Kwalah Noman

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The lying bitch herself.

Kwalah Noman^☪ (more like Kwalah Noclit amirite?) is an 11-year-old "Canadian" Jawa who, on January 12, 2018, decided to take out her her school-issued Fiskars Safety Scissors and cut up her hijab. Unfortunately, instead of making what could have been a beautiful and profound political statement about Islam's systematic oppression of wimminz, Kwalah instead decided to lie about being attacked by a mentally deranged Islamophobic Azn man and then go on national television to cry about how Canadia isn't tolerant enough of lying, smelly, anti-semitic, camel-fucking paedophiles like her and the rest of her inbred family.

After making international news and even getting Canuckistan's homosexual cuckold prime-minister to say "Cool hijab, Kwalah!", the Canadian Mounted Five-O finally put an end to Kwalah's bullshit on January 15, 2018, by revealing that the lying little cunt made the whole thing up. Of course, don't ever expect to see an actual apology from Twinklord Trudeau... and certainly don't expect Kwalah's ungrateful family of clit-chopping savages to get rightfully deported back to goatfuckistan for wasting police resources and slandering the country that was nice enough to actually take them in as being a bunch of racist Islamophobes.

Cool Scissors, Kwalah!

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Trudeau takes an objective look at Kwalah's allegations.

	“	My heart goes out to Khawlah Noman following this morning’s cowardly attack on her in Toronto. Canada is an open and welcoming country, and incidents like this cannot be tolerated.	„
	—Cuckstin Trudeau (archive)

Libtards BTFO

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PREPARE THE BLUR!

	“	We have seen an unfortunate pattern of increased hate crimes in past months directed towards religious minorities, particularity towards women.....We are thankful and relieved that this incident did not take place.	„
	—Jizzstain Trudeau, being glad that the little bitch lied (archive)

	“	Any time there are reports or allegations of hate or intolerance in our city, you will hear me speak out... It is good to know that this event didn't happen.	„
	—Toronto Mayor John Tory, backpedaling

	“	We are very thankful that this assault did not in fact happen. We won't be commenting further.	„
	—Toronto District School Board (archive)

Huffington Shitpost Goes Full Retard

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Danielle S. McLaughlin, certified fucktard.

	“	Rather than call for an apology (what good would that do?) from the girl and her family, I believe we owe her an apology for not remembering that, even though she is well-spoken, she is still a child.	„
	—Danielle S. McLaughingMyFuckingAssOff (archive)

See Also

• Koala
• Noman's Sky
• Ahmed Mohamed
• Liar

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