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Generic Flareon
An outcast in a community of outcasts, Generic Faggot (Powerword: Christopher Perez) is a narcissistic Pokefurfaggot art-whore with the temperament of a three-year-old, the libido of a three-year-old rabbit minus the actual sex, the arrogance of a three-year-old duck, and the intelligence of a three-year-old goldfish. His main hobbies include: Spending his allowance on more gay Pokemon porn, cheating on his fairy boyfriends, begging people to buy him games on Steam, cheating on his fairy boyfriends, RAGING out at other furfags until they ban him from their circlejerks, cheating on his fairy boyfriends, begging the people who have banned him to let him crawl back into their gay orgies with promises of sharing his AIDS with them, cheating on his fairy boyfriends, compulsively lying about literally everything, cheating on his fairy boyfriends, leaving the groups on his own and then coming back two weeks later claiming to have "changed," cheating on his fairy boyfriends, and declaring white knight Jihad on other faggots using all 0 of his remaining fuck-buddies in a desperate effort to turn attention away from his own far greater faggotry, and did we mention cheating on his fairy boyfriends? And yes, he carries on relationships with multiple shrimpy, girly boys whenever he can find one dumb enough to feel pity for him for a couple of weeks.
It Came From The Sewers of MSN
Entering the furfag community at the ripe old age of 13, he spent his first couple of years going by his real name on MSN before turning himself into a vampire Flareon with a million "Original the Character" alterations including heterochromia and gay-looking scarves. Not long after, he found like-minded Flareon fag Pokefurs and founded the "Firefluffs" group while also joining a larger community on Valve's social networking and Jewgold-collection service called the Petition Against Flareon Uselessness, where still more fairyfag Pokefurs exchanged virtual semen. Here he began his long career of whoring himself out and begging people to spend over 9000 dollars' worth of games on him. He picked up one boyfriend to suck dry after another while casting himself as the victim and saying it was the boyfriend's fault he decided to go spread his legs for another a dozen other underaged faggots on the internet his dildo (Actually, it's an empty bottle of bubble-blowing solution, SRSLY.) while fapping to gay roleplayed buttsex after losing games of Halo to other eight-year-olds on Xbox Live.
The Great BAW Ban of 2011
However repulsively cuddly and effeminate they are, even PAFU has SOME standards and isn't quite gay enough to handle his constant complaints, raging sessions, and overall fail manipulation attempts, and eventually began kicking his sorry ass back into his own hugbox group. Which he of course handled very well, begging and pleading for second chances. And third chances. And nine-thousand-first chances. Being pussies, they kept letting him back in, until one day, he decided to go in and bitch and moan about how his Minecraft server had almost no visitors because PAFU's own servers were better. The resident rabid snarling attack dog moderator, Shiny Umbreon, decided enough was enough and permabanned him from ever participating in PAFU's autistic mass orgies ever again. After some more crying and moaning, elements of PAFU and another more sane group of Pokefags called the National Pokedex flooded Gen's "friends" group and spammed the chatroom until he locked it down and made it friends-only, producing more lulz and causing even more crying and pity pleas which nobody sane (Approximately 0% of PAFU) took seriously.
The Lulz Harvest of 2012-2013
Gen would spend the next year dating people and then getting dumped by them for being a money-grubbing, controlling and manipulative whore and then promptly sic his army of white knights on them for daring to defy his holiness, or rather, refusing to further defile his gaping lack thereof. Most notable of these fairyboys is one Inkblot Espy, who put up with his shit for a whole year before replacing his dick with his foot and kicking Gen's hollowed-out ass out of his life. Later on, he was b& from PAFU's MC servers because the idiots hadn't already kicked him out. But it's not a total fail, since they gathered epic lulz from it by blowing up his house in the server and using fireworks to celebrate, then posting it on YT. After a few more disastrous relationships, the duration of each of which could be measured in weeks, he pissed off someone enough to send a letter detailing his internet history to his parents. This resulted in him being scared shitless enough to feign sanity for a while before returning to his old ways with renewed vigor, having managed to fool dozens of people into thinking he'd changed. Unfortunately, his parents did nothing, which left him free to ask over two dozen different people to fuck him in the ass before starting more drama.
2013: Gen Takes on ED and Fails
Within hours of the creation of the article, Gen and his white knight squad got to work trying to remove this page and vandalize the author's userpage. The author laughed and vandalized his page for them even more. After Gen learned that that getting rid of a page on a wiki is like fighting a legion of hydra heads, they began conspiring together to "do evil things" to 343 Grenadier and to ED. Gen began begging the author to take the article down, promising to do anything he wanted to which the author replied he couldn't and didn't want to anyway.
How To Be Gen
Gen's modus operandi is to grovel and play nice until he suckers some victim into trusting him, then begging for art, games, money, roleplay sex, or possibly even more disturbing favors. Once, he feigned having a damaged hard drive so several different people would give him the hard drives he needed to expand his porn collection. Another time, he tried to get over two dozen people to date him in the course of less than two weeks. He's an admittedly gifted liar, but is too stupid to make flawless cover stories and anyone with any common sense can see right through them. Also, people who decide he's an asshole and stop being friends with him are usually subjected to his attempts to sic white knights on them and destroy their reputations. He also always blames everyone except himself. And finally, his temper is out of control. Much of the drama he causes is a result of his nonexistent impulse control, which includes raging out at people for no reason. If you can do all this properly and it comes naturally to you, go kill yourself. One Gen is bad enough.
Gen In 2016
Nothing has changed. Gen is this the same art hungry fur fag that he has always been. Even after someone convincing a few artist and several other people to get him all the art that he wants Gen still bitches and complains about it not being enough. Going so far as to bitch about the prices artists charge as being too high. Though any price would be too high for some jobless fuckboy who does nothing but sit at home all day and wanks off to his gay little RP's that he has. He'll act all sweet and innocent just to get more girls (who he will be extremely possessive of) or art from a person, but when said person stops giving him want he wants Gen will turn on them and try and play the victim card and pretend to be all helpless while his army of white knights marches in to defend the honor of their cum covered god. If he ever does something wrong and can't pit the blame on someone else he'll simply play of the sympathy of others long enough for them to forget what he did just so he can turn around and do it again.Though on the off chance that doesn't work and someone still calls him out of his bullshit he'll promise to change and will act that way long enough to sick back into his old ways of bitching and demanding free art. Going so far to forcibly inserting himself in other peoples art all without paying a dime.
Update of LULZ
(Editing because last two edits where idiots.)
Oh boy do I ever have an update for this page. Brace yourselves because this is going to be one hell of an update boy. It finally happened. After years of being a human condom that gets reused more times than a Kanye West joke, Gen has finally caught a STD. To be more specific he caught herpes. It's about damn time. Maybe, just maybe this will teach him about trying to get more dicks than a college girl at a frat party. But the news doesn't stop there. Gen claims his new boyfriend gave it to him.
He goes on to say now how he lost the love of his life and calls her selfish for not wanting to take the risk of getting a STD. Classy Gen. Please never change. But the lulz don't stop there. He goes on to say now how he can have all the unprotected sex he wants with his new boyfriend while also saying he has to be careful around new partners. Two things Gen. That's a great take away from this. "No more worrying about unprotected sex since I already have a STD", yeah nice. Second good luck finding anyone willing to risk it even with protection.
There's also talk through the grape vine of Gen sleeping with his best friend when she was still UNDERAGE. Still waiting for my contacts to get back to me with the screen shots of the convo, but being that I've had multiple people tell me this let's my know that it's most likely true. Meaning that not only is Gen a disgusting herpes filled fuckboy, but he's also a pedo. Anything for some free ass eh, Gen?
Update: So I promised caps of Gen being a pedo, but while I wait on that have this instead. Gen being a fucking racist. Just when you think he can't sink any lower, he takes it as a personal challenge and does more. Gen it's one thing to be upset over a company's choice of what they do with their game, but it's totally different to claim all the people of a certain race act the same way. Then go on to say it's not racist it's a fact. BOY!!!!! This guys has a few issues.
See Also
External Links
- His Steam account.
- His FurAffinity account.
- His IRL Facebook.
- His disgusting fetishes.
- xpunisher1295x
- His XBOX Live - PUNISHER1295
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Generic Flareon is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |