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Daniel Pearl

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Daniel Pearl, a kike journalist, infamous for getting catfished, as he thought he was investigating a bunch of Islamic terrorists in Pakistan.

Pearl's fate

In the oldest scam known to man, some men who pretended to be his friends kidnapped him, then sent photos of him in an internet tough guy manner to his newspaper. Even using the e-mail address [email protected], so you know it is serious.

   
 
We give you one more day if America will not meet our demands we will kill Daniel. Then this cycle will continue and no American journalist could enter Pakistan.
 

 
 

—Friend of Daniel

When the newspaper and the United States failed to bow down to the terrorists, they proceeded to post a video where it shows Pearl's head with, and then without, Pearl's body.

   
 
>My name is Daniel Pearl. I'm a Jewish-American from Encino, California, USA. I come from, uh, on my father's side the family is Zionist. My father's Jewish, my mother's Jewish, I'm Jewish. My family follows Judaism. We've made numerous family visits to Israel
 

 
 

—Famous last words

Since the terrorists were utterly fucking retarded and didn't proxy when they sent those e-mails, the governments had their dox in mere days, and the terrorists were partyvanned.

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