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Quinton Reviews✡ aka Quintex96✡, QuintexTheAntiRacist✡, QuintexUTTP✡, or Quinton the Soyboy✡ (Powerword: Quinton Kyle Hoover) is a 29-year-old disgusting, fat, retarded YouTuber from Iowa. His content consists of him reviewing shit nobody cares about to pander to the braindead 6 year olds who watch his boring videos. While he isn't wasting his time on his content, he is seen on Twitter going on about various things like how much he loves Spongebob, Ben Shapiro being a transphobic nazi or some random unfunny crap that had crept out of the abyss of the endlessly retarded brain of his. Quinton grew in subs by attacking GradeAUnderA, reviewing cartoons, or through his Fallen Titans series, then due to being an unfunny Redditfag, he felt obligated to force unfunny leftist politics into his videos which would give his videos a slimy Jimmy Kimmel feel to them. He supports demonetization along with being one of the many wastes of life that support Viacom and gets a boner whenever Viacom comes in to save the day by flagging someone's videos for copyright infringement, then cries like a bitch whenever people call him out for being a corporate lapdog. He has no original thoughts or opinions besides those that the worst of MSM and the normiesphere download into him. Quinton has even gone has far as cutting ties with his own friends just to gain some ad revenue since he is that much of a soulless person.
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