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THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
Why So Serious?
Your Gonna Get Raeped, Kitten
Lawyers send cease and desist letters all the time by Facebook message.
Police conduct investigations through Facebook as well.


Is a New York Cat Serial Killer and self-employed graphic designer who methodically killed at least four of his girlfriend's cats and tortured two others. Let it be known that a sane society would kill sick fucks like these and there is a special place in heaven for people who take care of human garbage like this guy.

   
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Lynde moved into his girlfriend's Upper West Side apartment on Oct. 1, authorities said. Three days later, her 15-year-old cat, Cleo, was found dead behind a dryer with her mouth full of laundry detergent and a broken jaw. A necropsy revealed the cat had head trauma from being beaten. A second cat, 12-year-old Zoe, suffered extensive head trauma and had to be euthanized by the end of the same month.
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— The Associated Press telling it like it is.

Six months before Lynde was arrested, a warning was posted on craigslist that read, “KEEP CATS AWAY FROM THIS MAN.” It must have been TL;DR for his perceptive girlfriend.

Our Hero

  • Name: Sean Lynde
  • Occupation: Graphic Designer (self-employed)
  • Hobbies: Listening to music, designing torture for cats
  • Address: 68 Woodlawn Dr
  • Location: Pelham, NH
  • Zip Code: 03076
  • Country: United States
  • Email: [email protected]
  • Home Phone: +1.212.203.1554
  • Work Phone: +1.603.635.1076
   
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Patiently waiting, taking the high road and braving the storm.
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—Massive faggot, twittering for sympathy

Possible Relatives

  • Scott Lynde
  • 68 Woodlawn Dr
  • Pelham NH 03076 US
  • 603 635 1076


  • Brian J Lynde
  • Daniel B Lynde
  • Barry S Lynde
  • Carol A Lynde

Lawlsuit

I leik Eliot Kay eh makes jewgold by defending kitty-killers and pedophiles and doesn't afraid of anything.


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