Loco Melones

Loco Melones was a 2003 Canadian one-minute computer-animated short film about two old biddies (one a tall hipster country lady and the other a midget wetback Trigglypuff; before the latter was actually a thing 13 years later) fighting for the last melon at the grocery store. Literally.

How this came about?

This was a college short film from a Canadian by Izabela Bzymek... she had an idea to create a short film about two old ladies fighting for the last melon. The result... this:

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...this consisted of somewhat inconstant animation errors (which would make Steven Universe fans weep), an incoherent execution of a somewhat simple story (something that would make Star vs. the Forces of Evil fans bawl), and only have minimal sound effects (only the shitty voice acting accompanied by some guy playing the Casio keyboard the same repeated redneck song over and over). It would later air on Nicktoons Film Festival by early-2005, and by then noone gave a shit. Or did they?

By 2017, it was uploaded onto YouTube by a fellow manchild fan wanting this to be a meme. But good luck with that, cause memes are usually the cancer that is killing /b/. Regardless, enjoy it while you still can.

See also

• Canada
• Rule 34
• Tits

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