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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| Artyom October 4th, 1992 ({{age|1992|10|4}} years old) <br> Nikita; March 23, 1993 (Died at 28 on November 30, 2021)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''| Artyom October 4th, 1992 ({{age|1992|10|4}} years old) <br> Nikita; March 23, 1993 (Died at 28 on November 30, 2021)}} | ||
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Revision as of 18:57, 12 April 2024
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Academy Maniacs looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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The Academy Maniacs (not to be confused with the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs of 3 Guys, 1 Hammer fame) was a pair of serial killer Russki teens who beat old ladies with hammers for the lulz. The duo of lovable misfits is comprised of Artyom Anoufriev and Nikita Lytkin. Before Vladislav Roslyakov shamefully stole the well known American pastime of school shootings, it was popular for disaffected Slavic youths to merc old people with hammers. Artyom and Nikita were inspired by the above mentioned shock video of 3 Guys, 1 Hammer and tried to one up them... but failed due to getting 12 less kills and even more shamefully, not even recording their exploits.
As with another pair of murderous teens, they have found popularity on the true crime community (TCC) corner of Tumblr alongside fan favorites Adam Lanza and TJ Lane (with his extraordinary kill count of 3). While their fanbase is not quite as expansive as that of the Columbiners, they are about equal in popularity to the "Roofies" and have easily surpassed the now forgotten "Holmies".
The Killers
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| Artem Anufriev and Nikita Lytkin | |
| Nationality: | Ruskies 
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| Born | Artyom October 4th, 1992 (32 years old) Nikita; March 23, 1993 (Died at 28 on November 30, 2021) |
| Highscore | 6 kills 9 injured |
| Style | Tactical spionage action |
| An Hero? | N,Y |
POV: You're an elderly woman who encounters Nikita in the wild
Musical Endeavors
Artyom and Nikita had not 1 but 2 bands: Evil Dwarfs and Dismembered PugachOva
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The Killings
Aftermath
Artyom is still suffering in the jail and Nikita Anheroed on prison on 2021.
The Fanbase
Perhaps lulzier than the fact these cretins actually have a fanbase is the drama that transpires in it.
Gallery
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The Maniacs enjoying the moment. You can see Artyom is in his least crazy moment on his moments before being V& -
Very good Fanart -
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Iceberg
Links
- /r/AcademyManiacs/
Fuckinnefor - Nikita's YouTube channel.
See Also
- Artyom Kazantsev - Another Artyom! Temu Vladislav Roslyakov
- Brenton Tarrant - Did record his silly little antics
- Suzano School Shooting - Another dynamic duo. This time Brazilian!
- Timur Bekmansurov - Hopped to court with one leg after getting a rather mediocre score of 6. Lmao faggot
- Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold - Also ran duos, got double their kill count
