Phobos

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Phobos = infected with GOTIS

You can help by not giving her any attention.

Phobos is a "tryhard" lol where's your chan now fuckheads, a pretty princess, and, among users who are THE LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS, a Sephiroth clone. She is described as "the beautiful, androgynous Aryan queen of IRC". Don't you fucking forget it. After building an epic internet reputation on Encyclopedia Dramatica (later OhInternet) she decided to wreck half the chans on the Internet (whatsup weeaboos). Former member of #RustleLeague, GNAA, and dongforce. Labeled an Internet terrorist by Randi Harper, Laurelai, and Gamergate. Guilty of compromising numerous twitter accounts, deviantART profiles, and making your girlfriend insecure about her looks. Known for participation in IRC wars, Twitter d0xing, being BFFs with Meepsheep, and never banning anyone on WTFux IRC.

Believe it or not, Phobos claims to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. She is currently "unemployed"; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom.

STATUS: Not banned from everything. Guess I'm too hardcore fgt.

Current Whereabouts

Phobos can be found on many ircd's proceeding to fuck all your shit up. irc.wtfux.net #ed Come the fuck at me bro.
HARDCHATS
HARDCHATS
HARDCHATS

Im also on twitter you shitnerds: PERMANENTLY BANNED IN 24 HOURS

From Humble Beginnings

Phobos wasn't always the badass, epic trolling glam rocker we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his internet reputation on hardcore underground sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica (also, OhInternet). Has done incredibly important things like write numerous AOTN. Peruse her masterful writing:

Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on - Most Recent
Social Justice
Tornadoes
Hauntings
Randi Harper
Laurelai
789chan
puddles
MicahFennec
Dimitri The Lover
Wikipedia IRC Bouncers
Dylan Tnga
Lesbian
Military Wives
ToKeN
ED10
NEDM - First article

However, she was still failing to receive the admiration and respect that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the FAGGOT community.

Inspiring Quotes

	“	Yeah I am so try hard on Internet Relay Chat it is the most technical and difficult of human interaction. Go fuck yourself.	„
	—Phobos on chatting

	“	all of the old guard is gone I just watch now	„
	—Phobos on being an oldfag

	“	Lol, 789chan is a fucking joke to anyone outside of this retard circus. I dont give a fuck how hard you 12 year olds put on your Internet super hero costume and try yo impress one another of your ability to type out shit tier baby's first trolls at me. I'm here to watch Robb not to read your basement authored cheeto stained opinions. I dont care how much your mother lets you borrow the mini-van you are all homosexual deviants of the highest degree. Thank you : )	„
	—Phobos is a badass on the internet

Phobos destroys nigamajiga

The definition of asking for it.

A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore

789chan giving up

Wow 789chan is upset

Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one Robert Wayne Stiles, and had a brilliant idea: she would become the next Clyde Cash by epically trolling Robb! He followed the links at the bottom of Robb's ED page back to the chan that discovered Robb and instantly made himself at home in 789chan's IRC. Unfortunately, Robb was quitting the tranny buisiness and no one on 789chan appreciated his ingenious attempts at trollin. She was ~~called out~~ G-lined for being a tryhard faggot after a ~~month~~ day of actively being on the chan. Despite being the proclaimed "greatest person to have ever graced ED and OHI," he ignored the old "Don't feed the trolls" rule and ~~vehemently argued~~ posted 5 times against the original poster who called him a tryhard and other users who laughed at his antics. The mods finally had enough of the pointless arguing and banned Phobos from the chan.

	“	He tried to secure his place in trolling history by trolling 789chan and sucking up to ~~actual Rika trolls~~ IntroMan. Unfortunately, his trolling attempt backfired and everyone at 789chan laughed at him. Naturally, the only course of action was to declare war against his detractors. His hobbies include bragging about his internet reputation, pretending not to be mad, and reverting all edits	„
	—789chanFaggot

Then phobos came back (quite easily) and continued to spam, ruin, and brutally fuck 789chan to death to the point that its main owner SeanieB decided to call it quits. The chanfaggots all decided to migrate to a new chan and continue being highly angry about the Internet happily ever after the end. GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME MORE CAPTCHA~ RIP BUTTFUCKERZ ~#~#~

COOLGUY About missing Pics

Oops where'd ur imagechan go y0
Phobos has many pictures of horses
HEY LOOK IM ON TV
Awesome

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Spamming goatse to show how much she doesn't care
Cool
Neat
More pictures
Coincidence? I think not.

In conclusion...

LOL 789CHAN IS GONE FOREVER

Dox

Moar info: 789chan/Phobos Dox.

Power Word: Janet Holmes
Address: 1701 Bryant Street #700 Denver, CO 80204
Phone: N/A
Last Work Address: The Melting Pot - 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue Colorado Springs, CO 80903

I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME

More Dox

Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED IN THE ACTUAL WTC, LITERALKA

George Crosby AKA phobos
18530 Woodhaven Drive
Colorado Springs, CO 80908
Home: (719) 473-6868
Mother: Janet Lee Holmes-Crosby
AKA Jan & Jean
Father: Peter M Crosby
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