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Article of the Now Black Christmas Black Christmas, (the original 1970s movie, not the shitty remake), is one of the greatest horror movies ever made, right up there with the original Halloween and Psycho. Made in 1974, it pretty much started the "slasher" genre of hot teenaged skanks getting butchered by a heroic faggot with a knife. (( Gather Up The Kids For a Truely, Heart-Warming Christmas Tale )) What have I missed? Santa Claus 2 days ago The Nightmare Before Christmas 4 days ago Hanukkah 6 days ago Did You Know... ... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted Catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to. ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty. ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday? ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a Pro-Gun speech at Utah Valley University? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin? ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps? Video of the Now If you really have a need to ride the Japanese Hair Bucket, just go to Shinjuku in Tokyo and pay one of these homeless girls ¥7,800 Japanese Yen ($50 US) and she love you long time Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

Picture of the Now Suggest a Featured Picture • View the POTN Archives Quote of the Now     “   This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?   „     —Bill Watterson Suggest a Featured Quote • View the QOTN Archives Featured Portal Main Page/Featured Portal Good New Articles 6-7 4chan 2025 MegaHack Action 52‎‎ Luigi Mangione Giggly Goonclown Tendies Your body, my choice. Articles which Need Help No Kings KOSA Bonnie Blue Nautica Melone Styxhexenhammer666 The 7D Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!

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