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Article of the Now

From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:

... that another Valentines Day has come and gone and you're still all alone. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned because his name was on the Epstein List?
... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the Waifu of every Far-Right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup K-On! girls
... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to.
... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
... that it's ED’s 21st birthday?
... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University?