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It's 2018 and most of the Golden Age memes are over a decade old. Classic 1990's/2000's digital design and decent website layouts (without shitty flat design, narcissism and mobile interface bullcrap) are on their way to becoming completely obsolete since at least 97% of mainstream society in 2018 prefers flat design (with a side of EGOTISM). 

2017 has ended up way more crazier than 2016 ever was, though 2017 will look decent compared to 2018. With escalating tensions between the United States and the entire World, World War III would be likely to happen this year, or maybe the next two. 1984 is complete and society is forced to cope in a lulz-free, SJW-and-Nazi-filled, totalitarian liberal world. The alt-right has collapsed due to a lack of fresh memes or any good ideas and Islam (and its armies of head-dicing jihadists in robes) has finally taken control of Western Europe. 2018 has become known as the year of Flat Design, Nazis, and SJWism.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatic events from 2018

January

Welcome to 2018.
  • Rich Liberal Americunt, Logan Paul, uploads a controversial YouTube video of him exploring a Suicide Forest in an Azn country known as Japan which displays a dead body from a religious ritual suicide, him as he was approaching it and laughing after he saw it. It was also used as clickbait in the thumbnail. The video was removed not by YouTube, but Logan himself after receiving criticism from the audience. YouTube and its blue collar staff were actually promoting the video, as it'd help generate tons of ad-generated-profit for the Hollywood mega-corporation. Any mirrors of the video re-uploaded by any "normal" YouTube channel are removed via Community Guidelines, while violent disney bootlegs and twisted nursery rhymes are never really taken down.
  • H&M creates a massive shitstorm after a photo of a black kid with a "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie was on their website, causing many celebrities to quit H&M and for total butthurt to ensue. Soon after that, H&M stores in South Africa were peacefully protested by the very peaceful protesters.
  • MagicGate continues on as The Quartering gets his channel Shoah'd by Jewtube as Wizards of the Coast performs damage control on them enabling sex offenders as judges for their lame card matches. Ironically, he wins by forcing the organization to FINALLY require background checks on their judges to ensure they aren't those child fuckers from Comet Bang Bang.
The Daily Stormer claims this is proof of a Jewish conspiracy
  • On 7 January 2018, in America, the Democratic Party exposed itself as an evil organization, that is secretly run by liberal Californian and New-Yorker totalitarian nazis, when it made a subliminal Twitter post, aimed at weak-minded voters living on Pocky, anime stuff and sweets made by Tokyo blue collar workers to get them to elect more communist feminists and ignore good ol' Christian whites.
Matthew Nicholson
  • Matthew Nicholson REALLY spergs out and shoots his old-fashioned mom in the head because he blames her coming into his basement apartment for him losing at the game Fortnite and throwing and breaking his $3,000 Chinese-sweatshop-made headset.
  • River Jumper Juanita Gomez was found guilty of the 2016 murder of her daughter when she shoved a Matcha Pocky crucifix and Hatsune Miku waifu body pillow down her throat because Juanita thought her daughter was possessed.
  • The U.S. government is shut down for a pathetic three days because the NY-owned Democrats, led by none other than Mr. Schumer✡, are hard-pressed to save their precious foreign national voting block (exclusively beaners, moslems, and niggers) by protecting DACA and other Semitic subversion tactics, effectively ignoring their own citizens and throwing a temper tantrum to save their only chance to win in the next elections. However, any suffering caused by this severely autistic faggotry will be on their hands, not that they care. Ironically, after Schumer cucked and sperged out like a little bitch, thousands of entitled illegal beaners from blue collar Mexico and socialist fascist Cuba took to the streets to whine about not getting free shit from the gringos, with a large group attacking Schumer as well.
  • Meanwhile, at the same time across the country, millions of ungrateful, megalomaniac and truant sluts, THOTs, furries and whores march against the good, cisgender, Christian white men and good white cisgender Christian women who allow them their 'rights' and 'freedom' in the first place to whine and complain about stupid shit that has little to no effect on their lives, completely ignorant that they are enjoying the most privileged environment of their useless lecherous existences made by the wasted sacrifices of the men who died to give these cunts the rights to fuck freely, kill their babies, and destroy their own countries.
  • Paul Nehlen gets censored by ZOG after he shitposts on Twatter and names the International Jew by pointing out Jewish dominance in the U.S. Media. Naturally, these privileged kikes have a massive temper tantrum and call Nehlen an "anti-Semite" simply for criticizing Jews and using THEIR anti-white made up tactics on them.
  • Fucking CNN, the King of Cultural Marxist News, puts out a retarded article written in very confusing Millennial English praising the virtues of being a god damn cuck.
Ingvar Kamprad
  • 28 January 2018, Swedish entrepreneur Ingvar Kamprad, that is best known for that craptastic ultra-minimalist furniture brand (Ikea) which most would describe as being one step up from taking a couch home you found on the side of the road, died at 91.

February

  • The NAACP fired Rachel Dolezal on 2 February 2018 because she's not black.
  • The White House releases the FISA document, detailing how a 4chan prank document involving Trump pissing in a bed in a Russian hotel was used by Steele to get approval to spy on Trump for any 'collusion' between the two parties. It also details how the DNC PAID for the document to be used to get dirt on Trump, thereby blowing up the Russia hax0ring hoax once and for all.
  • 4 February 2018 SJWs whine and cry about an MLK speech being used in a Dodge Ad during the Super Bowl. Prince fans whine and cry about Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Half-Time show calling his Prince tribute insensitive and "Not what Prince would have wanted". In minor Super Bowl news, Philadelphia beats New England with a final score of 41 - 33.
  • Uma Thurman goes after Weinstein again, and in the process, Tarantino is exposed for being a defender of child rapist Roman Polanski.
  • George Soros interferes in the Brexit Referendum by donating 400k pounds in an anti-Brexit referendum. The goyim notice this and criticize him and the Jews cry about alleged "anti-semitism".
  • Paul Nehlen gets kicked off of Twitter by Jack and the terrorist organization known as the ADL for noticing too many things, effectively making Twitter and the ADL responsible for interfering in the political elections of Wisconsin, especially after making fun of the Cheddar Man dark skin and sharing a video explaining the Jewish role in the pornography industry. The alt-right begin to support him by changing their avatars and names to Paul's face and name, causing more sperging from the ADL.
  • "Scientists" unveil the "real" Cheddar Man as a dark-skinned male as an obvious attempt to justify the deliberate genocide of the British people and rile up the colored savages. Amazingly, the hoax is debunked when the scientists themselves admit that they don't know if Cheddar Man even had dark skin at all, before Black Fake History Month was even over. Also to note are inconsistencies with the genetic profile of Cheddar Man and actual British ancestors.
  • Poland passes a law making it illegal to accuse Poland of being responsible for the Holohoax. Naturally, Global Jewry flips their shit and demand the U.S. fuck up their relationship with Poland over hurt feelings of being able to accuse anyone they don't like for their precious Holohoax and the sixty bajillion.
  • North Korea joins the Olympics and tries to steal the spotlight with their charm by sending Kim Jong Un's ugly evil sister.
  • Lulzy Communist Mexicunt Nicolas de Jesus Cruz was suspected that he has shot up a school on Valentines Day, pwning 17 people after being indoctrinated in leftist 'educational' asylums and being Catholic and an Atheist all his miserable life. Some claim he wasn't a lulzy perpetrator. He was charged with 17 counts of murder and if confirmed he'd receive a death sentence.(It is later revealed that the FBI and the police were REPEATEDLY warned about Cruz being a psycho, but obviously didn't do jack shit and even then, on response, the police STOOD DOWN AT THE SHOOTING, allowing it to happen so whiny child soldiers David Hogg and some spic chick could be used by CNN to violate the Second Amendment.)
  • The head of the NRA blames "European Style Socialists" for the gun grab, of which the Jews, lacking any self-awareness, chimp the fuck out and cry about 'anti-semitism' in the NRA. The NRA sees a massive rise in membership enrollment despite the libtard attacks.

March

  • On March 8, feminists around the world celebrate being useless cunts who masculinize and mainstream-ize their multiracial, indoctrinated, fatherless girls who can't cook, sew, compose truly original, non-fandom music/art or clean for shit.
  • Useless witch hunter, Robert Muller, lacking any evidence to support the 'Russian collusion' hoax the media has been lying about for the past year, decides to blame the Arabs for colluding with Trump with no fucking evidence or leads whatsoever.
  • The Italian elections had right-wing parties winning with the support of the people. Naturally, the shitlib media whines about "Russian influence", completely ignoring the mass invasion and rape of Italy by illegally immigrating Africans and Arabs, while negating to mention the popularity of the hilarious massacre of certain extremely-anti-christian Africans by a true Italian patriot after a young, cisgender, pure woman was ruthlessly murdered in a voodoo ritual.

April

  • April 3, 2018. The liberalism-induced mass shooting pandemic spreads to large corporations as it occurs at YouTube HQ. JewTube likely may respond by doing further crackdown on Second Amendment rights on their pathetic website.
  • 6 April : In another blatantly obvious gassing hoax in Syria, quite literally right after Trump decided to remove troops from Syria, an alleged "gassing" of "civilians" "committed" by "Assad" (aka a blatant false flag by Mossad/ZOG) tricks Trump and gives the corrupt Western European leaders into giving the Globalists and their shitlib golem the chance to start the Third World War they have been itching for. Trump launches missiles at Syrian "chemical warehouses", but the Russians have claimed to have taken most of the missiles down with 30-year-old missile interception weaponry. The only people supporting the march to war are the globalists, shitlibs, ANTIFA retards, anti-whites, the Lügenpresse and (obviously the most vocal) the Jews, especially the Israelis who openly murdered 35 Palestinian protesters at the same time.
  • 14 April 2018: Trump launches a missile in Islamic Syria to help retarded liberals know that World War 3 is imminent (really close). It works!
  • 16 April 2018: R. Lee Ermey, famous for playing that Drill Instructor from Hell that will take a shit in a toilet right before shoving your face into it and informing you that he won't let you up until you've eaten everything in the bowl died from pneumonia. A sad day, as there hasn't been a decent movie with basic training in it since the late 80's. Internet tough guys' material will only get more and more stale during Call of Duty chat as they try to tell us in a R. Lee Ermey style, waiting for their balls to drop; high pitched voice, how they were a Marine Corps Assassin that can rip our heads off and shit down our necks while never making a sound. A big Hotel Romeo from the ED staff to R. Lee Ermey.
  • 17 April 2018: America loses former first lady and Presidential sammich maker Barbera Bush. Few knew her true age but some have estimated that Pangea may have still been in existance when she was born.
  • 18 April 2018: Wrestling great Bruno Sammartino passes away. He was 82.
  • 20 Apirl 2018: Overated ""Musician"" Avicii an heros.
  • 21 April 2018: Verne Troyer becomes An hero
  • 25 April 2018: The Golden State Killer, infamous and at large since 1981, has finally been found and arrested. Turns out its a boring old ex-cop doing the killings (allegedly).
  • 26 April 2018: Kanye West publicly comes out in support of Trump, causing the Judenleft to have a massive hissyfit online. Meanwhile Kanye "mysteriously" loses 10 MILLION followers on Twitter, (whist isn't Jack's fault btw(also they were Russian bots)). Also, Bill Cosby was found guilty of sexual assault. Will this event lead to a war between SJW Black rights activists and feminazis?

May

  • ED's old front end host drops ED over the Offended page which results in the site going down for a few days early this month. We apologize for any inconveniences.
  • The Jews continue their attack on Poland by claiming 2,500 250,000 500,000 Jews (out of nowhere) were killed by the Poles during the Holohoax (despite being "discovered" 15 years ago and only being forced upon Poland when they refused to transform their country into an open air Moslem rape camp), all the while still claiming to be the victims of a nation that has, for centuries, housed and protected Jewry in Europe when they were kicked out of other nations for their typical bad behavior.
  • The U.S. Embassy in Israel moves to Jerusalem, triggering the Palestinians into chimping out. The Jews kill over 50 of them and wound 4000+ in "self-defense" from the unarmed sand monkeys attempting to zerg rush the border. Meanwhile, the Jews temporarily stop their nonstop attempts to derail Trump and destroy America to congratulate Trump for 15 minutes before they get back to their usual tricks. This time, however, they manage to piss off the world as everyone was watching the shitshow happening.
  • YouTube gaming midget John Bain aka TotalBiscuit dies on May 24 from his McDonald's-induced ass cancer. (Unfortunately, I was praying for MCCAIN TO DIE FROM HIS FUCKING TUMOR ALREADY!)
  • UK Journalist and Far Right Activist Tommy Robinson gets sentenced 13 months in prison over accusations of "breaching the peace" aka covering the Arab rape gangs that the British police willingly protect at the expense of millions of white British girls.
  • Disgusting fat kike Harvey Weinstein finally turns himself in to the NYPD for rape, but is bailed out immediately like the rat he is.
  • On May 25th, the disgusting degenerate liberal whores of Ireland, along with their pathetic subhuman bugmen, vote to allow these retarded social-media-lovin' skanks the right to murder their unborn children, celebrating that "right" by singing and fucking Irish crows like the selfish cunts they are.
  • Maddox loses his retarded lolsut against Dick Masterson as the judge said it was unbelievably stupid.
  • Elon Musk goes after the Jew media and publicly asks *who* controls the media, without directly naming the Jew. Naturally, the Jew journalists start chimping out on twitter about how close Musk was to starting a irl pogrom and how he's starting a company to rate the journalists on how "good" they are.
  • Stan Lee supports Elon Musk, and not even two days later two hitmen are waiting outside Lee's residence ready to assassinate him.
  • 29 May 2018: Roseanne Barr's reboot show is canceled when she called a former Aide of Obama's an ape on Twitter.

June

  • David Spades sister-in-law, Kate Spade, Becomes An Hero on 5 June 2018 after her husband Andy files for divorce.
  • DC Comics relaunches DC Vertigo now with more unwanted SJW movements on June 7th, 2018, including Zoe Quinn's comic Goddess Mode to promote herself as the self-victim of the GamerGate boogeyman. She is the writer of the comic with the help of artist Robbi Rodriguez (Spider-Gwen, FBP), and Rico Renzi. This comic will be coming December.
  • 11 June 2018: Net Neutrality is repealed for real this time.
  • The Italian government is successfully formed despite an attempt from Brussels to cock block the will of the Italian people to physically remove the invading monkeys and kick the socialists, feminists, SJWs and communists out.
  • Anthony Bourdain decides to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with Kate Spade who ragequit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
  • ✡Goldburgs✡ actor Jason Odell gets Life's Big Ban Hammer on 10 June 2018. He was 20, having died at a young age from devastating Pink Guy Disease and Internet Cancer.
  • Kim Jong Un and Trump formally end the over 50 year Korean War in Singapore. Naturally, the Jew Left cries out in pain as they decry the end of a pointless war as a bad thing.
  • 18 June 2018: SoundCloud liberal blackie rapper XXXTentacion is shot dead, causing digital-device-raised fans with severe Fragile X Syndrome and Pink Guy Disease to start whining like whiny toddlers begging for sweets and ice cream.
  • 20 June 2018: The EU attempts to kill the internet with Article 13 as we know it but ends up pushing the law back to a further date. All flow of information is under the hands of a few centralized bureaucrats. Europoors now forced to draw their Pepes and memes by hand. Absolutely true! https://saveyourinternet.eu
  • The Donald enforces immigration law (that had been passed by Bubba Bill, Dubya, and Obongo) on illegal Beaners, causing the Facist-Left to go complete APESHIT, use photos of "tortured" children (that were taken from the criminal infested Obongo era, not that facts matter) and causing the Shitlibs to try to "protect" the poor retarded beaner children by (unironically) attacking the children of the good ICE agents (with Peter Fonda wanting Barron Trump locked with a bunch of pedophiles (for the beaners, of course)).
  • 21 June 2018: Koko the Sign language gorilla dies. She's with Harambe now.
  • 23 June 2018 Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul died at 54.
  • 24 June 2018: Former track and field star Mikese Morse runs down a family of bikers with his car.
  • 26 June 2018: Supreme Court upholds our god emperor's Travel Ban. This predictably has Liberals butthurt, including Sharia law-supporting, beheadment-loving, masculine-feminazi Linda Sarsour.
  • 27 June 2018: Joe Jackson, who molested and uthanized Michael Jackson with a Japanese-slave-made Kendama hammer to his shriveled, raisin-sized balls to keep his voice high-pitch (before Michael was molesting Corey Feldman) got hit with G-D's big Banhammer.
  • The tolerant left and SJWs go ballistic on libtard Anthony Kennedy's retirement from the United States Supreme Court, spewing insults and sending death threats at him on Twitter and other social media.

July

  • #WalkAway picks up steam as Faggots, Socialists, Communists, Niggers, Feminists and Sandwich-Makers realize they can be Nazis too and leave the Democratic Party in droves. Turns out hedging your entire party on wedge issues, shilling for Mudslime terrorists, Spic cartels and Hollywood pedo-rapists, and making Americans fear their fellow citizens isn't a viable strategy.
  • Theresa May manages to fuck up Brexit in a way only a woman can, as Boris Johnson and other high profile politicians from her own party resign from their cabinet posts and leave the government. This is the beginning of the end for the current Conservative Party and their ruling Neo-Con faction.
  • Anthony Kennedy 2: Electric Boogaloo happened on July 9, 2018 when Trump, after baiting a female candidate, nominated white male Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court. Ironically, the usual suspects on the left is losing their minds over the pick, when Kavanaugh as is a relative tame milquetoast pick compared to the all the other options.
  • President Trump's visit to Zionist Occupied Caliphate of Britanistan is epic, as he shits all over the traitorous hag May over her Brexit fail, calls out Germany for buying gas from their alleged enemy Russia, and causing "British" shitlibs to spend 30,000 GRAND on a small blimp of baby Trump floating over a small crowd of 1,000 people, mostly trannies and shitskins, all the while causing everyone else to laugh at the shitshow.
  • While Rian Johnson is still blaming the fans as 'toxic' from receiving criticism for his failed Star Wars movie The Last Jedi, Rian now blames GamerGate as a violent campaign for his failures after replying a tweet about ComicsGate.
  • As Trump was in Britain calling immigration harmful to Europe, thousands of liberal Africans riot in the streets of terrorism-plagued Paris after the African Team of "France" beats "white supremacist" Croatia in the sportsball competition.
  • God Emperor Trump met and shook hands with Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, Finland and declared that it was the Dumbocraps, not the Russians, that hacked the 2016 Elections. Unsurprisingly, the extreme Left SJW (and even "conservatives", moreso if they're #NeverTrumper cucks) neocon warmonger Zionist-Islamists are extremely triggered enough that they want to start a World War 3 with Russia even though they are the same nitwits who accused Trump of starting WW3(And even supporting Hillary in 2016 when she wanted to start WW3 by imposing a no-fly zone in Syria and threatening war with Russia and Iran).

August

  • The New York Times✡, not learning anything about trying to hide their contempt of Whites and operating a newspaper, hires the anti-white gookess Sarah Jeong, who has a extensive Twatter history of shitting on whites, and even defends her using common SJW tactics despise condemning Rosanne Barr for "racism" over a joke tweet months prior.
  • Jews begin to chimp the fuck out at they begin to realize that the boomer commie retard Jeremy Corbyn might actually have a chance to unseat the incompetent hag retard Theresa May and begin to kvetch in pain, utilizing their press monopoly as a means to destroy Corbyn before he takes power and (possibly) make negative comments on Israel.
  • August 6th, 2018: Youtube, Facebook, and other communist facist Silicon Valley globalist corporations, in coordination with Democrats and Far-left activist groups, blatantly conspire to remove Alex Jones and InfoWars from the internet, using "hate speech" "violations" as "justification" for his de-platforming (right before the Mid Terms, no less), despite his content not even being remotely hateful (except to shitlibs and the 1%✡) and only proves the slippery slope of censorship being forced upon the American internet to counter populism in violation of the 1st Amendment. Naturally, the Leftist hypocrites, who cried out in pain nonstop every time Trump called out the Media for its bullshit for 2 1/2 years, celebrated this action against Alex Jones, further cementing the moral divide in America.
  • Exactly one year after the disastrous Unite the Right Rally in Charlottesville, a dozen or less alt righters decide to do Unite the Right 2: Electric Bogaloo, but in D.C. this time. Naturally, this causes the Left to chimp out, especially Antifa, who chimp out and attack the Cville police, the same ones who ironically gave Antifa the opportunity to attack the alt right attendees.
  • August 9, 2018: MundaneMatt is exposed as a false flagger by Ethan Ralph, Mister Metokur and Keemstar on a lulzy livestream.
  • August 11: 2018: God's Computer Programmer Terry Davis, the man who created God's perfect OS and exposed the massive CIAnigger conspiracy, rises to the throne after sacrificing himself to a train.
  • id Software releases their Doom: Eternal reveal game-play, but SJW's cry out in pain when in-game npc comments on demons as 'immigrants' Earth as a 'melting pot' and Demon being an 'offensive term', instead using the term 'mortally challenged'.
  • A sorrow moment passes through the Meme world as meme legend and actor Stefán Karl Stefánsson dies from bile duct cancer. #1.
  • August 26, 2018: War mongering Communist faggot and traitor to the United States John McCain finally dies after a tumor successfully completes its suicide mission of ending his life after just one day of ending his treatment. Zionist shills, retarded shitlibs, neocon traitors and Communist faggots cry out in pain as one of their greatest supporters ends his 35 year reign of terror by failing to start World War 3.
  • A twerpy Jew, David Kats, shoots up a MLG event in Jacksonville, killing 4 (three huwyte, one black). The media pounces in on this with their typical spew of bullshit about trying to capitalize on the not even cold bodies of the victims.

September

  • Trump's tariffs take their toll as countries with strong dependance on the American market, such as Soviet Canuckstan, began to show signs of recession.
  • September 12 2018 - The next battle to save the internet begins. The EU is still after your rare pepes. https://saveyourinternet.eu
  • Brianna Wu lost the Massachusetts Primary Election against Stephen Lynch and became a sore loser. Will run again against Stephen Lynch in 2020.
  • September 6 Burt Reynolds dies of a heart attack at 82
  • Also September 6, 2018: Alex Jones’ Tw@tter account gets PERMABANNED after he accused a certain CNN (aka Crappy “News” Network) (((reporter))) of harassing and getting him banned not only from the digital realm, but also real life as well.
  • September 7 Rapper, Mac Miller✡️ overdoses on drugs.

December

  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg is killed by the Krampus for being a naughty girl, giving Trump a third Supreme Court Justice.
  • Zoe Quinn releases her first DC Vertigo SJW comic Goddess Mode.
  • The left and the DNC are exposed as disgusting cabbalistic pedovores, probably more so if their "Blue Wave" turns into another Blue Drought.
  • 31 December 2018: Make it your New Year's Resolution to leave your mother's basement, buy some basic camping supplies, and quickly drive to your new rural midwest US home in panic. Next year's resolution can be to kiss a pure, humble, cisgender girl.
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