Killer Clown Epidemic

The Killer Clown Epidemic is the latest unfunny fad to see the light of day. It is an ongoing series involving bored-shitless kewl teenz dressing up as killer clowns putting on a FUCKING edgy act for the desperate sake of lulz. Many have taken offense to the epidemic, while others are longing to partake in dark comedy by imitating these fucktarded jesters and pretending to play Slenderman IRL while being as obnoxious as possible. This fad originated in the United States, which explains why it is on-par with school shootings in terms of edginess. On the internet, there are plenty of attention-whoring dumbasses using this phenomenon to reel-in all teh views and moneyz with clickbait titles/captions.

Incidents

John Wayne Gacy, the original killer clown.

He has killed thousands...

Predictably, no events funny enough to record here have occurred yet. Luckily, the autists over at Wikipedia have at least 100 paragraphs on every single documented killer clown sighting complete with over 120 cited references, linked here so you don't have to Google search it yourself, you lazy fuck. As soon as some retarded 12-year-old boy gets shot in the face or something hilarious actually happens we'll let you know.

Videos

An average killer clown sighting. FOX News pry into the faggotry. Ronald McDonald is best killer clown. Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

• Pennywise
• Cocoa The Clown
• Edgy
• Insane Clown Posse
• Porn Clown
• Tricky the Clown
• Why So Serious?

External Links

• lol stabbing

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Featured article October 17 & 18, 2016
Preceded by Mescaline	Killer Clown Epidemic	Succeeded by TBD