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Thomas Patrick Pearl (a.k.a. Tom Pearl) is a 69-year-old registered sex offender masochist from Lawrenceville, Georgia who is somehow immune to E. Coli and is somewhat well-known for his lulzy public shit-eating and piss-drinking videos and antics that he has posted on the internet for all to see, all the while gaining somewhat of a cult following.
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