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'''The Honkening''' or the '''"Freedom Convoy"''' was a protest/demonstration and [[some argue|possible]] IRL-troll-campaign carried out by the truckers of Canada in early 2022. Basically, the [[faggot|fruitcake]] in charge of [[Soviet Canuckistan]], [[Justin Trudeau]], was going to FORCE truckers to get one of the available [[coronavirus|Wu-Flu]] Vaccines so they'd be able to Haul their Loads. Now, in the [[Jewnited States]], this kind of State action would be a voluntary-per-person suggestion; Yet- it would still be met with massive anger and possibly even violent pushback by the USA populace. But in the land of Politeness and Cuckery that is "little ol' Canada", it would result in a simple Sit-In, and of course mass honking, by the trucking industry, being too pussy to go full [[Carmageddon]] on Trudeau and the rest if the Canadian Libshits. Suprisingly enough, this rather tame and boring display of <s>peaceful</s> passive aggressive protest cause massive ammounts of [[butthurt]] from the Canadian Liberals, and eventually lead to Jewdeau using his socialist powers to make sure the libs are king shit in Canuckland.
'''The Honkening''' or the '''"Freedom Convoy"''' was a protest/demonstration and [[some argue|possible]] IRL-troll-campaign carried out by the truckers of Canada in early 2022. Basically, the [[faggot|fruitcake]] in charge of [[Soviet Canuckistan]], [[Justin Trudeau]], was going to FORCE truckers to get one of the available [[coronavirus|Wu-Flu]] Vaccines so they'd be able to Haul their Loads. Now, in the [[Jewnited States]], this kind of State action would be a voluntary-per-person suggestion; Yet- it would still be met with massive anger and possibly even violent pushback by the USA populace. But in the land of Politeness and Cuckery that is "little ol' Canada", it would result in a simple Sit-In, and of course mass honking, by the trucking industry, being too pussy to go full Carmageddon on Trudeau and the rest if the Canadian Libshits. Suprisingly enough, this rather tame and boring display of <s>peaceful</s> passive aggressive protest cause massive ammounts of [[butthurt]] from the Canadian Liberals, and eventually lead to Jewdeau using his socialist powers to make sure the libs are king shit in Canuckland.


==Trudeau flees quarantines==
==Trudeau flees quarantines==

Revision as of 12:58, 21 March 2022

The Honkening or the "Freedom Convoy" was a protest/demonstration and possible IRL-troll-campaign carried out by the truckers of Canada in early 2022. Basically, the fruitcake in charge of Soviet Canuckistan, Justin Trudeau, was going to FORCE truckers to get one of the available Wu-Flu Vaccines so they'd be able to Haul their Loads. Now, in the Jewnited States, this kind of State action would be a voluntary-per-person suggestion; Yet- it would still be met with massive anger and possibly even violent pushback by the USA populace. But in the land of Politeness and Cuckery that is "little ol' Canada", it would result in a simple Sit-In, and of course mass honking, by the trucking industry, being too pussy to go full Carmageddon on Trudeau and the rest if the Canadian Libshits. Suprisingly enough, this rather tame and boring display of peaceful passive aggressive protest cause massive ammounts of butthurt from the Canadian Liberals, and eventually lead to Jewdeau using his socialist powers to make sure the libs are king shit in Canuckland.

Trudeau flees quarantines

During the peak of these peaceful demonstartions, the PM of Canada "caught covid" and had to conveniently "quarantine" from the public. In reality, he simply just was trying to get people of his back so that he could take care of the honking shitheads that wouldn't just vax up and let the government tell them what's right.

HONK HONK

One of the things that really ass blasted the "leftist-outrage-media" was the constant honking by the Convoy of Truckers. Eventually, an order was made by the Canadian officials that effectively banned honking horns. This action was met by EVEN MOAR TRUCK-HONKING.

Honkening Two Electric Boogaloo: USA Convoy

After the steam had lifted and the OG Freedom Convoy had passed, Americans decided to "Culturally Aprropriate" the Convoy around Washington DC. Not much came from this American Copycat faggotry.

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