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[[File: | [[File:5PHOBOS6U.jpg|center|thumb|658px|<center><BIG>'''Phobos'''</BIG></center>]] | ||
[[File:PhobosART.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Phobos creates beautiful artwork]] | |||
[[File:GreyTheme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Original EDF user.]] | |||
[[File:TOPTWITTERTROLL1.png|thumb|right|300px|Phobos trolling well respected lawyers]] | |||
'''Phobos''' is a "tryhard" <b>lol where's your chan now fuckheads</b>, a pretty princess, and, among users who are THE LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS, a [[Sephiroth]] clone. She is {{archive|Cl9Hf|described}} as "the beautiful, androgynous Aryan queen of IRC". Don't you fucking <b>forget it</b>. After building an [[USI|epic internet reputation]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (later [[OhInternet]]) she decided to wreck half the chans on the Internet (whatsup weeaboos). Former member of #RustleLeague, GNAA, and [[dongforce]]. Labeled an Internet terrorist by [[Randi Harper]], [[Laurelai]], and [[Gamergate]]. Guilty of compromising numerous twitter accounts, deviantART profiles, and making your girlfriend insecure about her looks. Known for participation in IRC wars, Twitter d0xing, being BFFs with [[Meepsheep]], and never banning anyone on WTFux IRC. | |||
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'''Phobos''' is a "tryhard" <b>lol where's your chan now | |||
Believe it or [[not]], Phobos [[lie|claims]] to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. [[Obvious|She is currently "unemployed"]]; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom. | Believe it or [[not]], Phobos [[lie|claims]] to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. [[Obvious|She is currently "unemployed"]]; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom. | ||
<b>STATUS:</b> Not banned from everything. Guess I'm too hardcore fgt. | |||
===Current Whereabouts=== | |||
Phobos can be found on many ircd's proceeding to fuck all your shit up. irc.wtfux.net #ed Come the fuck at me bro.<br> | |||
HARDCHATS<br> | |||
HARDCHATS<br> | |||
HARDCHATS<br><br> | |||
<s>Im also on twitter you shitnerds: <b>PERMANENTLY BANNED IN 24 HOURS</b></s> | |||
{{clear}} | |||
==From Humble Beginnings== | ==From Humble Beginnings== | ||
[[file:Rainbowheart.gif|thumb|200px| | [[file:Rainbowheart.gif|thumb|200px|right|VD April 2011]] | ||
Phobos wasn't always the [[faggot|badass, epic trolling glam rocker]] we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his [[E-penis|internet reputation]] on hardcore underground sites like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (also, {{archive|sFtwE|OhInternet}}). Has done incredibly important things like [[VD|write numerous]] [[AOTN]]. Peruse her masterful writing: | |||
Phobos wasn't always the [[faggot|badass, epic trolling glam rocker]] we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his [[E-penis|internet reputation]] on hardcore underground sites like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (also, | |||
*[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - Most Recent | *[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - Most Recent | ||
*[[Social_Justice|Social Justice]] | *[[Social_Justice|Social Justice]] | ||
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*[[ED10]] | *[[ED10]] | ||
*[[NEDM]] - First article | *[[NEDM]] - First article | ||
However, she was still failing to receive the [[VD|admiration and respect]] that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the | However, she was still failing to receive the [[VD|admiration and respect]] that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the FAGGOT community.<br> | ||
== | ==Inspiring Quotes== | ||
Phobos | [[File:Ednews2.png|thumb|left|300px|Phobos is very newsworthy]] | ||
[[File:ConfessionsOfAHacker.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Upcoming phobos novel]] | |||
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{{quote|Yeah I am so try hard on Internet Relay Chat it is the most technical and difficult of human interaction. Go fuck yourself.|Phobos on chatting}} | |||
{{quote|all of the old guard is gone I just watch now|Phobos on being an oldfag}} | |||
{{quote|Lol, 789chan is a fucking joke to anyone outside of this retard circus. I dont give a fuck how hard you [[Irony|12 year olds put on your Internet super hero costume and try yo impress one another]] of your ability to type out shit tier baby's first trolls at me. I'm here to watch Robb not to read your basement authored cheeto stained opinions. I dont care how much your mother lets you borrow the mini-van you are all homosexual deviants of the highest degree. Thank you : )|Phobos is a [[internet tough guy|badass]] on the internet}} | |||
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{{clear}} | |||
==Phobos destroys nigamajiga== | |||
<center><div style="font-size:26px">The definition of asking for it.</div> | |||
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{{clear}} | |||
[[File:Encyclopedia Dramatica board meeting.mp4|700px]] | |||
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{{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDHQ8xQvsQA|20160113191758}}</center> | |||
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== A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore == | == A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore == | ||
[[File: | [[File:789srybanner.jpg|thumb|right|Oh no, thats awful]] | ||
[[File:PhobosEpicWin.png|thumb|COOL ARTICLE GUYS THUMBS UP]] | [[File:PhobosEpicWin.png|thumb|left|COOL ARTICLE GUYS THUMBS UP]] | ||
Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one [[Robert Wayne Stiles]], and had a [[retarded|brilliant]] idea: she would become the next | [[File:789chan_downfall.png|thumb|right|789chan is kill]] | ||
[[File:SeanieBannedPhobos.png|thumb|right|Seanie why are you so beleaguered?]] | |||
{{quote| | [[File:IGiveUp.png|thumb|right|789chan giving up]] | ||
[[File:IComeFromABrokenChatHome.png|thumb|right|Wow 789chan is upset]] | |||
{{cg|COOLGUY|COOLGIRL|center|<gallery perrow=" | Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one [[Robert Wayne Stiles]], and had a [[retarded|brilliant]] idea: she would become the next Clyde Cash by [[Epic Ween|epically trolling]] Robb! He followed the links at the bottom of Robb's ED page back to the chan that discovered Robb and instantly made himself at home in 789chan's IRC. Unfortunately, Robb was quitting the tranny buisiness and no one on 789chan appreciated his [[stupid|ingenious]] attempts at trollin. She was <s>called out</s> G-lined for being a [[trying too hard|tryhard]] faggot after a <s>month</s> day of actively being on the chan. Despite being the '''proclaimed''' [[USI|"greatest person to have ever graced ED and OHI]]," he ignored the old "[[Don't feed the trolls]]" rule and <s>vehemently argued</s> posted 5 times against the original poster who called him a tryhard and other users who laughed at his antics. The mods finally had enough of the pointless arguing and banned Phobos from the chan. | ||
{{quote|He tried to secure his place in trolling history by trolling [[789chan]] and sucking up to <s>actual Rika trolls</s> [[789chan/IntroMan|IntroMan]]. Unfortunately, his trolling attempt backfired and everyone at 789chan laughed at him. Naturally, the only course of action was to declare war against his detractors. His hobbies include bragging about [[shit nobody cares about|his internet reputation]], pretending not to be mad, and reverting all edits|789chanFaggot}} | |||
Then phobos came back (quite easily) and continued to spam, ruin, and brutally fuck 789chan to death to the point that its main owner SeanieB decided to call it quits. The chanfaggots all decided to migrate to a new chan and continue being highly angry about the Internet happily ever after the end. GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME MORE CAPTCHA~ RIP BUTTFUCKERZ ~#~#~ | |||
{{cg|COOLGUY|COOLGIRL|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:Flooding 789chan.png|thumb|left|Oops where'd ur imagechan go y0 | |||
File:Phobos horsefucker.png|Phobos has many pictures of horses | |||
File:Phobosisatryhard.png|HEY LOOK IM ON TV | |||
File:Phobos tumblr panel.jpg|Awesome | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:Phobos goatse spam.png|Spamming goatse to show how much she doesn't care | |||
File:Phobosisnotmad.png|Cool | File:Phobosisnotmad.png|Cool | ||
File:Phobosisnotmad2.png|Neat | File:Phobosisnotmad2.png|Neat | ||
File:EtTuRobb.png|More pictures | File:EtTuRobb.png|More pictures | ||
File:Phobos arnold.jpg|Coincidence? I think not. | File:Phobos arnold.jpg|Coincidence? I think not. | ||
</gallery>}} | |||
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{{clear}} | |||
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<br> | <br> | ||
<center><div style="font-size:40px; font-weight:bold;">In conclusion...</div></center> | |||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
< | <br> | ||
{{rainbow|LOL 789CHAN IS GONE FOREVER}} | |||
==Dox== | ==Dox== | ||
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<b>I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME</b> | <b>I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME</b> | ||
==More Dox== | ===More Dox=== | ||
Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED WTC | Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED IN THE ACTUAL WTC, LITERALKA | ||
<pre> | <pre> | ||
George Crosby AKA phobos | George Crosby AKA phobos | ||
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45-49 | 45-49 | ||
</pre> | </pre> | ||
===Phobos Gallery=== | |||
<center><gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:2PHOBOS.jpg|NEVER CHANGE, PHOBOS! | |||
File:ThePhobos.jpg|Gurl of the year 2013 | |||
File:VincePhobos.png|Wait.. which ones in Motley Crue? | |||
File:TOPTWITTERTROLL2.png|thumb|right|300px|Experienced in buttharmed law | |||
File:Phobos profile.png|: ) : ) : ) | |||
File:PRETTYGIRL.jpg | |||
File:PhobosOhInternet.jpg | |||
File:PhobosAugust.jpg | |||
File:Cutebos.jpg | |||
File:PhobosLol.png | |||
File:PHOBOSFOREVER.jpg | |||
File:Phobos and Nate.png|[[Rule 34]]! | |||
File:Phobos-LIC-Dongbert.png|[[Rule 34]]! | |||
File:Tranns.jpg | |||
File:Trannns.jpg | |||
File:Phobos The Angry Moderator.png|Shitting up the [[RC]] | |||
File:Phobos editwar.png|More sperging | |||
File:Phobos editwar wild theory.png | |||
File:Phobos ED asspain.png | |||
File:Phobos waifu.png | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[GOTIS]] | *[[GOTIS]] | ||
{{ | ==External Links== | ||
*{{wayback|http://ohinternet.com/Phobos|20120510131752|title=Phobos}} on '''[[OhShitternet]]''' | |||
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{{Portals|trolls|whores|chans}} | |||
{{IRC}} | {{IRC}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article November 13 & 14, [[2012]]|[[789chan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Chanarchive]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article November 13 & 14, [[2012]]|[[789chan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Chanarchive]]}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]] | |||
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Phobos is a "tryhard" lol where's your chan now fuckheads, a pretty princess, and, among users who are THE LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS, a Sephiroth clone. She is
described as "the beautiful, androgynous Aryan queen of IRC". Don't you fucking forget it. After building an epic internet reputation on Encyclopedia Dramatica (later OhInternet) she decided to wreck half the chans on the Internet (whatsup weeaboos). Former member of #RustleLeague, GNAA, and dongforce. Labeled an Internet terrorist by Randi Harper, Laurelai, and Gamergate. Guilty of compromising numerous twitter accounts, deviantART profiles, and making your girlfriend insecure about her looks. Known for participation in IRC wars, Twitter d0xing, being BFFs with Meepsheep, and never banning anyone on WTFux IRC.
Believe it or not, Phobos claims to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. She is currently "unemployed"; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom.
STATUS: Not banned from everything. Guess I'm too hardcore fgt.
Current Whereabouts
Phobos can be found on many ircd's proceeding to fuck all your shit up. irc.wtfux.net #ed Come the fuck at me bro.
HARDCHATS
HARDCHATS
HARDCHATS
Im also on twitter you shitnerds: PERMANENTLY BANNED IN 24 HOURS
From Humble Beginnings

Phobos wasn't always the badass, epic trolling glam rocker we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his internet reputation on hardcore underground sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica (also,
OhInternet). Has done incredibly important things like write numerous AOTN. Peruse her masterful writing:
- Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on - Most Recent
- Social Justice
- Tornadoes
- Hauntings
- Randi Harper
- Laurelai
- 789chan
- puddles
- MicahFennec
- Dimitri The Lover
- Wikipedia IRC Bouncers
- Dylan Tnga
- Lesbian
- Military Wives
- ToKeN
- ED10
- NEDM - First article
However, she was still failing to receive the admiration and respect that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the FAGGOT community.
Inspiring Quotes


—Phobos on chatting | ||
—Phobos on being an oldfag | ||
—Phobos is a badass on the internet | ||
Phobos destroys nigamajiga
A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore






Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one Robert Wayne Stiles, and had a brilliant idea: she would become the next Clyde Cash by epically trolling Robb! He followed the links at the bottom of Robb's ED page back to the chan that discovered Robb and instantly made himself at home in 789chan's IRC. Unfortunately, Robb was quitting the tranny buisiness and no one on 789chan appreciated his ingenious attempts at trollin. She was called out G-lined for being a tryhard faggot after a month day of actively being on the chan. Despite being the proclaimed "greatest person to have ever graced ED and OHI," he ignored the old "Don't feed the trolls" rule and vehemently argued posted 5 times against the original poster who called him a tryhard and other users who laughed at his antics. The mods finally had enough of the pointless arguing and banned Phobos from the chan.
—789chanFaggot | ||
Then phobos came back (quite easily) and continued to spam, ruin, and brutally fuck 789chan to death to the point that its main owner SeanieB decided to call it quits. The chanfaggots all decided to migrate to a new chan and continue being highly angry about the Internet happily ever after the end. GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME MORE CAPTCHA~ RIP BUTTFUCKERZ ~#~#~
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Oops where'd ur imagechan go y0
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Phobos has many pictures of horses
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HEY LOOK IM ON TV
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Awesome
Dox
Moar info: 789chan/Phobos Dox.
Power Word: Janet Holmes
Address: 1701 Bryant Street #700 Denver, CO 80204
Phone: N/A
Last Work Address: The Melting Pot - 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue Colorado Springs, CO 80903
I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
More Dox
Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED IN THE ACTUAL WTC, LITERALKA
George Crosby AKA phobos 18530 Woodhaven Drive Colorado Springs, CO 80908 Home: (719) 473-6868 Mother: Janet Lee Holmes-Crosby AKA Jan & Jean Father: Peter M Crosby 45-49
Phobos Gallery
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NEVER CHANGE, PHOBOS!
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Gurl of the year 2013
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Wait.. which ones in Motley Crue?
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Experienced in buttharmed law
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: ) : ) : )
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Shitting up the RC
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More sperging
See Also
External Links
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