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Your Mom

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Your mom is an internet porn star.
If you are a nerd, this is what you wish your mom looked like.
Darsheel has had your mom.
In Soviet Russia, Mother fucks YOU
Dorian Thorn shares everything with his mom

Your Mom Is Hot

   
 
Your mom is like a bandit that has captured my heart...and my penis
 

 
 

—-The Milkman

Your mom is so fat that she crushed this article down to here just by existing.

Your mom (AKA yo mama, tu madre, ta mère, deine Mutti, anan, tvoja keva, su ema etc.) is a two word phrase often used as a generic insult. This unfunny phrase appears on almost every Uncyclopedia page (Maybe you were looking for your mom?) and has found its way onto most lists of people on ED. According to the unfunny motherfuckers with Odeipus complexes who feel the need to spam this, "Your Mom" is a Nazi, a Jew, a homosexual male, and a member of every fucking nationality. It is also the standard comeback for every 13 year old boy. "Your Mom" is also a very popular internet meme almost known by every online freak out there. It is used to try and insult someone or make them furious, but fails epicly due to "Your Mom" being overused and worn out (just like your mom). Most people who say "Your Mom" get harassed or made fun of for using such an old come back. It usually used by people who have no comebacks or who want to think they're 'cool'.

Before its overuse, your mom was a quality response to any generic question:

Uncle Bob: Hey bro.
Jimbro: Yo.
Uncle Bob: What are you doing?
Jimbro: Your mom.
or
Uncle Bob: What's up?
Jimbro: My dick is up... in your mom.

Popular on insub.

Jackolantern: Hey man.
Sean Combs: I hope yo' momma dies!
Jackolantern: She did die... because you gave her HIV!

On the Internets

Things I Did Last Night <---find your mom here.

Your mom is widely used as the end-all-be-all of arguments on the Internets. Those victimized by it automatically lose whatever argument they were engaged in at the time, because they can't think of a more lulz-worthy comment. This is called the Law of Your Mom, formally expressed as "Post hoc ergo mater tua".

Arguing or failing to accept the Law of Your Mom will result in your dick being shoved into a malfunctioning blender. This is called the "Arguing 'your mom' will get your dick shoved into a malfunctioning blender clause", which was instated at least 100 years ago. This often leads to the unwitting destruction of the perpetrator of your mom, as it is a very dangerous weapon indeed. Its power is so great, none can contain it. Sarcasm aside, "your mom" is an unfunny and unoriginal insult mainly used by 13 year old hentai fanboys who are being bullied by more lulz-worthy beings.

History

The phrase 'Your mom' originally started out as 'Yo mama' and was used solely by the Nigger / African /swamp ninja/African American community. The 'mama' referred to by the niggers is overweight to the extreme and cursed with a crippling ugliness and an addiction to crack- sprinkled Crisco, as opposed to the 'mom' that is referred to these days, who is a MILF, slutty, and very, very easy.

'Yo mama' started out as a witty comeback to use when someone called you a motherfucker. Secundus thereby makes the claim that Primus' mother is a whore.

What is a mom?

A mother, aka mom, aka mommy, aka mama in the South, aka mum in Bongistan and Boomerangtown, aka a fatherfucker, is a female who takes hot loads up her cunt, also known as a creampie; and after getting fat she poops out a babby. Idiots may believe that she simply takes piss up her cunt, but that costs extra. How to become a mom is so easy that women can do it in their sleep. Top experts agree, hot jizz is the leading cause of baby fat, in babbies and in moms. A mom is a woman who loves dick so much that a person ends up dying as a result of her taking hot sticky loads up her cavernous, squishy cunt. Do you love dick so much that someone dies because of it? #MeToo, according to AIDS infested faggots, and women murdered for cheating.

What is Your Mom?

Your Mom is who I had sex with last night.

Your mom, according to psychiatric experts everywhere, is the most sexually active person on the planet. The chief defining characteristics of your mom include:

  1. hot
  2. promiscuous
  3. a concerned mother
  4. obsessive over cock
  5. obsessive over MY cock
  6. actually your sister
  7. obsessive over my, my best friend's, and my best friend's dog's cock
  8. obsessive over horse cock, and my best friend's horse cock
  9. fat
  10. ugly
  11. gay
  12. a fat ugly hooker
  13. a fat ugly cock sucking hooker
  14. a fat ugly cock sucking donkey fucking hooker
  15. Ignores you because of cock
  16. hirsute
  17. has a bad case of herpes
  18. a hermaphrodite
  19. a person that Electric Six has noods of
  20. produces Anti-lulz and should be killed
  21. pwned by me
  22. tied to a bed having sex with Badgers
  23. A Christian rock group
  24. A possible alternative fuel source
  25. Has Super AIDS
  26. Your face
  27. Is my dad
  28. Is in my "top 8".
  29. Uses the Internet as your babysitter.
  30. Your mom
  31. Paid me a dollar to suck her tits
  32. a dyke
  33. Bill Clinton's side chick

What your mom is:

  1. A vanity press.
  2. Not a truck, but a series of tubes.

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An image from your conception: your dad dominated her hard


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[-+]Ugliness


[-+]Hairiness


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[-+]Inexpensive prostitution


[-+]Gothiness

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