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Donna Simpson is an attention seeker from New Jersey, USA who is trying to be the fattest person in the world. She already weights 600lbs, but the bitch is trying to reach 1000lbs in the next two years. Costing $750+ a week on food just for her. She is worried about losing weight, as if that's even fucking possible. Remarkably, she insists she is healthy, consuming 12,000+ calories a day, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

   
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It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.
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—Donna on gaining weight


Her husband, for some unknown reason, is completely supportive. He's said and done such things as:

   
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We'd stay up and eat huge piles of steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy with butter.
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[She] was sexier when [she] was bigger, and [she] felt happier too.
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Donna even has a page on a pr0n website where men can pay to watch her eat fast food and other nutritious edibles.

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See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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