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	“	Who cares if you're obsessed with Cresselia..? I'm obsessed with Latias, I love her more than anything else, and I'm proud of my love for her...	„

Latias4ever, also known as Sliver the Latios and Luis Vital of deviantART is a self-pitying pokéfaggot and attention whore who claims to be a 17-year-old from Portugal. He exists only to spread drama, faggotry, lies and to disturb and annoy everyone on dA. Sliver claims that his father abuses him and beats him - which is obviously 100% true. Insult Latias and Latios, and he'll ass rape you, look down on you like you're the scum of the Earth, then write a journal about how you trolled his ass.

He thinks he is a 1337 expert at spotting references, but simply just fails at it. Also notice how he is using a ROM, he is too cheap to buy the fucking game.
He is God, and if you don't follow his rules, he will kill you.
He trolls TheEeveelutionsClub, a xat chat, and Warriors on a regular basis, most likely due to jealousy over them not letting him in. Needless to say, he trolls terribly.
He's known to BAWWW over the smallest of things.
Pokémon is Serious Fucking Business.
He dumped the only girlfriend he ever had, and you will be his next.
He also persistently claims that reports against him that successfully have him banned or suspended from a website, are fake. Which means he's obviously embarrassed about the stupid shit he's done.

Family Life

Sliver constantly bitches on his journals about how his family is so horrible. Mostly because they won't spend over 9000 dollars on a shitty Pokemon game, or force him to go to bed earlier when his grades drop (which is just intolerable). This distributing of parental justice is understandable, considering he constantly calls them assholes and bitches, while demanding a credit card. Even though he is an ungrateful brat, they usually end up getting him shit he wants anyway.

	“	I wanted to kill them, like I do EVERY FUCKING DAY!	„
	— Someone should probably alert his family to this...

Lati

“	...I won't applause anyone when I'm forced to hurt the Pokémon I love the most! Cries.	„
—To Silver, Pokemon is serious business

The Latis are basically drama-whore furfags, like Silver. They congregate at an xat chan, as well as at DeviantART and FurAffinity. A Lati is something like a Pokémon-based fursona, but much worse and far more unoriginal. They partake in things like “Hatchdays”, roleplay Pokémon sex, "fly away" on journal entries, and are also fond of perverted fetishes like vore and tentacle rape. If you are unfortunate enough to comment or favorite one of their works, they will immediately "nuzzle your nose" and attempt to rape you. If you ask them ANY questions about their weird behavior, they will try to hide under the guise of roleplaying. In reality, though, they are otakukin furfags who believe they turn into a Lati every night while asleep, during which time they all have Pokémon orgies with each other.

Eeveelutions

	“	SUPPORT THE HATE! ^.^	„
	—Latias4ever

For someone with such empathy for imaginary creatures, there is nothing Silver hates more than Eeveelutions. He hates them so much because his ex-girlfriendis supposedly a bitchy skank with even bitchier friends. Even if you have known him forever and ask him about why he hates her and Eevees so much, he will reply angrily and whine about how terribly she and her friends treated him. Despite the fact that he hates her and wants nothing to do with her, he constantly stalks her journals and insults her. Which is about the same way he treats his family, and anyone else who isn't an insane furry.

Faggotry

“	forget it… forget it… It just shows no one gives a fuck about me…”	„
—Sliver, speaking the truth

Sliver believes that he is the smartest guy in the world. In reality however, he is either the most retarded person on dA, or one of the best trolls ever - your mileage may vary. Everything Sliver says has been shoved through his ass and up his spinal cord; like a troll, but more full of himself. If someone doesn't agree with him, or if someone does something he does not approve of - even if it doesn't concern him - they must die. In all likelihood, the bitch is just jealous of people who have lives, and are obviously smarter than he is. Sliver is just a self-hating faggot. Also, if you happen to have have a girlfriend, he wants her. It is not possible to have a girlfriend and be his friend at the same time - but who would want to befriend this faggot, anyway?

Like any good drama-magnet, he threatens to leave dA on a regular basis; unfortunately, like a bad zit or herpes, he never goes away.

“	Me and _____ got togeather. I love her alot, and she loves me alot. But stupid little Luis desides to get his fat nose into our business. Hes been shouting at ______ since we got togeather, shouting "LEAVE HIM NOW!!", and as you can imagen she is increadibly upset. You call yourself a friend Luis? Then stop hurting your friends! Hes telling her "All this fighting will end when you leave _____", no that wont end the arguing. That will only fuel it more, and more! If you try and ruin a relationship, then the only thing that will come out of it is anger and fighting!	„
—A friend, telling him to cease his faggotry.

One of Silver's particularly amusing traits is his rant journals, which he will spew nonstop about something/someone that/who pisses him off. Make him pissed and prepare for lulz. Then, after a long day of crying over his dad spanking him on the ass for whining like a spoiled child, he’ll most likely go to masturbate to a picture of a Latias. And thus, the cycle continues.

The Perverted Period

“	"Ah yes... If you wish to address me of some way, without being Sliver or The Electric Latios... You can call me the Pervy Latios... Winks. <3"	„
—Sliver, proud to be a perv.

Less of a period and more of an exclamation mark, actually. He's a bigger perv than even you could ever dream to be. Sliver's biggest goal in life is to rape Latias. If that doesn't work, any furry, your children, your mom or even you will probably suffice. He fucking loves yiff, and will do anything to have everything within his sweaty grasp sexualized. He shares his fantasies with the world; the lulz is overwhelming. The exploits are so lulzy your eyeballs will probably fall out. His biggest fetish is tentacle rape, and Silver is extremely proud of it. He likes informing the masses of all of his fetishes, and honestly believes that this makes him sexy; when in actuality, it just makes him seem like the mentally disturbed teen he is. That, and when he's not raping Latias, he's sucking off his father's dick for pocket money. Worst of all, all of this is encompassed in rule 34 Poképorn.
It seems the perverted period has yet to end.

DON'T HURT THE POKEMON!

Alas, brought to tears by the torture of sweet, nonexistent animals. Behold, the end of innocence.

Silver's resilient hard-on for other creatures shows great depths of compassion that could show him to become the next leader of PETA. If only he could grasp that Pokemon are fucking imaginary and stop being such a pussy about it. Sadly for Silver, no one has yet told him that Pokemon aren't real. Probably because if someone even begins to explain their purpose he'll stick his fingers in his ears and hold his breath like a 7-yr-old until they stop. He stupidly thinks that pokemon are to be treated with love and real pokemon fans don't hurt pokemon, which only raises the question; how the fuck does he play the game if he so strongly believes they shouldn't fight?