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Melissa Bachman

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Serial animal killer Melissa Bachman from Minnesota sitting on the ass of her most recent victim. Note the gleeful smile of this sick fuck. In honour of this picture, Erik Ribsskog gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass."
Now it's fair!

Melissa "The Pussy Slayer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Paynesville in Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing animals for fun on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on the Internets in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing-for-fun demanded that her killing spree be stopped.

When she isn't finger fucking herself over the corpse of her latest kill, she's stroking her ego on her obscure self-produced television show "Deadly Passion."

Melissa Bachman is rumoured to be the younger sister of Luka Magnotta, an aunt of Cheyenne Cherry, and some argue she is a relative of Erik Ribsskog (who gave himself the RL middle name "Lion's Ass") as well.

   
 
She kills everything. Pictures of the stupid bitch smiling over the corpses of a heap of dead animals.
 

 
 

—Killing spree wasn't well received

What a hunt!

What a hunt!

"Hardcore Huntress" Bachman Slammed Over Dead Lion Photos

Celebrity Animal Hunter Under Fire for Smiling During Kill Shot

Melissa Bachman haters, get over it!


What gets her off? Killing animals for fun

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