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RIURichHomie
Do you like faggotry? You would not be reading this ED shit if you didn't. Consider the faggotic and cuntistic magic of "RIURichHomie", powerword Zachary Lee Morgenstern. If that name isn't faggotistic enough, the federal case against his fat gamerboy ass for Swatting and general assreaming might just be the ticket to yer personal Cuntistan. Such an awesome hacker, the 19-year-old is now up the river in Butthole Reamy land. We'd be totally afraid of his 1334 hAx0rZ ass if it werent stuck in a Supermax prison. "YOU CAN"T CATCH A HACKER"!
WhoTF is he??
A nobody, a teenager from the suburbs of Houston (Cypress to be exact) with probably a serious overdose of FPS gaming disease and twitchy pretzel finger. Can you find the time to laugh at him? Plus, the little twitmonkey used the email "[email protected]" thus marking him as a dicksnot forever. He who poses as a Lulzsec member has to at least be not fucking stupid.
WhatTF did he do to make him lulzy?
Ask the feds, who couch everything in such penisarian and creamy ways:
WhyTF Marshall, Minnesota when he lived in fucking Texas?
So he had an "Accomplice" feeding him info on people to "H4ck". Or maybe it's cowardice, the ghey little snotworm didn't want the local piggies to come after his scrote? Who knows, there's some power stupid here.
Legalese
- All case documents in which he and family are doxed real good, Thanks Uncle Sam!
see also
- Hacker
- 13-year-old boy lolz
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