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In December 2012, the UK’s Princess Kate was sent to hospital suffering from morning sickness. A few days later a couple of Australian DJs phoned the hospital pretending to be the Queen and Prince Charles. The gullible nurse gave the DJ Kate’s private medical details out live on air. This was moderately amusing as it proved that the Aussie’s anarchic sense of humor was still alive and well and that British security was shit.

This harmless piece of old-school trolling came back to bite them in the ass, however, when the nurse killed herself.

The Video

The Original Call



Admittedly anyone who actually falls for this probably deserves to die.

Jacintha Saldanha

Jacintha Saldanha, currently burning in hell because Catholics believe people who commit suicide don’t go to heaven.

Since the hospital was located in Londonistan, naturally the nurse on call was Indian.

Forgetting the fact the press kept her name out of the papers, that all medical information is confidential, that she hadn’t been disciplined for giving away said confidential information and that the goddamn Queen of England does not use the fucking phone, but remembering she was Indian and a woman - Saldanha immediately became an hero following the public humiliation she did not suffer.

The DJs

Drunken Aussie slag Mel Greig’s voice allowed her to imitate the Queen perfectly.

IRL trolls Mel Greig and Michael Christian from 2day FM Australia

The lulz however died almost as quickly as Saldanha as the DJs experienced a severe case of Troll’s Remorse after being on the receiving end of internet raeg, first by going into hiding following by a tearful apology on national television for picking the wrong stranger on the other side of the world to play a harmless joke on.

The Fallout

Britain

The Daily Mail, continuing to bitch after the DJs apologise for a death that was not their fault.
Pictured: Prince Charles not giving a flying fuck.

Forgetting they had literally millions of oversensitive Indians to replace her, the thin-skinned Britfags completely lost their shit over Saldanha’s suicide and demanded something be done about it. Free speech having been illegal in the UK since 2003, Brits are now considering making prank calls illegal http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/dec/10/kate-middleton-hoax-call?intcmp=239 Ironically this caused such a shitstorm the British media stopped caring that their princess was pregnant.

Following the Royal tradition of not giving a flying fuck however, Prince Charles thought it was a funny as hell:

   
 
How do you know I’m not a radio station?
 

 
 

—When asked about his reaction to Kate’s pregnancy

Australia

Aussie’s responded by telling the Britfags to harden the fuck up and were promptly slapped down by the nations most widely-read toilet paper, the Daily Mail:

The Interview

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The TL;DR interview on Sydney Today.

The Family

Desperate to please their Asian overlords, the British were so outraged they flew her family over all the way from fucking India, where they have now received (holy shit!) £320,000 in compensation. To put that in perspective, a nurse working in London receives an annual salary of £10,000 - £48,200 a year. Thanks Saldanha!

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