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You see, if you have a sick fetish, you can probably find a whole forum devoted to your fetish on the Internets. This forum will be full of hundreds or even thousands of people who will tell you that your fantasies about raping your sister or eating people are completely normal. So instead of overcomming your disgusting tendencies and bettering yourself, they'll encourage you, tell you your shit doesn't stink, make you think your shit must be embraced, not just by you, but by the rest of the world. You'll then procede to draw or write about your fantasies and put them on DeviantART and Love Shy.

Australian Sir Josef Fritzl - also known as the final boss of the internets.

The Internets is writhing with sick fucks — individuals so messed in the head that they are actually difficult to ridicule, simply because their degeneracy outweighs any witty banter or sarcasm we could muster up. Doesn't stop us from trying, however. Sick fucks aren't all bad though; the sick fucks at jj.am have brought much lulz to us, as has the sick fuck who wrote Raping Little Suzy.

The best example of a sick fuck ever given: John Lockhart, Esq., also known as ohbutyouwillpet. This monster is the very personification of a sick fuck, and was on America's Fifteen Most Wanted until he was captured in June 2005.

The presence of sick fucks on livejournal has given rise to the phenomenon of public e-stonings. If you're a baby rapist, fake cat death fabricator or parenticidal maniac, expect all the little LJers to rush to your journal to watch the train-smash and record their disapproval while at the same time trying to share a little part of internets history, because sick fucks make history.

Sick Fucks are usually found fapping violently to child porn whilst browsing /b/. Sick fucks are also known to read Cyanide & Happiness comics when they are deprived of lulz. (Even though for a normal person, C&H would actually drain lulz.) Many sick fucks could be found on wikipedia, such classic wikipedo superb assholes as Bsadowski1 (russian pedophile king, Jewbo's top & bottom bitch), Jamesofur, Fr33kman, Griffinofwales, PMDrive1061 aka Vietnamese jungle rapist, Barras, J.Delanoy, aphaia aka jap child ho!

   
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"I find amputees, and especially quadruple amputees, to be really sexy. The way the shape of woman changes while she remains entirely functional (limbs aren't necessary to survive) is just amazing: I think there's nothing more beautiful than a limbless woman torso."
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—Gamera1985, explaining his nubb fetish


The Supreme Lord Of All Sick Fucks

Josef Fritzl


 
Softpaw Magazine: sick fuck periodical of today. Animals that cute ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK.
 
A day in the life of a sick fuck.

And now, a message from a sick fuck (moar copypasta):


"This is a very embarrassing confession actually but I'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very aroused when i see small turtles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...I'm not just just horny when i see small turtles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turtles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very aroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...I'm glad I've got that off my back." HOLY FUCK: Doing turtle punch wrong

 
Your cock just twitched, didn't it?
 
It's time for a Hawaiian Dicking.
 
Old people sytlee.
 
Yiff... In... Hell? ET indeed phoned home.

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The pussy isn't the only thing wrong with this.
 
Some people like collecting their own shit and storing it in condoms.
 
"I save all of my shit and stuff it into condoms and then when the mood strikes, I'll pull one out and eat the shit. feelsgoodman."
 
OM NOM NOM NOM

The Sick Fuck's Anthem

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU Fuck this Gaytallica shit.

Listen to the superior original version (and read the original lyrics)

So fucking what!

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what

So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets.
I've sucked rock
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what

and I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I've rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what

I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you

I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a schoolgirl's platt It's "twat", you pillock.
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little fuck
Well who cares, who cares about you
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you..

So fucking what

 
Jews are sick. So they should be also fucked. Just... Just look at the nose-penis. Typical Jew basterd.
 
This is the perfect representation of a sick fuck.

How to know if you're a sick fuck.

  1. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person getting raped you are a sick fuck.
  2. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who has not yet graduated middle school, you are a sick fuck.
  3. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is being fucked by a relative, you are a sick fuck.
  4. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is restrained more than a criminal in an electric chair, you are a sick fuck.
  5. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is in significant pain, drowning, or is dying you are a sick fuck.
  6. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is cut open and/or has organs hanging out of their body, you are a really sick fuck.
  7. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is fatter than the world's fattest man, you are a sick fuck.
  8. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person in which something is rapidly expanding - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
  9. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person in which something is going into a hole - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
  10. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person stretching their ass, you are a sick fuck.
  11. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person drinking piss or eating shit, you are a sick fuck.
  12. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person pretending to be an animal, you are a sick fuck.
  13. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person wearing a fursuit, you are a really sick fuck.
  14. If you have EVER gotten off to an drawn image of something that is not human, you are a really sick fuck.
  15. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is dead, you are an incredibly sick fuck.
  16. If you have EVER gotten off to an real image of something that is not human, you are an incredibly sick fuck.
  17. If you have EVER gotten off to hentai depicting a romantic relationship between a human and an animal, do the world a favor and become an hero.
  18. If you have EVER gotten off to an image of something that is not living, nor ever was living, you are far beyond a sick fuck.
  19. If you have EVER gotten off to an ED user, congratulations, YOU ARE THE SICKEST FUCK!! Here's a gun. Use it wisely.
  20. If you have EVER created such images for other people to get off to, you are even sicker of a fuck than the above.

In short, the average Anon and Jap.

 
Rare piece of avant-garde Sick Fuck art. A biting metaphor and commentary on geopolitical strife.

Average sick fuck's agenda.

  1. Get abused as child. (Preferably from Michael Jackson)
  2. Get internets.
  3. Kill animals as a child.
  4. Set fires around the neighborhood.
  5. Buy a fursuit or Guy Fawkes mask to try and fit in.
  6. Download furry or child porn.
  7. Create an account on Motherless.
  8. Fap to any shock images and shock sites.
  9. Raep and Kill someone (preferably a small child). Extra points if you engage in necropedophilia. The youngest sick fuck to receive maximum points can be seen here.
  10. Turn emo.
  11. Become An Hero.
  12. ????
  13. PROFIT.

Basic Method for Dealing with Sick Fucks

This method highly recommended for those with little experience in sick fuckery.



Any other means of achieving the same results will suffice. Imaginative and innovative solutions are to be both welcomed and encouraged.


Videos of sick fucks.

Fat cracker plans on eating and raping little boys in his dungeon


Typical horsefuckers.


Fucking Japoshiles!


Johnathan Niehaus' favorite song.

I Touch Myself


This sick fuck has orgy with lions. (The next Steve Irwin)


Black FAGGOT known as "the ace of Spades" anally injects 31 men with aids.


Jack McClellen justifying being a sick fuck.

This guy has good taste.

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  Mental illness & Disorders

Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex

Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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