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SokiTwopaw
FUCK YEAH ALERT: EDiots are SEAKING the next sock of SokiTwopaw. |
Warning! Sokithreepaw is a dummy account, yet furries are fucking retarded and keep adding its videos to their favorites! |
SokiTwopaw is an upstanding figure in the fur community. He has taken it upon himself to unite his furry brethren in an attempt to gain equal rights for fur-kind. What he of course fails to realize is that furries are animals, and animals are not entitled to human rights. He is a highly regarded artist living in Washington state who is in perfect shape, and who is renown for his eclecticity. He also has a lovely 'finance'.
SokiTwopaw managed to lulz it up in typical lolcow fashion. Less than 24 hours after this article was made, he removed all of his YouTube videos. Then, due to his dox being here on ED, he came with an apology to get it removed. Once it was removed, he once again deleted fucking everything by wiping out his YouTube account, and is now presumed to be hiding in his hugbox while being fucked by his Jew-furfag father who escaped the Lolocaust.
Anatomy of Ruin
Ultimatum Declaration
SokiTwopaw is a furry on a mission. He needs you to stand up for yourselves and announce to the world that you don't care what they think of you. That's right, you need to try REALLY HARD to show the world that you don't care what they think. This is Sokitwopaw's gospel. With it, he will fight against the intolerance of furries, and battle the evils of Fursecution, Taxidermy, and lulz. Once again, however, he is far too profoundly stupid to realize that it's not what you think of you, it's what the world thinks of you, and the world thinks he's a fucktarded attention whore
Also, note the title "Ultimadum Deceleration". All of his rant videos are titled with Ultimadum. More like Ultimadumb, amirite? "Deceleration" is another example of this furfag's mental capability. We all make mistakes from time to time, but this is a fucking header — it is impossible not to notice it. Slow down furries; slow the fuck down.
- - Ultimadum Deceleration - From SokiTwopaw - 2 Jul 2007 THANKS SHADOWGAMERS!.
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And Now a Word From SokiTwopaw's Fursona
No words can do this justice - 3 Jul 2007Removed due to butthurt. BUT WE SAVED A COPY HAHA! WATCH BELOW FOR GREAT JUSTICE:
- 50 seconds of moar fursuiting - Because it's like a fucking train wreck. You can't look away.
Soki Taunts /b/
You guys are thsoo shilly! - 6 Jul 2007Removed due to butthurt.
Note that he claims he loves the attention he's getting. PROTIP: REVERSE PSYCH DOESN'T WORK. Also his mole is the size of Montana. Hopefully it's cancer.
Soki Apologizes to ED
YouTube apparently thought this was against their TOS.
Or maybe Soki just decided to delete everything.
Hey, at least we saved you black persons a copy. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, VIDEO DELETED
Shortly after apologizing to ED, Soki decided to go back on his word and delete fucking everything, leading to the re-upping of his dox. It was then discovered on July 10th, that he supposedly 'doesn't care'. The Journal can be found here. For extra lulz he admits to be allergic to cats.
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Phone Fursecution
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
Soki has announced his decision to sell everything furry related.
Arbchat
Logs of arbchat HERE.
Second Life
On February 19th of 2006, Soki hit a particular low, and decided that his life was so pathetic that he needed to start a second one. His SL name is Soki Mcann, and even nearby furfags were happy to point out what a faggot he is:
[23:46] Fox Kilian: fucking wirte MOAR about soki [23:46] Fox Kilian: write* [23:46] Alyx Stoklitsky: LOL OK [23:46] Fox Kilian: it's okay, it's for the lulz [23:47] Fox Kilian: I helped make the article on [[Arohka]], but it needs more lulz and drama
ED quickly took pics for evidence, and struck up chat with Soki, who remained his usual cheerful self - whether or not this was merely a front to hide the huge pile of bricks that he was shitting is hard to tell, and amusingly made a habit of spouting the occasional meme.
ED thinks he was silently terrified.
Of course, Soki was (is) reading this very page, and upon seeing the above text stating that he was scared shitless, coughed up the following story. Impossible to verify, but the thought is lulzy anyway:
[0:55] Soki McCann: Dude, I know a fur. Who HID IN HIS ROOM after he got a page [0:55] Soki McCann: He wouldn't come out. [0:55] Soki McCann: For like 3 days. [0:55] Alyx Stoklitsky: LOLOLOL [0:55] Alyx Stoklitsky: Did he close the curtains? [0:55] Soki McCann: haha and bought a dog [0:55] Alyx Stoklitsky: Win.
The Breakup
In his videos, he frequently wonders, 'How deep the rabbit hole goes?' Perhaps now he has reached the bottom. On April 8th, after six years of being together, Soki broke up with his first and only girlfriend/fiance, causing him much butthurt. One week later, he officially turned emo after posting this:
—SokiTwopaw |
Art Gallery
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lolwut
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ANGST
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why?
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WHAT IS IT
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T_T
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Doesn't he know this is EXPLOITABLE?
Troll art
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OH EXPLOITABLE taken advantage of.
Fan Art
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By Entropy
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By Madmantyke
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Sokitwopaw and SpexBlueFox combo!
Second Life
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Soki's SL profile
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Soki's SL Avatar
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External Links
- SokiTwopaw's Personal Website - lol Angelfire
- sokitwopaw
- SokiTwopaw's VCL
- sokitwopaw
sokitwopaw- Removed due to extreme butthurt- BACK-UP JEWTUBE - with saved videos.
SokiTwopaw's LJ- "Journal has been deleted and purged."
See Also
SokiTwopaw is part of a series on LERNIN 2 INTERNET |
Pitfalls: Aspierations • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • Charming Naïveté • Delete fucking everything • DOIN IT RONG • Edginess • Failing it • Internet tough guy • Kids on the internet • Legal action • Liberalism • Mental illness • Mod Sass • Skript kiddies • Sob Stories • Trolls • Unrealistic Expectations • Unwarranted Self-Importance • Waaaambulance Previous Hiscores: PROTIPS: |
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Featured article July 11, 2007 | ||
Preceded by Dragomike |
SokiTwopaw | Succeeded by Phaedriel |