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Bluesky

Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, and Retarded Butterfly App) is a liberal internet hugbox and CP distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.

Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore CP and crashed their servers.

(( NOT JUST A TWITTER/X KNOCKOFF? IT'S "BLUESKY" ))


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