FT2

FT2, is a Britfag Wikipedia admin and former Arbitrator who practices Neuro-linguistic programming, a pseudoscience nonsense approach to psychology. He is also sympathetic to zoophilia, believing it allows increased empathy to animals. He is also a part of the secret police of Wikipedia known as the checkusers and oversighters.

Super-sleuth Daniel Brandt mistakenly claims (Archive) that he is Paul Sinclair, a close friend of David Gerard, which explains his affinity for abusing personal information.

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If you're thinking "he doesn't look English", you're right.

Farmsex

FT2 loves animals. A lot. In fact, he loves them to the point of fucking them, and he likes to add material to Wikipedia that normalizes bestiality.

In order to unfairly aid FT2’s 2007 ArbCom election, David Gerard oversighted two edits made by FT2 on July 11, 2004 (diffs are 4559833 and 4557792), that exposed FT2’s zoophilia. If they had not been oversighted, FT2 would ‎never have been elected to ArbCom. David Gerard banned some poor faggot called Giano II for bringing this to light. Fred Bauder confirmed that this was true here. The two edits in question were to their Zoophilia article. The edit summary for one was "Addition of section: Zoophilia as a lifestyle (draft v1)" and the edit summary for the other one was "added "dogsex" to "farmsex", being the two terms commonly used in pornography" (Entries 55 and 56).

Other edits made by FT2 are also found to have been oversighted. Several of these were when he erased edits made by his own IP address, 87.127.119.101, because he doesn't want you to know where he lives (Entries 1029, 1030, 1170). Apparently, his business is located in Wiltshire, England, but he lives in Cardiff, Wales (there are plenty of goats and sheep in Wales).

The "Anvil email"

In 2008, FT2 and the rest of the Arbitration Committee were awash in tears caused by the PoetHorde, so FT2 set out to remove Poetlister and his hosiery once and for all by using a standard Wikipedia tactic: blackmail. At the time, Poetlister was a married civil servant, and had not yet told his wife just how good he looks in a push-up bra, nor had he told Queen Liz that he was using her IPs to sockpuppet at Wikipedia. After abusing his checkuser rights to find out that Poetlister was a transvestite civil servant, FT2 composed an email threatening to out Poetlister to his wife and employer, and to nark on him for editing from a government IP. Poetlister published this email, for lulz and graet justice. In 2010, after an Arbcom mailing list was leaked to Wikipedia Review, it was confirmed that several sitting arbs had endorsed this abuse of personal information. Remember that the next time you contribute to Wikipedia... they will wreck your life if they feel like it.

“	You have a deadline below, and I'll repeat everything as often as you need to hear it, and consider concerns all the way till then. One minute after that, gloves come off all the way, without any further warning, starting with [redacted wife's name]'s workplace for evidence, and the Department of Health, and probably unavoidably, ending with family or someone will inform the police. Do you actually love your family, or need them? Or are they toys too? Sacrifice your fictions, games and abuses for yourself and them. Put right the abuses you have done over the last 3 years and you may survive, or take complete responsibility for any unfortunate results of forcible removal. I don't know [redacted wife's name], but she seems tough, and people don't like being deceived. I don't know what settlement you'd get, but I bet it won't include the things in real life you care most about. Risk it if you like. Your call. And watch me not minding if it hurts you to put this all right.	„
—excerpt from, the Anvil email

Despite the abuse of private information and the sadistic and likely criminal nature of the Anvil email, FT2 retains his checkuser and sysop rights at Wikipedia.

External links

• Wikipedia self-flagellates over vanishing 'farmsex' • The Register
• Talk page. Troll for great justice

See also

• Bestiality
• Furluminati
• Furries
• Wikipedia Admin Gallery

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