Badger

Badgers are large, omnivorous members of the weasel family known for their ornery dispositions and the distinctive white and black striped markings on their heads. They are also filthy TB-carrying bastards and if seen should be killed immediately for great justice. Ideally with a shovel.

Badgers could refer to:

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Honey Badger
Hufflepuff, whose symbol is a badger.

Badgers are also related to, but not to be confused with, skunks, a considerably more popular animal with the furfag community, likely because it smells as bad as most furries.

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Badger

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