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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! GET IN MY WALLET!

Google believes that LionCash is a code word for CP. No, seriously.

Operation LIONCASH (also called The Great LIONCASH Flood of 2008) was initiated Last Thursday, the stated goal being for each participant to print lions on as many of his or her dollar bills as possible, until all money is converted to lion money, thus uniting the world by breaking down financial barriers with a single currency!

The possible economic and social ramifications of this currency conversion are as of yet unclear. Some believe that at most, members of ebaums will merely be unable to purchase their daily fix of Mountain Dew™ from their apartment vending machine, since vending machines won't chop yo' lion dollar.

However, there is the distinct possibility that the success of this operation may cause the utter collapse of the United States Government, as the panic stricken populace of America are forced to get in their cars in fear.

Even so, the rewards are so great that Operation Lioncash must go ahead at all costs. Once the entire world is unified in the use of one simple universal currency - Lionmoney - the human race will suddenly be completely and forever changed.

This internationlawl endeavor both condones and encourages Europeans and members of other non-English speaking countries to turn their vari-colored monies of Queens and Kings into Lion Cash. Sadly, it never took off. Only about four people did it because quite frankly, nobody gave a fuck.

Unite the world today with Lioncash! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Updated: Although Operation: LIONCASH had fallen into severe depression, it was recently reinstated on Sunday, April 11th, 2010, so GET BACK TO MAKIN THOSE LIONCASH /B/ROTHERS!!!!!

Guidelines for making your own Lioncash

Real Lioncash turned into proper Lioncash!

ONLY lions.
Conversely, lions ONLY.
NOTHING. ELSE. BUT. LIONS.
"You just lost the game", longcat/tacgnol or other memes DO NOT GO ON LION CASH !
A lion is fine too
You may find it easier to use rubber stamps with the characters >, :, and 3.
ALL money must be made into Lioncash.
>:3 RAWR!
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Profit!
Jesus Christ, It's Lioncash! Get in the Jeep!

Legality of Lioncash

Creating Lioncash is not only easy and fun, it is 100% legal. According to the U.S. Bureau of Printing and Engraving:

[w]hoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both [1].

In other words, it is perfectly legal to write or draw anything you like on U.S. currency — even LOL DONGS or FUCK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH — so long as you're not trying to render the bill useless as currency.>:3

UK law

Conversely, if you live in the UK, this shit is technically illegal under some Doomsday Act of 1214, probably. There is a lot of anecdotal evidence on the internet stating that it is illegal to write on banknotes in the UK but it is difficult to track down any evidence. There appears to be nothing stating this fact on either the Bank of England or Royal Mint websites. Britchan did some investigation, and turned up the following:

The British Currency and Bank Notes Act, 1928, provides: — "If any person prints or stamps or by any like means impresses on any bank note any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence, be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding one pound."

"Concerning notes, the Currency and Bank Notes Act 1928 says If any person prints, or stamps, or by any means impresses, on any bank note any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence, be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding one pound. The penalty was changed to £25 in 1977 (Criminal Law Act, s.31) and to £200 in 1982 (Criminal Justice Act, s.46)."

It therefore does appear to be illegal to write on banknotes in the UK, technically speaking. But since nobody cares and shopkeepers write all over cash when they count it, do it anyway! Anonymous' team of dedicated lawyers will always be there to get you out of trouble.

edit : It's okay, so long as you don't cover the queen's face. That means, do it on Darwin or face the wrath of the homoerotic British Bobby in one of Her Maj's very own party vans!

Australian Law

An Extract from Crimes (Currency) Act 1981 states that

"A person shall not, without the consent, in writing, of an authorised person, wilfully deface, disfigure, mutilate or destroy any coin or paper money that is lawfully current in Australia."

Fines include:

(a) in the case of a person, not being a body corporate - $5,000 or imprisonment for 2 years, or both; or
(b) in the case of a person, being a body corporate - $10,000.

Note: "Paper money" means money comprising a note written, printed or otherwise made on paper or any other material.

Of course, as with everything else, there are loopholes; one may claim that they are simply enhancing the currency for benevolent purposes, and hence is not violating the above legislation.

So go nuts, Ausfags.

Euro lion cash

The euro has no faces, however, lion-architecture will suffice. DO IT FAGGOT.

Indian Law

Indians are BAWWing over their currency being smudged. According to the Economic Times, some fag said

"Currency notes are sign of sovereignty and by defacing them we show disrespect to it."

India's butthurt is duly noted, but unimportant. As it stands, defacing it is not illegal.

Gallery of Lioncash

Gallery of RAWR >:3 About missing Pics

Grab an etcher
RAWR!!
Commemorative LOL UR DOIN IT WRONG!!1 coin
I HAVE NO LIFE!
Recursive RAWR!
Lord thunderin jesus christ!!!
20 Lionpesos
GET IN THE CAR!
Lioncash Endorsement Poster

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Shit was SO LIONCASH
Britcash
Get in the boat!
Argentinian lioncash >:3
Aussie cash
$500 in Canadian lioncash, which equals ~~$9034~~ wtf? its actually ~~$441.46~~ ~~$474.65~~ ~~$473.44~~ ~~$491.73~~ $485.63 USD.
Much better.
Rioncash for weeaboos.
Norwegian LIONCASH >:3
Ausfag lioncash >:3
Lioncash from Poland
More Polish Lioncash
Even MOAR Polish Lioncash
New Zealand lion
Lioncash from Viking land.
Lioncash reached Switzerland >:3
All aboard the RAWRBOAT >:3
Even Arabs are getting in on the fun!
moar canada lioncash
NZ lionmonies
Brazilian Lioncash too :O
Ten Pounds British Sterlion
Danish money is FULL of lions!
Canuck Lionmoney. Wins extra points for multiple lions per bill.
Iraq Lion >:3
Lions can be found in Mexico too! >:3
Now in Belize!
JESUS CHRIST IT'S CAPITALISM GET IN THE CAR
2lions1cash
Czech Lionmonies
Taiwan goes RAWR!
Michael Manley? More like Michael Manlion!
Canadian Lion5er
The great Canadian polar lion
Lioncash your majesty!
L$ 400
>:3uros
More >:3uros
even more >:3uros
AUS parliament full of lion
Another Aussie lionmoney
Republic of Dominican pesos de leon
Costa Rica - Colones del Leon
Costa Rican ticomonies, ib4 nicomonies
Lionbills
Fucking $1600 lioncashed.
The lion must flow
Pay in lion
Moar lions
Lion them all
Even moar lions
OP lioncash
GET IN MY WALLET!
$2 Lion
Lioncash in both the $20 and $5 variety.
Ulysses S. Grant has never looked better.
Lion passes the watermark test.
LION YOUR BILLS
Failure for not making $100 Lionbill.
RAWR!
How not to do lioncash
Norn Lioncash
Lioncash card
IRL Lioncash
Starbucks card got lioncash'd
Logo of a dutch bank
It's everywhere you want to be.
LIONCASH - I herd u take it
5000 Liondesus
Lionchecks
Although illegal to deface UK currency, it actually already has got lioncash, so there's no need to do so.
Yiff in hell.
FaceRawr!
LionCache
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You can't spell "millionaire" without LION!
Scotland finally joins the future of cash
Lioncash Chileno
swefags got sum
even kids have gots to gets paid in lion cash
Freshly minted
Kitty Cash
Lioncash finally arrives in Turkey