Triforce

Newfags can't X are threads posted on 4chan wherein the OP makes the claim that newfags can't do a certain thing like:

• triforce
• >green text
• PENIS
• #fortune
• uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ
• Reverse post header
• impersonate moot
• eval(
• Redname
• blank post

silly newfags

Most of the time these threads are flooded with idiots saging it to hell and back, either validating or discrediting OP's claim, since anyone who would post in these threads is an obvious faggot. Of course only newfags care about posting those, so it's usually an easy way to spot newfags and raging oldfags.

How To Triforce

Triforcing is quite possibly the easiest thing to do in history. All you have to do is:

1. Hit space
2. Copy and paste the triangle from another website like this page for example
3. Hit enter
4. Paste triangle twice

And like magic you get:

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Batman can't triforce.

Eric Failston can't triforce.

Oldfag made giga triforce

When op says newfags cant triforce just write this:

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Or, preferably, ignore the entire thread. After all, you have much better things to do. Though it may be a mark of pride in the basement-dwelling set to respond to such blatant idiocy with a perfectly-formed (or intentionally misshapen) set of upwards-pointing triangles, most users are going to leave your post unnoticed while they continue to frantically seek out CP.

Google

Lol wut?

On april 22, 2009 the self aware system that is skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the triforce in its main theme photo. Some speculated that a person who works with the Google told it that it couldnt do one and then it promptly proved him wrong.

4chan quickly categorized this as win, but they soon realized that triforce is now a forced meme, so it eventually became a fail.

Final boss of newfaggotry

Sometimes, threads pop up on /b/, claiming that this certain thread is the final boss of the internet's first level, and whoever posts in the thread is no longer a newfag.

That is total bullshit, however, therefore enjoy your newfaggotry, sir, because you will never become a true /b/rother :(.

ED Newfags

ED has it's certain newfaggotry as well. Symptoms may include being unfunny, asking whether the poster is right, namefagging, spamming pa bullshit, and creating retarded articles about things nobody knows, AMIRITE?

Censorship

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Real newfags are the ones that do this at all

On June 17, moot censored the expression "Newfags can't triforce", confirmed on /b/, to cure the cancer. Trying to post it gives this error message : "Part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted :(". However this has not improved much of anything becasue of all the alternative ways to create Newfags can't X threads

Gallery

Triforces About missing Pics

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  LINK MAH BOIIIII, newfags can't triforce.
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  Ganon can't triforce.
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  Dr Manhattan can't triforce.
• Reinfeldt can't triforce either.
  Reinfeldt can't triforce either.

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  Storyboard can triforce.
• Youtube, however, cannot.
  Youtube, however, cannot.
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  Where is your God now?
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• Liar
  Liar
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  Cleverbot, the world's first biggest newfag who admits it holy shit!
• Wrestling Legacy & Gilette hero Cody Rhodes is a Chick Magnet who chooses TriForce over Pepsi
  Wrestling Legacy & Gilette hero Cody Rhodes is a Chick Magnet who chooses TriForce over Pepsi
• The golden triforce makes an entrance on the grandest stage of them all.
  The golden triforce makes an entrance on the grandest stage of them all.
• The legendary blue iron boots bear the mark. Give fantastic powers to hold breath while wet.
  The legendary blue iron boots bear the mark. Give fantastic powers to hold breath while wet.
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  As the half-brother of 90s trap Goldust, Cod defeat the modern trap Santino Marella
• Also comes in traditional black so that the gold sparkles better.
  Also comes in traditional black so that the gold sparkles better.
• The triforce gives him the power to defeat rapper nigras.
  The triforce gives him the power to defeat rapper nigras.
• and stare down Jamaicanigras
  and stare down Jamaicanigras
• and be booted by Mexicanigras
  and be booted by Mexicanigras
• and tackle flying Wigras
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• Post this on triforce thread and become oldfag.
  Post this on triforce thread and become oldfag.

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External Links

• Cody Hero Fusion

• Rhodes Has It

• ESPN Interview with Triforce King: "Whenever they bring out a new Zelda game, I'm there, I don't know if it's Link or if it's Zelda with the pointy little ears. I remember thinking as a kid that she was pretty hot."

• The comprehensive guide to Triforcing

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