Bitches Don't Know

Original

"Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dick" was a phrase coined by producer/composer/fgt "BlingBling" of Colesville, Maryland in the summer of 2004, in his short song entitled "Bitches Don't Know". The song was created to parody the lyrics typically found in most gangsta rap and crunk music of the time. Bling was part of the Colesville satire band/group the "Stonegate Ballers," also known as the "Mic Fellowship" and the "Coalition of the Willingly Crunk," signed to Full Force Entertainment of Silver Spring, Maryland. I'm pretty sure you will get laid before he does.

Internet Phenomena

The short phrase later became popular in late 2006 as an "Internet disease" photo, or massively popular photo used for montages/photoshop comedy, after a wigger wearing a T-Shirt bearing the phrase surfaced on the Internet. The wigger is, in reality, Rich [last name omitted], co-founder of Full Force Entertainment, who took the picture as a comedy stunt in an attempt to prove that he was comfortable with his masculinity (a lulzy endeavor due to the common knowledge that all white "gangstas" pack as much sausage as a Jewish deli and participate in much literal butthurt).

The original photo was then altered heavily by the online community, with both the face and the words "My Dick" replaced with something designed to get lulz. However, like Demotivators and Advice Dog, it is way oversaturated and mostly used by unfunny newfags nowadays.

Do It Rite

Black bitch

didn't know how to do it right.

1. Acquire a Cooper Black style font, such as Cooper BT Black, Cooper Black or Cookie Regular.
2. In ALL CAPS, write:

   BITCHES

   DON'T KNOW

   BOUT MY

   X

3. Tilt it slightly to the right using the move tool.
4. Protip: If using Photoshop or GIMP, it helps if you take those Rastarized text layers which you just slightly tilted to the right, and apply .5 Gaussian Blur.
5. ????
6. Profit

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  Cybermen keeping trolls away from Jessi Slaughter
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  O RLY?

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  Jesus Christ wolfaboos, we do know, you won't stop telling us
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  VampiricSpektor.
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  GARBAGE DAY!?
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  Milhouse is NOT a meme
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  Bitches don't know bout my Fucking Cat
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  BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MAH LAZAR
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  NINTENDO 64!!!!
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  Spah sappin' mah bitches!
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  ABACUS!!!11!one!
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  Shoulda stayed in the vault.
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  Gee bitches, two wieners!
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  Bitches Don't Know My Mom Made It
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  Madeleine McCann says "Bitches don't know 'bout my whereabouts
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  "WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
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  Bitches dont know about my DIABEETUS(sound like giant peenis amirite?)
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  Bitches don't know bout my tricorder readings.
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  Bitches can't shot web.
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  Nor did he
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  bitches dk bout my bff jill??
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  Michael Vick
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  Bitches donno bout Billy Mays' crappy products!
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  Bitches don't know bout my s4 shouldas
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  Bitches don't know bout my pornography!
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  Bitches don't know bout my dynamic IP address.
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  Mega Man 9 rapes u
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  Bitches don't know bout my coolface.
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  Bitches don't know bout Dexter's secret.
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  Bitches don't know bout my sandbox
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  Bitches don't know bout my cellar.
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  Bitches don't know bout my six inch foxdick.
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  Bitches don't know bout fgsfds.
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  And he had one thing you haven't got... a GREAT, BIG, BUSHY BEARD!
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  Stupid guild leader that thinks his pally is the best... It's not.
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  Brownie Samwich anyone?
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  This is copyright infringement
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  Mark Foley told them.
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  Sleazy E
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  Bitches don't remember that sort of shit.
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  GTFO. Pool's closed, Steve Irwin didn't listen, will you?
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  Cheese1997
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  Pussy is relativity bitches
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  Bitches don't know bout your pedophilia either.
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  The Punisher movie is being directed by a bitch.
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  flea market montgomery.. ITS JUST LIKE A MINI MALL!!
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  PEE FIGHT!
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  Their suckage level is over 9,000.
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  I am serious
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  1/0
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  Bitches don't know about my Ventrilo harassment.
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  IT'SSS AWWWRIGHTTT NIGGA
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  2 MOAR BIG MACS
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  Rock Hard Hallelujah
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  Who Knew?
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  Jack Thompson Whats you
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  Sucks to be him.
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  Three memes at once. Who'da thunk it?
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  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad approves of this meme
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  I'm afraid the bitches do know this one
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  The furry version.
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  You knew this was coming.
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  But nobody saw this coming.
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  Bitches don't know that I'm an hero.
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  Bush reacts to Democratic zerg rush.
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  Bitches don't know Spike dies.
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  Bitches don't know bout forced memes
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  We require additional pylons.
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  Bitches don't know the pool's closed.
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  Bitches don't know about my 9/11.
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  Bitches don't know about my chest pain.
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  Bitches don't know about my power level.‎
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  Bitches don't know about my fatalities.
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  Bitches don't know about azn gangsters.
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  Mongoosquilax Strikes again!
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  bitches don't know bout my floppy disk
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  This bitch wants moar.
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  Bitches don't know about longcat, it seems.
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  O RLY? gets a makeover.
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  Bitches don't know that i was saving that bacon.
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  Bitches just don't know.
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  His PENIS should be known by all.
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  Bitches don't know about his razor.
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  ~DESU DESU desu DESU DESU desu DESU used DeSu.
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  OMG GANGSTARZ.
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  PURE PWNAGE.
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  Limecat is still not amused.
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  Official Seal required.
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  PURE PWNAGE. AGAIN.
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  Say "hello" to my little friend.
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  Bitches don't know bout my potatoes.
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  SICK LIZARD MAN!
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  Wow an uber newb did this one
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  Bitches don't know bout Tsukihime doujin
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  No they don't.
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  They never saw it coming!
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  Bitches don't know 'bout my love for the cock
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  Bitches don't know 'bout my miscarriage
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  Bitches don't know bout my radio show.
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  Bitches don't know bout my multitasker
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  Raep tiem
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  IP's are serious business
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  ....What???
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  Great Scott!
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  Getting raped
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  Prince, you are doing it wrong.
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  Nobody knows what's in them except the Macho Man.
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  Bitches don't know about my FAS
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  Our star cruisers cannot repel faggotry of this magnitude!
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  Cooldude shows his goods.
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  Bitches don't know I DID WTC
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  SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
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  Not bout the Rapture neither
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  Bitches don't know bout my snakes.
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  Bitches don't know about the Juggernaut
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  Bitches don't know about my VTech
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  lol wut?
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  Nor does anyone care.
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  Probably because bitches just don't give a shit about bleach fags and NEVAR will!
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  Tyler Dumstorf was an awesome dude.
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  Bitches don't know he's the head of the radiology department.
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  Bitches Don't Know Bout My Drama
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  Bitches DID know about his $300,000 kickback
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  Only the blue bitches know.
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  Bitches also don't know bout roid rage
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  Bitches stay dry while others feel the pain.
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  Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Cheating
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  Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Number
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  Bitches Don't Now Bout Me Balls
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  Bitches Don't Know Bout My Moria
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  Bitches know 'bout Michael Vick
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  Bitches don't know 'bout me FUCKYEAHSEAKING!
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  YRETERY
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  black person
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  The Next thing I know I've got a bunch of naked guys on my profile
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  that's right eh!
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  also INTERNET HATE MACHINES
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  If only she could just eat it!
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  Bitches don't know bout Voldemort's Horcruxes
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  LOL WHAT
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  Bitches don't know he showers with Brynley's dad
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  Bitch, I be readin' Dworkin!
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  Bitches don't know 'bout EFG
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  I rule Team Communist bitch!
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  WOT WOT
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  Bitches don't know bout Daniel Craig.
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  Bitches don't know 'bout the criteria for speedy deletion!
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  The GNU says that bitches don't know about his free documentation license.
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  Larry Craig's wide stance
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  Bitches don't know I'm not Stu.
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  A more verbose approach.
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  Bitches don't know bout my Pictochat
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  Bitches also know she loves pink.
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  Bitches don't know i'm a loli. But pedobear does.
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  lol spoiled.
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  Bitches do know
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  Bitches don't know bout my Blastoise.
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  Bitches don't know that da old man is teh gay.
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  Bitches don't know 'bout mah Portals
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  Yeah... That's what they get...
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  BRB, Soup
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  Catholic bitches don't know 'bout Pio's acid.
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  Bitches don't know HUMANITY IS OVERRATED
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  Bitch gotta press Z or R twice!
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  Bitches don't know bout Thurman Thomas
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  Bitches don't know how to unswirl
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  Bitches DO know about Juliana Wetmore!
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  What!? Nine thousand!?
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  OMG Bitches don't know about a major metabolic disorder!
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  BITCHES CAN'T USE UNITY WITH WINDOWS 98!
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  Bitches don't know bout Enemy Territory.
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  Bitches don't know I'm actually trying to look like a woman.
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  Bitches don't know bout BWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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  DON'T SHUT THE DOOR YOU MONA
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  Bitches don't know bout WikiLove
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  IZNICANS? IN MY APPLE BARRIER?
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  You just got Rickroll'd, bitch
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  Peace, Bitches!
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  Bitches LOVE S'mores!
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  Bitches don't know bout my non-interventionalist foreign policy
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  Ryu just don't know it !
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  Otherkin version.
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  Stephen Hawking ditched the wheels last thursday
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  Nigras don't know bout my patriotism.
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  Bitches dont know bout self-referential shirts
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  Bitches don't know Drago-dracini is a lynx
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  Dante faces the inevitable.
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  Bitches don't know bout mah OC
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  That's not funny! My dad died from thaHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG
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  DAMN STRAIGHT
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  OH BOY!
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  That's Right!!
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  Bitches don't know bout my cookin
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  Bitches know, bitches obey.
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  Bitches don't know bout my slykicks!
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  A true freak of nature
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  Pool's open
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  Hatman Version
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  But, bitches DO know bout failure
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  Candlejack don
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  Grawp aka JarlaxleArtemis
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  Bitches don't know bout my PINGAS
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  fail
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  Botches don't know bot moh dock
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  Doctors don't know about my disease
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  Bitches don't know bout my magic trick
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  And he'll STAB THEM TO DEATH for their ignorance!
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  The star of Resident Evil 5
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  LOL WUT
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  Squirtle Squirt!
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  BEEP BOOP
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  Everyone on FFF knows bout MLFY though.
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  Bitches dont know, but his family does.
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  Cartman does tho.
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  Bitches dont know how to play FPS
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  Bitches for the cause!
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  Mansonfooled you again!
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  Now they know
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  ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
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  FUCKIN UNICORN of the MUTHAFUCKIN SEA
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  Bout my Cookies!?
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  Iceland Volcano 2010
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  Yo dawg, I heard you like bitches, so we put a bitch in yo dawg, so you can dawg while you bitch!
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  Triforce
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  But they will.
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  Fucking magnets
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  Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul.
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  Libel everywhere in this bitch.
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  You must construct additional Void Rays.
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  Hands on.
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  Bitches dont know bout... OMFG ZERG RUSH!!!
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  Dat Ass
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  Lolrus
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  Bitches don't know who's in the burgers.
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  Do you know who was phone?
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  Only Lou can save us.
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  Infidels don't know bout the Prophet.
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  Bitches don't wanna know.
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  But now they do.
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Links

• Bitches Dont Know About My ... (BDKAM) Generator *UPDATED WORKING* won't load
• Bitches Dont Know Bout My flash gamebaleeted
• BDKBMD Video Montage 1(Deleted)
• BDKBMD Video Montage 2

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