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{{notice|'''[[J/k|The number of students being referred or asked to go to alternative schools has rapidly increased!!!!]]''' - [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Dr. Stephen C. Lando]], Assistant Superintendent for Secondary Education of the Great Neck Public Schools who lives on Concord Street in East Williston.}}
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[[Image:Typicalcharterschool.jpg|thumb|149px|A typical [[concentration camp|Charter school]].]]
[[Image:Typicalcharterschool.jpg|thumb|149px|A typical [[concentration camp|Charter school]].]]


A '''charter school''' is where [[concerned mothers]] send their gifted [[children]] because public schools are, well, [[shit]].  [[Some argue]] that charter schools refuse to accept [[retard|challenged students]] and lack [[black|diversity]].  Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept [[NO NIGGERS|no retards]]. The reasons for this are [[racist|varied]], the most obvious being to keep it from becoming another [[jail|alternative school]]. And when it does become an alternative school, it may become a cause for massive [[lulz]].
A '''charter school''' is where [[concerned mothers]] send their [[special|gifted]] [[children]] because public schools are, well, [[shit]].  [[Some argue]] that charter schools refuse to accept [[retard|challenged students]] and lack [[black|diversity]].  Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept [[NO NIGGERS|no retards]].
 
== [http://www.newsday.com/opinion/letters/letter-special-ed-inclusion-can-stress-1.3078149 This is why alternative schools should never exist!] ==
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[[File:VillageSchool.jpg|thumb|This is what happens when a charter school runs out of money! It becomes a dumping ground also known as an alternative school for at-risk youths!]]
[[File:38eirueoir.jpg|thumb|left|[[Attention Whore|Sharon Applebaum]] (who lives on the end of Leslie Lane in Merrick) smiles as a potential school shooting can happen at her school.]]
[[File:Stephenclando123.JPG|thumb|left|Stephen Lando as assistant superintendent for secondary education BEFORE Jessica Liao destroyed his reputation.]]
[[File:A young Stephen Lando.jpg|thumb|Stephen C. Lando proudly smiles with his name enshrined on ED all because a stupid [[Asperger's Syndrome|Aspie]] can't stop creating drama! Please send emails to him demanding why the district failed Jessica and put the subject line as "Jessica Liao": <b>[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]</b>
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[[File:PatriciaGoodman.jpg|thumb|left|Is this [[Whore|Patricia Goodman]] that (who lives in a tiny apartment near the Great Neck train station) failed to tighten her privacy settings on [[Failbook|Facebook]]?]]
[[File:Studentachievement.jpg|thumb|Isn't it ironic that Susan Elliott (who put her address on private) is surrounded by successful students?]]
Charter schools became alternative schools when the number of [[Geeks|gifted students]] was dwindling.  To keep the school running and competing with the "regular" public schools, it had to be turned into an alternative school which then could be catered for [[Nerds|at-risk students]].  Students then saw this outcome and returned to the "regular" public schools [[Bullshit|promising to act normal and please their teachers]].  The positive which allowed the school system to somehow "educate" thousands of [[child]]ren without too much drama! [[Lie|Of course, there was the less than 1% who committed mass shootings.]]  But look on the bright side, there is always [[homeschooling]]. Many students fought for education by claiming to have [[Asperger's Syndrome|special needs]] which ultimately forced the schools to teach them in separate classrooms which secretly prevented them from being shipped off to charter schools or alternative schools! Here are some true testimonials from people around the world:
{{quote|I bet Stephen C. Lando, Sharon Applebaum, Patricia Goodman and Susan Elliott is angry that she attacked their school system. :) Don't worry; I hate the principal of Village School too.  He supports Village School that caused her problems at Great Neck South High School and got her diagnosed with Asperger syndrome soon after. Now she has social deficits and stereotyped behavior that can never disappear.  She's forever disabled because of Village School. Let's never forget that.  [[School Shooting|Unless they die, then no one would remember it. :)]]  On November 7, 2005, she transferred to Great Neck South that would forever change her life.|redmond, Obvious troll is obvious}} {{quote|[[Jessica Liao|Jessica]] overcame anxiety and difficulties with focus and organization by becoming disillusioned with Village School. During that period, she had difficulty transitioning to the traditional high school and that could easily be mistaken for social deficits and stereotyped behavior which is how she was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. It is in my assessment that the school district failed her. If that happened to me, I would be pretty angry at the school district because I trusted them to meet my educational needs and they failed that. Why would anyone write a letter to Newsday discussing past failures? I wouldn't but I would do it if helping others by informing them that it could happen to them and prevention of school failure is solution to academic success.|DerHexer}} {{quote|I bet the CSE regrets their decision to put her at Village School. What a waste of resources as she publicly humiliated them on Newsday. But I do love drama!|Giancarlo}}


== Things You Should Know About [[Concentration camps|Charter Schools]] ==
== Things You Should Know About [[Concentration camps|Charter Schools]] ==
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#Charter schools allow public money to fund privately owned, exclusive schools, taking away from the collective pool for [[you|every other student]].
#Charter schools allow public money to fund privately owned, exclusive schools, taking away from the collective pool for [[you|every other student]].
#They are often [[religion]] based.
#They are often [[religion]] based.
#Unlike [[fucking magnets|magnet schools]], which actually focus on specialized education, charter schools are really just a place to send your kids if you live too close to the ghetto.
#Unlike [[fucking magnets|magnet schools]], which actually focus on specialized education, charter schools are focused on [[bullshit|external performance metrics]] and on generating [[gold]] for the owners/managers to skim off the top.
#Many [[Aspies]] who claim to be gifted attend charter schools because they are too cool for "regular" public schools.
#* For parents, its just a place to send your kids if you live too close to the ghetto.
#* For students, its a place to learn [[Pain_series|discipline]] or risk being [[b&|expelled]] for [[bullshit|no reason]].


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
* [http://www.newsday.com/opinion/letters/letter-special-ed-inclusion-can-stress-1.3078149#disqus_thread Where the drama started!]
 
* [http://www.schoolleadership20.com/profile/SharonApplebaum Sharon Applebaum's School Leadership profile]
* [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/sharon-applebaum/20/970/24b Sharon Applebaum's résumé]
* [http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-08-22-charter-schools_x.htm Charter fail]
* [http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-08-22-charter-schools_x.htm Charter fail]
* [http://education.change.org/blog/view/charters_exclude_the_most_challenging_students_part_1 The sign says 'whites only']
* [http://education.change.org/blog/view/charters_exclude_the_most_challenging_students_part_1 The sign says 'whites only']
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/education/02charters.html?pagewanted=1&ref=education At least the success is mixed.]
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/education/02charters.html?pagewanted=1&ref=education At least the success is mixed.]
* [http://nyteachers.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/the-village-school-an-alternative-means-to-education-by-pamela-hall-brooke-rosenfeld/#comments Summerblush]
* [http://www.city-data.com/forum/raleigh-durham-chapel-hill-cary/132316-best-schools-aspergers-syndrome-gifted.html People with Asperger's are gifted!]
* [http://nyteachers.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/the-village-school-an-alternative-means-to-education-by-pamela-hall-brooke-rosenfeld/?referer=sphere_related_content/ Extra info about alternative schools]
* [http://www.greatneck.k12.ny.us/gnps/pages/admin.html Dr. Stephen C. Lando's school email address]
* [http://www.greatneck.k12.ny.us/GNPS/Pages/assistantsuperintendent/announcement.htm Stephen Lando is officially announced as Assistant Superintendent for Secondary Education]


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A typical Charter school.

A charter school is where concerned mothers send their gifted children because public schools are, well, shit. Some argue that charter schools refuse to accept challenged students and lack diversity. Charter schools are designed small to create an excuse as to why they cannot accept that many students; therefore they can choose to accept no retards.

Things You Should Know About Charter Schools

These charter school students are very diverse!
Wait a minute...they were supposed to be shopped white to push for moar diversity!!
  1. Charter schools allow public money to fund privately owned, exclusive schools, taking away from the collective pool for every other student.
  2. They are often religion based.
  3. Unlike magnet schools, which actually focus on specialized education, charter schools are focused on external performance metrics and on generating gold for the owners/managers to skim off the top.
    • For parents, its just a place to send your kids if you live too close to the ghetto.
    • For students, its a place to learn discipline or risk being expelled for no reason.

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