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This motherfucker was a goddamn ninja. To initiate his bloodbath cleansing, he started by literally beheading his grandmother with an axe (shit was [[so cash]]), because it was the best way to avoid putting any shame upon her, as she was the on who raised him when he was a kid. And it only got better from there! Yes.. This guy cut off the entire power to the village ([[Far Cry]] style), and then mounted two [[Fleshlight|flashlights]] to his head. Entering every house in sight, he racked up his KDR by either [[Jeff Weise|blasting people]] with his trusty | This motherfucker was a goddamn ninja. To initiate his bloodbath cleansing, he started by literally beheading his grandmother with an axe (shit was [[so cash]]), because it was the best way to avoid putting any shame upon her, as she was the on who raised him when he was a kid. And it only got better from there! Yes.. This guy cut off the entire power to the village ([[Far Cry]] style), and then mounted two [[Fleshlight|flashlights]] to his head. Entering every house in sight, he racked up his KDR by either [[Jeff Weise|blasting people]] with his trusty Remington pump shotgun, or just slicing them in half with a katana like a true jap warrior. It ended when he committed hari-kari, like the gookers who pwn'd [[Pearl Harbor]] back in dubya dubya 2, and when [[Kurt Cobain]] took a swash of the [[Shotgun mouthwash]]. Mutsuo committed suicide in a true honorable fashion; by shooting himself in the chest instead of his head, ensuring that he would suffer a lot of pain before he was put 6 ft under. The act of [[an hero]] brought his total tally up to '''31''', ''including himself''. | ||
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Revision as of 01:25, 20 March 2018
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| Nationality: | Japanese 
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| Highscore | Killed 31, injured 3 |
| Top 25? | 6th Place 1st: Sir Anders Behring Breivik 2nd: Woo Bum-kon 3rd: Omar Mateen 5th: Cho Seung-Hui 7th: Campo Elías Delgado |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes - Did it with a shotgun |
Mutsuo Toi was the pre-WW2 predecessor of Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls due to his advanced tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to attempt a massacre in the ultimate Japanese fashion! Armed with a katana and a shotgun, this handsome 21 year old stud went on to the make the world proud by using an actual Katana for some of his numerous kills; like a motherfucking ninja, bitch! His use of the shotgun is typical of an authentic Samurai as well. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong, man. Even that frikkin' ninja dude from Metal Gear Solid is nothing compared to Mutsuo and you know it. At the time the massacre took place, his was the best in history. This extreme act of pwnage was only recently usurped by the psychos Anders Breivik (77 kills), and Cho Seung Hui (32 kills).
Background
Before great acts of justice, this brave gentleman, dressed without a fedora (because they weren't invented yet), tried to get into teh vagina by using the ancient Japanese custom of Yobai. Yobai is where you sneaked into a house, in the hopes that the occupant wanted to fuck you. Seriously, look it up. We'll wait...
...But because his terrible tuberculosis (incurable, and terminal at the time) cough scared away all the delightful young unwed Japanese whores; before he could creampie them, he never got to shoot his load. It is only natural that he would become depressed. This meant only option:
Ninja Gaiden IRL
This motherfucker was a goddamn ninja. To initiate his bloodbath cleansing, he started by literally beheading his grandmother with an axe (shit was so cash), because it was the best way to avoid putting any shame upon her, as she was the on who raised him when he was a kid. And it only got better from there! Yes.. This guy cut off the entire power to the village (Far Cry style), and then mounted two flashlights to his head. Entering every house in sight, he racked up his KDR by either blasting people with his trusty Remington pump shotgun, or just slicing them in half with a katana like a true jap warrior. It ended when he committed hari-kari, like the gookers who pwn'd Pearl Harbor back in dubya dubya 2, and when Kurt Cobain took a swash of the Shotgun mouthwash. Mutsuo committed suicide in a true honorable fashion; by shooting himself in the chest instead of his head, ensuring that he would suffer a lot of pain before he was put 6 ft under. The act of an hero brought his total tally up to 31, including himself.
Videos
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High Score
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| Kill count: | 31/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 31 kills; 3 injured |
| Style: | 25/20 Ninja Style (5 extra points!) |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 |
| Bonus: | 17/20 |
| Total score: 107/100 (S) | |
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See Also
- Cho Seung Hui - the sequel
- Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath
- The beautiful people - his victims
- Psychopath - obviously..
- Ninja - what he is goddammit
External links
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Mutsuo Toi is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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Mutsuo Toi is part of a series on 日本国
Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文 2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro
Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本 |