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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jakrapanth Thomma'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Jakrapanth Thomma'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 4, 1988}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 4, 1988}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 9, 2020 (aged 31)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thailand|Thai]] [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thailand|Thai]] [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|30 killed, 57 injured}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|30 killed, 57 injured}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}} | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}} | ||
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On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the [[dickgirl]] prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our | On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the [[dickgirl]] prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero '''Jakrapanth Thomma''' decided to just kill randos at a mall after [[Postal 2|raiding the armory]]. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the [[old media]] realized he was a [[Cho Seung-Hui|blazn Azn]] rather than a white man. [[win|Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws]]. | ||
==The Shooting== | ==The Shooting== | ||
Revision as of 04:06, 15 November 2023
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| Jakrapanth Thomma | |
| Born | April 4, 1988 |
| Died | February 9, 2020 (aged 31) |
| Nationality: | Thai 
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| Highscore | 30 killed, 57 injured |
| Top 50? | 15th |
| Style | FPS, singleplayer |
| An Hero? | No (Pwned by cops) |
| Occupation | Soldier |
On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the dickgirl prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero Jakrapanth Thomma decided to just kill randos at a mall after raiding the armory. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the old media realized he was a blazn Azn rather than a white man. Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws.
The Shooting
After he decided "fuck it, lol", he stole 2 Type 11s, an M60, and a Humvee and headed to a big-ass shopping mall to play GTA6 early. Lots of fun was had, as this went on for 17 hours. He also streamed some of it. He shot some fuckers topside before holding hostages below. However, his fun was cut short when higher-ups were called in to pwn his ass at around 9 AM.
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| Kill count: | 30/20 10 extra points! |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 Using oversized guns isn't a good idea. |
| Style: | 15/20 Blazn Azn 2.0 |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Mass destruction in a gun control-dominated country. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Posting on Facebook like it's nothing. |
| Total Score: 80/100 (B-) | |
Wanted Level:
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Jakrapanth Thomma is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
