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FACT ALERT:

ANTOINE DODSON IS HIDING FROM DALAVESTA. HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO DOGS. HIDE YO HORSES, CUZ DALAVESTAS FUCKIN EM TONIGHT!



You may recognize her from Eyes of Old.
Bawwww
Dala Shows Titties For You to Join Guild!

Dalavesta of Moon Guard/Sirona of Beastforum


 
 
Seeing Dalavesta's tits made me want to suck a dick. It made me want to go gay and stay there.
 

 

— A Moon Guard Male.


Meet Dalavesta. She is known for her many interests in life, like reading tarot cards, being the GM of a guild on Moon Guard in World of Warcraft, and now fucking dogs. Dalavesta leads a busy life. For someone that can read the future with a bunch of cards did she see that she was going to make it big in the world of animal rape? Only the mystic gods of fur-fuckery know.

She was first seen on Beastforum on the Sirona account looking for a new boyfriend after a breakup with her fiance. We can only presume that he found out that she liked man's best friend more than man and left her. There she found many other sick fucks that told her it was a good idea to post her pictures and that was when we got our first look.

Then it spread into pandemonium when she was caught on the Warcraft forums by trolls that trolled, just to get White Knighted. It is believed that she admitted to her sickfuckery just to turn around and say her account was hacked. All that we have is one screencap to rule them all.

Formerly known as ThePreciousPaw on youtube, she now spends the majority of her time hiding behind her guild on the CultLive Channel where they specialize in making shitty videos and she lies about her name. Current aliases are Dara Mize, Dara Evert-Mize, and Dara Evert. All of which are bullshit. She likes to feel like a special snowflake by saying her videos are part of a company: Dara Evert-Mize and Cult Live Productions, Fairfield, OH 45014.

You can see their work here: (http://www.youtube.com/user/CultLive Mary Sue RP and General Bullshit)

Pay them a visit in their RP community here: (http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/1182022 LOL RP) Where she was hacked and young men spew to her: (http://www.azerothonline.net/community/index.php White Knights)

What Dalavesta/Sirona Looks for in a "Man."


Taken from her Beastforum Personal Ads, here we find what sick shit she likes:

I feel a little guilty posting here again after the last failure.

But oh, what the hey! Why not get out on a fresh start?

I’m Sirona, 19 (Single) bisexual female from south-western Ohio, about 30 minutes from cinci.

I’m looking for dominant men to serve, dogs or not (However the ambition to GET ONE, is very important.)

Weather you live in Ohio, northern Kentucky, or Eastern Indiana, or even if you want to visit, it doesn’t matter.

I promise to make things worth your while! And am even available for over-night visits.

I’m not looking for flings, one night stands are un-predictable and rather bland, but a pressured relationship is no good either.

A consistent and WELL VERSED DOM. Preferably someone who knows what they are doing would be great.

So just keep these in mind.

No Dogs with cocks over nine inches. No married/taken doms. Please know what your doing. I shouldn’t be doming you. Must be able to travel. ~ A lot of you asks for pictures of me. So here some are!

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-137338.html ~ Send me a message over BF.

Please be expected to speak on the phone about setting up any and all potential meetings. If your not interested in this add or just want to chat, feel free to respond, but I probably wont say anything back!


Another:


18 female here in Cincinati looking to be braught, or have dogs taken to her for some good long fuck session.

Toys optional, couples are loved, horses even if you can take me out to the range.

Male dogs only.

Male or female human partners.

Many <3's.

Petplay is always a -big- bonus. For more details send me a PM, or IM and tell me where your from!!!

No traveling out of state, no, I will not come even if you offer to buy me a plane ticket.(I am however flattered people asked!!!)

Hoping to speak with you soon.


And the real crowning jewel:

My Master and I are looking for exactly what the title implies. A nice big dog to come and fill my cunt to the brim if you enjoy me being quite blunt about it!

We are looking for a female owner, and a male dog intrested in both participating and having fun.

Dog Restrictions: No Greyhounds, no Great Danes (I have a deep fear of these and will sadly not be allowed as applicants.)

A date will be shedualed that works for all three, and we'll work on having some fun and watching this cute little 'pet' get filled with dog cum.

Send me a PM, we'll speak more over the phone, or skype, or even just IM's with my Master and I and I will get back to you asap.

Thanks for reading

<3s!

These can all be found in original print at Beastforum where she roams as Sirona with her ex-fiance. There they abuse a dog named Lex that also starred in Cherrie Rebel. More ads can be found here and on various other websites.

Dalavesta's Top Victim Pool


1:Australian Shepard Collie

2: Australian Coolie

3: Norwegian Elkhound

And of course, the German Shepard.


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