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Jason Thomas Nichols is the hot new Wojak in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, California, and dressed in his finest Reddit-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
- if you knew where your daughter was
- that this was his neighborhood
- if you could open the door
- his name was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)
He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...
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From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
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- ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
- ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
- ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
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