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FACT ALERT:

ANTOINE DODSON IS HIDING FROM DALAVESTA. HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO DOGS. HIDE YO HORSES, CUZ DALAVESTAS FUCKIN EM TONIGHT! ED DOES NOT ALLOW DOG DICK PICTURES TOO MANY FURFAGS FAPPING TO THEM. SEE HER CONFESSIONS AND CHAT POSTS FOR PROOF OF ADMITTANCE IN HER OWN WORDS.
What? This article does not need any more bestiality pictures. We are not FurAffinity, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not bestiality pictures. We are not FurAffinity.


Taken from her Beastforum Personal Ads, here we find what sick shit she likes:

You may recognize her from Eyes of Old.
Bawwww
Dala Shows Titties For You to Join Guild!

What Dalavesta/Sirona Looks for in a "Man."

 
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My mastif met this young hot lady today for some k9 fun ! I must say she sure looked good with my mastif on top of her! Pics in the female pics & video section. Good to see a first timer taken on my big boy and talking about coming back for seconds on the drive back home. She gets a big 10 from me.
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—Bob_hubb at Beastforum on Dalavesta fucking his dog.

One of her many advertisements on Beastforum!
Dalavesta admits to fucking Lex the Dog and his owner, who made Cherrie Rebel!
More of Dalavesta in the early days seeking dogs.
Taking a break from looking for fucks, she chats about WoW and Fairies.

I feel a little guilty posting here again after the last failure.

But oh, what the hey! Why not get out on a fresh start?

I’m Sirona, 19 (Single) bisexual female from south-western Ohio, about 30 minutes from cinci.

I’m looking for dominant men to serve, dogs or not (However the ambition to GET ONE, is very important.)

Weather you live in Ohio, northern Kentucky, or Eastern Indiana, or even if you want to visit, it doesn’t matter.

I promise to make things worth your while! And am even available for over-night visits.

I’m not looking for flings, one night stands are un-predictable and rather bland, but a pressured relationship is no good either.

A consistent and WELL VERSED DOM. Preferably someone who knows what they are doing would be great.

So just keep these in mind.

No Dogs with cocks over nine inches. No married/taken doms. Please know what your doing. I shouldn’t be doming you. Must be able to travel. ~ A lot of you asks for pictures of me. So here some are!

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-137338.html ~ Send me a message over BF.

Please be expected to speak on the phone about setting up any and all potential meetings. If your not interested in this add or just want to chat, feel free to respond, but I probably wont say anything back!


Another:


18 female here in Cincinati looking to be braught, or have dogs taken to her for some good long fuck session.

Toys optional, couples are loved, horses even if you can take me out to the range.

Male dogs only.

Male or female human partners.

Many <3's.

Petplay is always a -big- bonus. For more details send me a PM, or IM and tell me where your from!!!

No traveling out of state, no, I will not come even if you offer to buy me a plane ticket.(I am however flattered people asked!!!)

Hoping to speak with you soon.


And the real crowning jewel:

My Master and I are looking for exactly what the title implies. A nice big dog to come and fill my cunt to the brim if you enjoy me being quite blunt about it!

We are looking for a female owner, and a male dog intrested in both participating and having fun.

Dog Restrictions: No Greyhounds, no Great Danes (I have a deep fear of these and will sadly not be allowed as applicants.)

A date will be shedualed that works for all three, and we'll work on having some fun and watching this cute little 'pet' get filled with dog cum.

Send me a PM, we'll speak more over the phone, or skype, or even just IM's with my Master and I and I will get back to you asap.

Thanks for reading

<3s!

These can all be found in original print at Beastforum where she roams as Sirona with her ex-fiance. There they abuse a dog named Lex that also starred in Cherrie Rebel. More ads can be found here and on various other websites.

Dalavesta's Top Victim Pool

She says she's afraid of Great Danes, but is this puppy REALLY SAFE WITH DALAVESTA?
Save adorable puppies like this from Dalavesta. God damn it this dog is cute. ~ A Message From Some Woman.

1:Australian Shepard Collie

2: Australian Coolie

3: Norwegian Elkhound

And of course, the German Shepard.

How to get ripped off IRL by the Meddling Mystic.

When not fucking dogs, Dalavesta is portraying herself as a psychic on the Meddling Mystic. Apparently "psychics" also have facebook which makes them legit. This is of course another method used to commit fraud and rip people off by charging five to forty dollars to fund her dog raping services, so be sure to contact her various addresses:


See also


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