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''''Keep Calm and Carry On'''' is a phrase originating from a series of [[propaganda]] posters issued by the British government during [[World War II]], when that naughty [[Hitler]] was [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|really rustling everybody's jimmies]].  
'''Keep Calm and Carry On''' is a phrase originating from a series of [[propaganda]] posters issued by the British government during [[World War II]], when that naughty [[Hitler]] was [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|really rustling everybody's jimmies]].  


The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of [[The Royal Family|King George VI]] on a brightly colored, patriotic [[Tory|blue]] or [[Tony Blair|red]] background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the [[Nazi|Gnatsees]]. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.
The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of [[The Royal Family|King George VI]] on a brightly colored, patriotic [[Tory|blue]] or [[Tony Blair|red]] background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the [[Nazi|Gnatsees]]. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.


The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become [[IRL]] [[forced meme]] and, as a result, has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by [[Tumblr|fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats]] who think that "[[OMG]] [[The Queen|OLD BRITISH THINGS]] ARE LIEK SOOOOOO [[Kawaii|CUTE]] AND [[random|FUNNY]]!!"
The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become an [[unfunny]] [[forced meme]], and as a result has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by [[Tumblr|fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats]] who think that "[[OMG]] [[The Queen|OLD BRITISH THINGS]] ARE LIEK SOOOOOO [[Kawaii|CUTE]] AND [[random|FUNNY]]!!"
 
There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your [[lulz|Cheerfulness]], Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something [[unfunny]].
 
[[File:KeepCalmAndRape.jpg|thumb|Obvious shirt is obvious.]]Unless of course you use automation to create the shirt text. Then you come up with such witty delights as, 'Keep Calm and Rape A Lot'. This cause a shit storm as offended netizens were outraged that [[Amazon]] would allow such awesome to be sold.
 


There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your [[lulz|Cheerfulness]], Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something [[unfunny]].
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==Gallery==
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File:Keep calm original.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]]...
File:Keep calm original.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]]...
File:Keepcalmbeer.jpg
File:Keepcalmbeer.jpg|Hurr hurr, it's funny because I also drink beer! Hurr hurr hurr...
File:Keep Calm And Buy Shit.jpg
File:Keep Calm And Buy Shit.jpg
File:Keep-calm-and-eat-chocolate.jpg|One for all [[BBW|fat girls]].
File:Keep-calm-and-eat-chocolate.jpg|One for all [[BBW|fat girls]].
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File:Bloody Hell Keep Calm.png|A much more accurate summation of the current situation.
File:Bloody Hell Keep Calm.png|A much more accurate summation of the current situation.
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File:Trans Form Carry On.jpg|'Transform' is actually one word, you know...
File:The basic gist of the meme.jpg|The basic gist of the meme.
File:batmankeepcalm.jpg
File:KEEPCALMJOKER.jpg
File:Trans Form Carry On.jpg|[[Grammar Nazi|'Transform' is actually one word, you know...]]
File:Keep Calm And Eat A Cupcake.png|This one is especially obnoxious, because British people don't eat cupcakes. They eat [[faggot|fairy]] cakes.
File:Keep calm and love ponies.png|Well, well, well, look [[brony|who]] made their own variation. What a surprise. This is so unlike them.
File:Use the force keep calm.jpg
File:Enter the tardis keep calm.jpg|PROTIP: 'TARDIS' is actually slang. For '[[The Unknown Autobot|anus]]'
File:Keepcalmninja.jpg|LOL
File:KEEPCHEESECALMON.png|SO
File:Killzombies.jpg|RANDOM
File:SPOONKEEPCARRYON.png|XD
File:Keep Calm And Punch Him In The Face.png|[[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|This is copyright infringement!]]
File:Nightmare Before Christmas Keep Calm.jpg|[[The Nightmare Before Christmas|Nightmare Before Christmas]] version.
File:Elvish Keep Calm.png|[[Lord of the Rings]] version.
File:Keep calm aliens.png
File:Keep Calm EA.jpg|[[Emilie Autumn|OMG MUFFIN SPREAD TEH PLAGUEZ LOL FIGHT LIKE A GIRL GTFO MAH HOUSE!!!1]]
File:Keep-carp-and-curry-one-500x707.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]].
File:Keepcalmcookiemonster.png
File:Lion king keep calm.png
File:Monthlypayment web.jpg
File:Isengard Keep Calm.jpg|Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?
File:Keep Calm Bazinga.jpg|[[TBBT|The Big Bang Theory]] version.
File:The Punkest Poster In Existence.png|Truly, there can be nothing more true to [[Punk|the essense of punk]] than a mass produced variant of a mass produced poster referencing an album made by a bunch of [[sellout]] media whores.
File:Hide-Ya-Kids-Hide-Ya-Wife.png
File:Keepcalmpipe.jpg
File:Keepallahandakbaron.jpg|[[Arab|Arab Edition]].
File:Keepcalmandspoim.jpg|This one is kinda funny, if only because the wand logo at the top looks more like a [[sperm]].
File:Asscreedkeepcalm.jpg|[[Assassin's Creed|Synchronization failed]].
File:Skyrimkeepcalm.png|This one has made me genuinely quite angry.
File:Carrie On.jpg
File:Keep-calm-cary-grant.jpg
File:Act Hysterical and Give Up.png
File:Twilightkeepcalm.png
File:Face palm and carry on.jpg|[[Facepalm|Oh, I will]].
File:Cthulhu carry on.png|No surprise to see those unfunny nerds that feel the need to crowbar [[Cthulhu]] into everything getting in on the act.
File:Keeptrollandcalmon.png
File:Keep calm and suck my dick.jpg
File:No Keep Calm.jpg
File:Keep calm do the impossible.png
File:Keepcalmfakebritish.jpg|[[American]] tourists take note! This is sure to endear you to the native population of [[Great Britain]].
File:Keepcalmandplaypokemon.jpg
File:Keepcalmpartyon.png|Because wearing a T-shirt with this on it definitely shows everybody that you're the sort of popular person that gets invited to a lot of parties.
File:Yoda Keep Calm.png
File:Freakoutandbreakstuff.png
File:Carry On Wayward Son.jpg
File:Keep Calm Cobra Kai.jpg
File:Keep calm and try anal.jpg|This young lady illustrates why you should always take care when choosing the wording in your 'Keep Calm' variation T-shirt.
File:Sweet Brown keep calm.png|[[Ain't nobody got time for that|Ain't nobody got time for this meme]].
File:Beating a dead horse keep calm.png
File:Keep Calm Dawg.jpg|[[Xzibit|Keep Calm, Dawg]]
File:Keep-calm-buy-shoes-poster.jpg
File:Mewling Quim.png
File:YOLO Keep Calm.png|[[YOLO]]
File:Keep Calm Linux.jpg|[[Linux]] version.
File:Keep Calm and Carrion.png
File:Portlandia-put-a-bird-on-it.jpg
File:Keep Calm Judge Dredd.jpg
File:Keep-calm-and-fuck-off.jpg
File:Decker Shado and Long-Haired Creepy Guy's shitty overpriced T-shirts.png|Why not buy one of these [[absolute shit|finely made]], [[Jew gold|reasonably priced]] T-shirts and support a pair of [[FanFic Critic#The Net Dwellers and Manic Expression|hack wannabe Internet reviewers]]?
File:Keep Calm Linkin Park.png|[[Linkin Park|Craaaawling iiiin my skiiiin]].
File:Keep calm and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).jpg
File:Keep Calm and do the Harlem Shake.jpg
File:Keep_Calm_and_Go_Red_Equality.jpg|[[Equality]] version.
File:Keep Calm Enough Already.jpg
File:KC&icantstaymadatyou.jpg
File:KeepCalmTrifecta.jpg
File:Keep Calm and Do Drugs.gif|[[LSD|Keep]] [[Shrooms|Calm]] [[Cocaine|and]] [[Ecstasy|Do]] [[Marijuana|Drugs]]
File:Viper crack2.png|Keep calm and listen to [[Viper]]
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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[image:KEEP CAL.jpg|180px|right]]
Other cute propaganda slogans that would look just adorable on T-shirts include...
Other cute propaganda slogans that would look just adorable on T-shirts include...
*[[Big Brother|Big Brother Is Watching You]]
*[[Big Brother|Big Brother Is Watching You]]
*[[Holocaust|Arbeit Macht Frei]]
*[[Holocaust|Arbeit Macht Frei]]
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*[[Palestine|Death To Israel]]
*[[Palestine|Death To Israel]]
*[[Arabs|Death To The Jew Pigs]]
*[[Arabs|Death To The Jew Pigs]]
*[[Evildoer Korea|The Leader Is Always Right]]
*[[Best Korea|The Leader Is Always Right]]
*[[Obama|Change]]
*[[Obama|Change]]


 
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Latest revision as of 11:17, 12 February 2023

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The original poster, before it was ruined forever.

Keep Calm and Carry On is a phrase originating from a series of propaganda posters issued by the British government during World War II, when that naughty Hitler was really rustling everybody's jimmies.

The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of King George VI on a brightly colored, patriotic blue or red background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the Gnatsees. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.

The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become an unfunny forced meme, and as a result has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats who think that "OMG OLD BRITISH THINGS ARE LIEK SOOOOOO CUTE AND FUNNY!!"

There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something unfunny.

Obvious shirt is obvious.

Unless of course you use automation to create the shirt text. Then you come up with such witty delights as, 'Keep Calm and Rape A Lot'. This cause a shit storm as offended netizens were outraged that Amazon would allow such awesome to be sold.


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