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Latest revision as of 09:41, 7 May 2016
IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAL NEWS refers to the incident surrounding a would-be school shooting staged by Dan Dadem Le at Montgomery College Rockville, a degree mill for fucktards in the liberal Hispanic Washington DC suburbs.
The lead-up
The entire story started when Dan Dadem Le's parents dropped him on his head as a small child in Gookland, preventing him from scoring over 9000 on the SAT and getting into a real school, thus forcing him to attend community college.
After he graduated with his associates degree in horseshit management, he felt depressed that his entire life would never amount to anything more important than a roll of toilet paper, so he decided to show the world how unhappy he was.
Some time on the morning of August 17th 2009, people noticed some random gook, Dan Dadem Le, trying to black person across the campus of fail, and called the popo. The popo told said gook that he had to leave the campus or face being arrested for great justice (and trespassing.) He complied and nothing was heard from him for an hour.
The incident
At 5:30am, 911 started receiving odd calls, such as:
—Crazn Azn |
—Dan Dadem Le |
—Gook |
—Unable to say L |
—NERD RAGE |
—Fail |
—Lies |
After using the magic of caller ID and GPS, 911 figured out that all the calls were made by the same caller, our an hero Dan Dadem Le. The popo was again dispatched, and hauled his in for "psychiatric evaluation."
What was learned
- 1. Community college students are too fucktarded to even do a school shooting right
- 2. Asians have trouble pronouncing Ls
- 3. Caller ID, GPS and Dog Curtains trump V-Tech
- 4. You don’t need to actually kill anyone on your school shooting to get an ED article
- 5. Dan Dadem Le is no Blazn Azn
See Also
External Links
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IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAL NEWS is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
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IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAL NEWS is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAL NEWS is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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