoryGraffiti.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Typical graffiti]] | ||
Image:Lolnpc.jpg|Typical NPC | Image:Lolnpc.jpg|Typical NPC | ||
Image:Kiaylowhore01.jpg|[[Kill it with fire|Typical NX whore]] | Image:Kiaylowhore01.jpg|[[Kill it with fire|Typical NX whore]] | ||
Image:An_hero's_gladius.jpg|Maplestory supports [[An hero|an heroes]] | Image:An_hero's_gladius.jpg|Maplestory supports [[An hero|an heroes]] | ||
Image:Hatfuck.png|leik omg fanart is sooo [[Wapanese|sugoi <3]] | |||
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File:Maplestory Hitler Clan.jpg|An old troll clan from 2006. RIP ;~; | |||
File:Maplestory Free VS Paid.gif|MapleStory is pay to win, just like every other FTP evar. | |||
File:Maplestory Cubing.jpg|Being powerful in MS nowadays requires you to pour literally hundreds of dollars on "Cubes" so that you can re-roll your gear to not suck as much. | |||
File:Maplestory Hacker In Maple.jpeg|Expect to find hax0r bots on literally 90% of maps nowadays. GMs as usual are nowhere to be found. | |||
File:Maplestory 2nd Job Oldfag.jpg|Maplestory took like 5 years to release 3rd and 4th jobs. Most players were weaklings in comparison to now. | |||
File:Maplestory Same.png | |||
File:Maple School Shooter.png | |||
File:MyMaplestoryCharacters.png | |||
File:Maplestory Night Lords.jpg | |||
File:Maple Adolf A Good Person.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Old Defame.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory I'm Not Hitler.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Jump Quests.jpg|The bane of many oldfags | |||
File:Maplestory Oldfags.jpg|Only ancientfags remember when Perion was the main trading area. Oldfags still remember when this game even had a population. | |||
File:Maplestory MAGA.jpg | |||
File:Maple Shooters.png | |||
File:Best nigger battle ever.gif | |||
File:Maple Nigguh steal.jpg | |||
File:Maple Farm GNAA.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Ban Assault Cannons.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Is Jewish.jpg | |||
File:Maple Christmas 2016 14-88 Heil Hitler.jpg|Christmas 2016. 14/88! | |||
File:Maplestory Characters.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Fame.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory we r pirets.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Profane Language Ban.png|Apparently saying "Nigger" can get you b& | |||
File:Maplestory shipreckt.jpg | |||
File:Maple WW3 Soon.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Weeb Shoop.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Rape Items.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Friend Aspect.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Player Man.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory School Shooting.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory School Shooting 2 SamHydE.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Noob Old.jpg|This picture from 2005 showcases the fact that a level 20+ character was an oldfag. Now, even level 200 is considered noob-tier. | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Along_Came_A_Rape_Spider.png|Along comes [[A RAPE SPIDER]]! | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Butt_Is_Ready.png | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Babyfurs.png|Every shade of sexual deviancy can be found in this sordid game. | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Horiffying.png | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Bathroom.png|You can only use the bathroom once a day. | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Dog_Gun.png | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Clubbing_Baby_Seals.png|The only game that lets you club baby seals! | |||
File:Maplestory_-_No_Jews.png | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Jesus_Christ_What_The_Serious_Fuck.png|WHAT IN THE SERIOUS FUCK IS THAT?! | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Ion_Dildozer.png|Ion Dildozer | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Dildo_Batteries.png | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Buying_Friends.png|How to buy friends. | |||
File:Maplestory Old Screenshot.jpg|Old ass screenshot | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Pay_To_Win.png|Rule Number One:<br>Nexon lies. | |||
File:Maplestory_-_SRS_GAWD_DAMN_BUSINESS.png|Maplestory is srs gawd damn business! | |||
File:Maplestory_Serious_God_Damn_Business.png|Oh shi- look out, we got a bad ass over here! | |||
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===Rule 34=== | |||
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File:MapleSucc.gif|How to make mesos | |||
File:MapleAnal.png|Maple girls LOVE anal sex! | |||
File:MapleBarFuck.gif|Making ends meet. | |||
File:Maplestory Cumming.gif|[[I came]] | |||
Image:Maplestoryrule34.JPG|[[Rule 34|Rule 34 is never wrong.]] | |||
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Image:Picture043.jpg|[[Rule 34|NO EXCEPTIONS]] | |||
File:MaplePurpSex.gif | |||
File:MapleHeartPurp.gif | |||
File:Maplestory Secks22.jpg|8 year olds probably try to jack off to this | |||
File:MapleMushroomRape.gif | |||
File:MapleMushroom34.png | |||
File:MapleBlazeWizard.jpeg | |||
File:MapleBlazeSucc.jpeg | |||
File:MapleEllina.gif | |||
File:Tentacle.gif | |||
File:MaplePCrape.gif | |||
File:MaplePoliceChick.jpeg | |||
File:MapleMushroomdick.jpg | |||
File:MapleGrills.jpeg | |||
File:MapleSlimeSmex.jpg | |||
File:MaplePirateGinseng.png | |||
File:MaplePerion.gif | |||
File:MapleSkullgirlpoundthatpussy.jpeg | |||
File:MaplePirateroom.gif | |||
File:MapleUm.png | |||
File:MaplePaleGhost.gif | |||
File:Maple348.gif | |||
File:Maplefellatio.jpeg | |||
File:MapleNude.png | |||
File:MapleBowman.gif | |||
File:MapleEvanClass.jpg|The Evan class. | |||
File:Maplestory2.jpg|Maplestory 2 gameplay | |||
File:MapleJapArea.gif | |||
File:MapleBowsex.gif | |||
File:MapleMai.gif | |||
File:Mapleslime.jpg | |||
File:MapleFM.gif | |||
File:MapleFM2.gif | |||
File:MapleSomeHouse.gif | |||
File:Rule34maple.jpeg | |||
File:MapleSlutFuck.gif | |||
File:MapleQuotes.png | |||
File:MapleBlueHair.png | |||
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===Trolling=== | |||
{{cg|Trolling|3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Maplestory Trolling.PNG|Trolling the average [[fag|MapleStory Player]] is easy. | Image:Maplestory Trolling.PNG|Trolling the average [[fag|MapleStory Player]] is easy. | ||
Image:Maple_hentai_1.png | Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Blocking_Jump_Quests.png|Blocking jump quests. | ||
Image:Animated_maple_hentai.gif | Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Shops.png | ||
Image:Maple_tits.jpg | Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Pooping_On_People_-_01.png|Pooping on players. | ||
Image:Bouncier.gif | Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Pooping_On_People_-_02.png | ||
< | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Pooping_On_People_-_03.png|Thar be a shit storm a brewin! | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Pooping_On_People_-_04.png | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Trolling_-_Pooping_On_People_-_05.png|Getting ready to "unload". | |||
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===Pedophillia=== | |||
{{cg|Pedo Story|4|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_The_Actual_Correct_Answer.png | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Pedos_-_01.png | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Pedos_-_02.png | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Pedos_-_03.png | |||
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|}} | |||
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<!--Image:Maple_hentai_1.png--> | |||
<!--Image:Animated_maple_hentai.gif--> | |||
<!--Image:Maple_tits.jpg--> | |||
<!--Image:Bouncier.gif--> | |||
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<!--Image:Ninja_boobgrab.jpg|Typical Maple skill.--> | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://maplestory.nexon.net/ Main site.] Download at your own risk. | *[http://maplestory.nexon.net/ Main site.] Download at your own risk. | ||
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6512492484730093887 MapleStory commercial, which actually has more to do about pedophilia than MapleStory]. | *<s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6512492484730093887 MapleStory commercial, which actually has more to do about pedophilia than MapleStory].</s> | ||
*[http://www.basilmarket.com/ Maplefag forum/action site. It shall be noted that even lame trolling attempts here are successful.] | *[http://www.basilmarket.com/ Maplefag forum/action site. It shall be noted that even lame trolling attempts here are successful.] | ||
*[http://www.sleepywood.net/forum/ Faggy Forum full of pretentious faggots that take the game and themselves way too seriously, so trolling isn't very hard at all. Touchy Subject + The Burning Zone + Controversial POV = Successful troll every time.] | *[https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20080328075922/http://www.sleepywood.net:80/forum/ Faggy Forum full of pretentious faggots that take the game and themselves way too seriously, so trolling isn't very hard at all. Touchy Subject + The Burning Zone + Controversial POV = Successful troll every time.] | ||
*[http:// | *<s>[http://undiespatrol.co.cc/index.php Horrible Eurofag forum full of faggots pretending to be cool IRL(EarthShaker) or pretending to be trolls(M33rkat)]</s> | ||
*[http://forum.nexoneu.com/NXEU.aspx?g=topics&f=4 Official forum for eurofags.It's fun to troll them until someone cries and sues you] | *<s>[http://forum.nexoneu.com/NXEU.aspx?g=topics&f=4 Official forum for eurofags.It's fun to troll them until someone cries and sues you]</s> | ||
===Cheat Codes=== | |||
Why spend 200 hours slowly grinding to make 100 million mesos, when you can shell out 10 bucks to get 5 billion? Note: Using these sites may get you b&, or you might be targeted to be [[pwn|hacked]]. You will also need to put up with creepy gooks from Korea who speak with broken english and will always take too fucking long to get the cash to you. | |||
[ | *[http://www.ms4mesos.com/ MS4 Mesos] | ||
*[http://www.ogpal.com/Maple-Story-US-Mesos OG Pal] | |||
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