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{{frame|'''We KNOW this [[sick fuck]] posted a video of herself fucking a dog. We at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|ED]] [[DO NOT WANT]] TO SEE THAT SHIT! If you | {{frame|'''We KNOW this [[sick fuck]] posted a video of herself fucking a dog. We at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|ED]] [[DO NOT WANT]] TO SEE THAT SHIT! If [[you]] add any sort of website linking to the video or add any screenshots of the video, you will get [[banned|BANHAMMERED]]!'''}} | ||
{{quote|i lost a bet so what can i do, a bet's a bet..}} | {{quote|i lost a bet so what can i do, a bet's a bet..}} | ||
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We KNOW this sick fuck posted a video of herself fucking a dog. We at ED DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT! If you add any sort of website linking to the video or add any screenshots of the video, you will get BANHAMMERED! |
For some human beings, pride rises above all other emotions. Such is the case of Alyssa Rosales, a Mexican barely-legal from Florida who respects the ideal that "a bet is a bet" and was willing to go to extremes to do so. For Alyssa, who believes in "going big or go home", this meant fucking her dog on cam and proudly sharing it on Facebook for the public to view. A bunch of self-righteous mouth-breathing duffucks then proceeded to rag on her for fucking the dog, while presenting the sick little doggie pervert getting his rocks off as a mere innocent victim. This mirrors their wider political philosophy that homeless people are lazy good-for-nothings should be chopped up as food to maintain all those poor innocent dogs in luxurious accommodations at no-kill shelters.
The Video
The entirety of her episode lasted about 50 seconds, and was composed of her four-legged-friend furiously humping away at his owner, before receiving a second-round of oral sex. All the while Alyssa continues demanding the dog "stay" and moaning, seemingly in pleasure, only further confirming her status as a connoisseur of dog-dong.
Reactions
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See also
- Dracoguard
- Bestiality
- Giovanna Plowman
- AlyssaRosales_
- Leviticus 20:16, which says to murderate the poor defenseless creature.
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