Adrian Pomorski

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Lets kill him with fire!

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Adrian Pomorski the useless bitch in question

Adrian Pomorski is a 25 year old meth head, shovel nosed, Australian faggot from Adelaide, who ripped into a cat with a shovel while it ate, and filmed it as it suffered. He then set the dying cat on fire.

Adrian Pomorski, or affectionately known as "Pomz", was the victim of a horrible misconception of information that resulted in the death of his beloved pet cat. The ironic thing is you also may be mislead by the same information.

It is a widely believed fact that a cat does in fact have nine lives, one person that had faith in this myth was the innocent, simple character of Pomorski. He felt no reason to question this as he had heard it from people, in movies and written in books. Unfortunately there is no law against misleading and lying to the pubic. So when Pomorski, who had always mantained his dream of one day performing stunts for an audience with his beloved cat, began practicing his daring, life threatening yet entertaining stunts with his cat, he thought at no time would it die. He believed would have to kill the cat a total of nine times before death would take effect. He was shocked to find the cats lifeless body beneath a shovel he had affectionately slammed into his cat with. Filled with an overwhelming sense of dread he clutched his furry best friend in his arms, as his shocked slutbitch/director continued filming the tragic turn of events. What was meant to be the beginning of the duo's dream of performing sadly had become the end of a beautiful friendship shared between a boy and his feline. Yet, this was not the worst of it...

After the video had surfaced Pomorski was condemned by the public and the authorities. In a time of mourning, Adrian was vilified by the public and prosecuted by the authorities. All because he put faith in the word of his fellow man. The only crime Adrian was guilty of was trusting the word of the public.

Contact Details

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"Hide yo kittens, hide yo cats, cause' they choppin urrybody out hurr."

The funny thing is it listed he was in the suburb Brama Lodge and the only other Pomorski in the phone book is...

Pomorski S., 
11 Moorhen Street PI,
Wynn Vale SA, 5127

It is 3kms away from Brama Lodge...

Related?

Phone number for address: (08)-8251-4057

Find out if Adrian is related.

"Sen-Sgt Faehrmann told the court Pomorski had since used Facebook to threaten a person who had reported the incident."

Reaction

Is he dead yet?

"I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

At the moment not much is known about this cock diver
and we would like the help of the internets to
make sure Adrian knows what the world thinks
about his useless scumbag fucking ways

We coming bro:>

Spit shine ya fkn shovels guys
and put on your fkn stealth suits
its time to play detectives

See also

• Cheyenne Cherry
• Dusty
• Shadow
• NEDM
• Pumba Jeffery Larocque
• Antonia Miskic

External links

• Full story
• This man hates pussy