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Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.
Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's.
Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.
Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...
What have I missed? Brenda Ann Spencer was 2 days ago • Goth was 4 days ago • Ebola-chan was 6 days ago
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.
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