Loco Melones

Loco Melones was a 2003 Canadian one-minute computer-animated short film about two old biddies (one a tall hipster country lady and the other a wetback Trigglypuff; before the latter was actually a thing 13 years later) fighting for the last melon at the grocery store. Literally.

How this came about?

This was a college short film from a Canadian by Izabela Bzymek... she had an idea to create a short film about two old ladies fighting for the last melon. The result... this:

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...this consisted of somewhat inconstant animation errors (which would make Steven Universe fans weep), an incoherent execution of a somewhat simple story (something that would make Star vs. the Forces of Evil fans bawl), and only have minimal sound effects (only the shitty voice acting and a Casio keyboard playing the same repeated redneck song over and over). It would later air on Nicktoons Film Festival by early-2005, and by then noone gave a shit. Or did they?

By 2017, it was uploaded onto YouTube by a fellow manchild fan wanting this to be a meme. But good luck with that, cause memes are usually the cancer that is killing /b/.

See also

• Rule 34
• Boobs

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